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Old July 9 2012, 09:48 PM   #1
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Star Trek Rules

Rule 1.

If Riker is talking to you he must put his foot up on the nearest desk.


Rule 2

Any Scientists working in isolation will have gone rouge in some way.


Rule 3

If something goes wrong on the enterprise get to a service tube and climb up the ladder it usually helps.
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Old July 9 2012, 09:57 PM   #2
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Re: Star Trek Rules

Rule 4

Tachyon beams can serve as the resolution to any plot requirement. If for some reason a tachyon beam cannot resolve a situation, try an inverse tachyon beam.
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Old July 9 2012, 10:04 PM   #3
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Rule 5

A Tricorder is not just a Tricorder its just about anything you need it to be at the time just reprogram it and your sorted
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Old July 9 2012, 10:27 PM   #4
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Re: Star Trek Rules

Rule 46

Rule 45 causes a temporal paradox. it'll make sense when you get there.
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Old July 9 2012, 10:31 PM   #5
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Re: Star Trek Rules

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Any Scientists working in isolation will have gone rouge in some way.
Especially if one of them is Eddie Izzard...
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Old July 9 2012, 10:33 PM   #6
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Re: Star Trek Rules

should've picked a lower number in case this thread doesn't last that long
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Old July 9 2012, 10:40 PM   #7
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Re: Star Trek Rules

Rule 6: There is no Rule 6.

Rule 7: No Borg pooftahs.
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Old July 10 2012, 06:22 PM   #8
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Rule 8. Do not fall in love with James Kirk.
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Old July 10 2012, 08:24 PM   #9
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Rule 9: Sisko's NOT PICARD.
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Old July 11 2012, 05:16 AM   #10
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Rule 9: Sisko's NOT PICARD.
Picard never hit Q.
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Old July 11 2012, 04:45 PM   #11
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Rule 9: Sisko's NOT PICARD.
Picard never hit Q.
Maybe he should have. Q never bothered Sisko again
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Old July 11 2012, 04:46 PM   #12
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Rule 10: Any well-endowed woman must be in either a low-cut or skin-tight catsuit, regardless of rank or position.
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Old July 11 2012, 06:35 PM   #13
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Rule 11: When faced with a life-threatening conundrum and your normal solution isn't working, flip it around! That's what Geordi always does and it always works.
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Old July 11 2012, 06:44 PM   #14
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Rule 12

NOTHING fired at the ship will bounce harmlessly off the shields.
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Old July 11 2012, 10:33 PM   #15
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Rule 13
Warp core ejection systems must fail during an emergency, unless the ejection of warp core is Relevant to the Plot.
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