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Old June 22 2012, 09:40 PM   #31
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Re: Cap Con 82: A Singular Obsession

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Engineer: Why are we filling the Captain's Chair with laughing gas?

Trip: Morale is low, when it starts spilling out, it'll be better than shore leave.
Engineer: "You realize, if we used helium instead we could get T'Pol to sound like Minnie Mouse."

Trip: "Okay, let's switch it!"
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Old June 23 2012, 06:46 AM   #32
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Re: Cap Con 82: A Singular Obsession

And Now the pics for this contest:



Crewman: What is this archaic technology we're installing on the captain's chair?
Trip: It's called a seatbelt.
Crewman: He'll never go for it.



Phlox: Relax, Mr Mayweather the Denobulan Science Institute just wanted some research data on how long extras can survive in a vacuum chamber.
Mayweather: But.. I've been in space. I'm the pilot.
Phlox: No worries, my friend. We have an extra who we can pay less to fly the ship and say nothing.



After returning from Rura Penthe, Archer was eager to try out some of the Klingon Mating Rituals he learned there.



Trip: It's a seatbelt sir!
Archer: I wouldn't put my dog in that death vise, take it off!
T'Pol: That is most illogical.
Trip: You would have been better off saying it was logical Subcommander....
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Old June 28 2012, 03:11 AM   #33
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Engineer: "Why are we up in the middle of the night raising the captain's chair?"
Trip: "He used the transporter for the first time yesterday. Everytime he uses it I will raise the chair just a bit. ... How fast can you replicate a captain's uniform, 1/4 size larger than what he wears?"
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Old July 3 2012, 02:20 AM   #34
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Re: Cap Con 82: A Singular Obsession

And this contest ends... when, exactly?
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Old July 3 2012, 02:33 AM   #35
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Re: Cap Con 82: A Singular Obsession

When ThankQ starts the next one.
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Old July 5 2012, 07:22 AM   #36
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Mayweather
: "I feel like I'm dying."

Phlox: "Don't be silly Travis ... now you going to travel through this long tunnel with a bright light at the far end, no need to worry."



Archer: "Do you feel faint now?"
Trip: "No, are you sure you doing it right?"
Archer: "I saw T'pol put her fingers near his shoulder and then he fell down."
Trip: "But you said you couldn't really see what she did."
Archer: "She called it a nerve pinch."
Trip: "Maybe she used her whole hand."
Archer: "Well that would be a nerve grip, not a nerve pinch."
Trip: "Owww ..."
Archer: "What is it?"
Trip: "What do you mean what is it, you keep pinching me."

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Old July 8 2012, 06:24 PM   #37
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Gaith wrote: View Post
And this contest ends... when, exactly?
Nerys Myk wrote: View Post
When ThankQ starts the next one.
It'll be this week. Sorry, right after I agreed to retakeover I had a thing come up. Yous guys knows whats Is meanses. A thing. Bada bing bada boom, a thing. Why yous gotta ax so many questions? Yous tryin' to be some kinda wise guys?
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Old July 13 2012, 09:07 PM   #38
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TrickyDickie wrote: View Post
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Engineer: Why are we filling the Captain's Chair with laughing gas?

Trip: Morale is low, when it starts spilling out, it'll be better than shore leave.
Engineer: "You realize, if we used helium instead we could get T'Pol to sound like Minnie Mouse."

Trip: "Okay, let's switch it!"
Engineer: "Too late now-I've already got the whoopie cushion in place."
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Old July 15 2012, 05:13 PM   #39
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Archer: "You toucha my sandwich, I breaka your face!"
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Old July 15 2012, 05:39 PM   #40
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Archer: "Think you're funny, don't you! I'd better not ever hear you refer to T'Pol and me as 'Tee-Pole and Tent-Pole' again!"
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Old July 15 2012, 07:23 PM   #41
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Sorry. Double post.
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Old July 25 2012, 05:13 AM   #42
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Re: Cap Con 82: A Singular Obsession



Trip: "Man, restocking the white wispy space battle gas is always a pain in the ass."



Phlox: "Remain perfectly still. This will only hurt a bit. Until it hurts a lot."



Trip: "Hrk... gurk.... you're strangling me!"

Archer: "Hold on, you've still got bread crumbs on your uniform."



T'pol: "Captain, this is an intervention."

Hoshi (whispering): "Psst, Travis. Turn around."
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Old July 26 2012, 02:21 PM   #43
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T'Pol - "Captain on the bridge. All bow to his greatness."
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Old July 26 2012, 04:29 PM   #44
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Trip: But Cap'n, don't you think four months is long enough for the contest? The crew's about to mutiny!

Archer: Belay that insubordination! This contest will end when I say it ends, and not a second before!
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Old August 1 2012, 12:18 AM   #45
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Trip: But Cap'n, don't you think four months is long enough for the contest? The crew's about to mutiny!

Archer: Belay that insubordination! This contest will end when I say it ends, and not a second before!
Trip: But, Captain, all I'm asking for is instructions on how to get and post some new pictures! I'm wasn't kidding about the mutiny.
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