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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old June 25 2012, 06:04 AM   #16
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Re: TNG Caption This! 271: New Contest! So cool!



LaForge:
"-and in 30 minutes, main power will fail catastrophically, killing us all."

Picard: "Suggestions."

LaForge: "We could rehydrate the tension delineator coil fusion matrix."

Riker:
"I could pose on things."

Picard: "Both of you, get to work. Dismissed."



Worf: "Oh, this anatomically-correct android? It's for a school project. Art."



Data: "They say the vents are haunted by a mute-hating xenophobe ghost.

...

It's just a story, though."



Picard/Riker: "Yes, but is it art?"



Picard: "Alright, that's enough of that. This is a Caption Contest, not a Staring Contest."
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Old June 25 2012, 07:22 AM   #17
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Picard: Why do they keep mimicking our movements, Number One?

Riker: Hmm, I'm not really sure. Maybe we should keep moving around!

Worf: Sir! Sensors tell me that you are looking in a mirror.
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Old June 25 2012, 07:32 AM   #18
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Picard: Lt., where are you taking Commander Data?
Worf: The Commander ran his batteries down again servicing Dr. Crusher in her quarters. I'm taking him back to his recharge station, sir.
Picard: Excellent! Send him to my quarters when he's fully recharged.
Worf: Are you sure, sir?
Picard: Dammit Worf, don't question me when I'm horny.
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Old June 25 2012, 07:51 AM   #19
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Computer: "Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center-"
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Old June 25 2012, 08:03 AM   #20
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LaForge: "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ."

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Old June 25 2012, 12:25 PM   #21
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LeadHead, TFTW.



"No, Geordi doesn't look like that Reading Rainbow guy. Shut that thing off and get back to work, you two."





Joan Rivers (OS): "Mr...er...Worf, is it? And who are you wearing tonight?"





Data: "No, young Mr. Crusher was not the right person to ask. There is no need to set a receptacle under the leak until we get to our next stop. We do have a plumber on board."





When Starfleet made more budget cuts, Picard was forced to moonlight as a speed dating chaperone.
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Old June 26 2012, 04:16 AM   #22
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Thanks for the win LeadHead.


Picard, doing Geordi's voice while shaking him: It looks like a tachyonic particle burst overloaded it.

Riker: I can see your lips moving.

Picard: DAMN!



Data: I see you've noticed our pencil collection in the ceiling.






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^ PhilosoRiker!
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Old June 26 2012, 04:49 AM   #24
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^^ A Meme is Born!!!
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Old June 26 2012, 12:23 PM   #25
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Salesman: So what do you think?

Worf: See, this new Samsung Galaxy is just too big, even Data couldn't manage too pick it up. And frankly, I only use a phone to make calls with. Facebook is without honour.

Salesman: What if I throw in a flip top case? You can pretend you're in The Original Series everytime you make a call!
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Old June 26 2012, 10:13 PM   #26
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Smellincoffee wrote: View Post
Worf's crewmember collection was coming along quite nicely...
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Picard: "What do you think, Number One?"

Riker: "Phasers, sir. Using photon torpedoes on the Republican National Convention would be a waste of resources. Let's save those for the Associated Press Awards night."
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Old June 26 2012, 10:20 PM   #28
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Picard: "Number One-"

Riker: "Aye, Captain." *sigh* "Ok, Geordi, let's go over it again. Two plus two equals FOUR. Two plus three equals FIVE. Two plus..."
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Old June 26 2012, 11:07 PM   #29
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Thanks for the KBL Award LeadHead!




LaForge: "I'm just not getting what all the hype was about."

Riker: "The entire thing just comes off as week."

Picard: "Then we are agreed. Twilight sucks."




Picard (os): "When you get there, take him to Geordi. Maybe he can do something. But first, make sure he is still under warranty. I don't want to get stuck with the tab for having him fixed."



Data: "The crowd is begging to thin out a bit. Would you like us to switch the game to the big screen now?"




Picard: "So. A family size with pepperoni, ham, and onion then?"

Riker: "Onions and Worf are never a good mix."

Picard: "Quite right. Make it half and half without."



Endar: "Agreed. He can stay until we can work things out. But I want him nowhere near that young Ensign of your's. I'm trying to make my son into a man."
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Old June 26 2012, 11:28 PM   #30
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Thanks for the win!




Riker (offscreen): "Worf, what the hell is going on?!?"

Worf: "Data is imitating the behaviors of his cat, so I am going to take him back in time and throw both of him into the litter box!"
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