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Old June 22 2012, 08:37 PM   #1
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VOY Caption Contest 81; How The Mighty Have Fallen!!!

Another day, another caption contest. Hope you liked the last one, and now:



The importance-of-crew-morale award goes to:

Deranged Nasat wrote: View Post


Janeway: "Sorry, Mr. Neelix. Since we lost the port shields, only crewmen on the "essential or attractive" list are permitted on deck six - go right through, Mr. Tuvok - the rest must do without radiation shielding for a while. Don't feel bad - your duties as morale officer will be quite essential back here, I assure you".
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Our ready room shenanigans award goes to:

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Doctor: Let me guess, *points to Chakotay* your hips feel like they've been run over by a pack of Ferengi *points to Janeway* and your back hurts like you were drop kicked by a Klingon Targ? Yet another entry in the "Ready Room Romps".
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The mistaken identities award goes to:

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Sontar-Huh?
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Some catsuit mania here:

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Janeway: C'mon! No one needs to know...loan me one of your catsuits.
Seven: But Captain, I do not think my...I do not think your...May I wear one of your uniforms, then?
Janeway: Deal! Meet me in holodeck one!
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The Doctor's dilemma award goes to:

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It was the night of the prom and the Doctor was left with a dilema who to take as his date; the alian with the big bum or a drunk Seven of Nine?
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Here is the special winning caption:



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Alien #1: "I hear we're to be featured on the Trek BBS Caption Contest-isn't that great?!?"

Alien #2: "Dude, our heads look like butts-somehow I doubt this is going to work out in our favor."
And the photoshop award goes to:

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NEELIX: But he'll blame me!
Plus a special tag caption award:

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CHAKOTAY: So what happened?

JANEWAY: Torres asked Paris, if the new uniforms made her look fat.

EMH: He said yes.
Chakotay: Is he still breathing?

EMH: Barely.
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Everyone has their low moments, our heroes no less:











Have fun!
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Old June 22 2012, 08:46 PM   #2
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Neelix: It smells horrible but I thought the putrid stench might help to end your coma!


One commander, one captain, one planet...



Hirogen: That right elbow is still to high...



Kim: Oh crap! I er... didn't notice the sensor readings telling me this beast was devouring us!
Janeway: My I suggest next time ensign you stop fantasying about woman?


Doctor: We're having this for lunch?
Crell Moset: Wise Cardassian man once said; to know something is to eat it.
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Old June 23 2012, 01:28 AM   #3
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NEELIX: It's an old Talaxian custom to exchange flowers after sex.

Tuvok bolts upright in bed.

TUVOK: Wait...what!!!!!???



SEVEN: You'd so better not be looking down my top!



KIM: That's gonna leave a mark!

JANEWAY: Do you even watch the show?



CARDASSIAN: Can you save him doctor? I've had him since I was a boy.
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Old June 23 2012, 06:25 AM   #4
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Neelix: I saved one of those flowers that caused that whole Tuvix thing just to annoy everyone.



Seven years without in the Delta Quadrant lowered Chakotay's standards in women.




Seven: This it outrageous. I've been on this show three years and I'm still being paraded around in skin tight outfits and used only for eye candy! Teach me how to take revenge!



Neelix: What does this button do?




Doctor: Didn't anyone tell Ensign Kim not to use that Warp 10 shuttle?
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Old June 23 2012, 10:59 PM   #5
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Thanks for the win.



His only calling card, a pink orchid. Thus, with no evidence as to his true identity, he was known only as...the Pink Orchid Killer.



Tuvok (who was thought to be asleep): "I see my hypothesis was correct. Leaving my extracted wisdom tooth under the pillow does indeed attract the Tooth Fairy regardless of my current age. Unsurprisingly, Mr. Neelix is the Tooth Fairy, befitting his overly cheerful and gratingly obsessive personality".

Neelix: "...Your brain's still a bit fuzzy from the anesthetic, isn't it Tuvok?"



Overseer Janeway: "This planet will make a fine coffee plantation. Beam down the Kazon slaves".



"We've been swallowed by a Budong".

"I guess that means Farscape got the Dream Aliens or the Macrovirus. I hope it isn't too sensible for them."



Doctor: "Locked onto the captain's signature, you said. Does this look like the captain to you?"

Moset: "...It may be that what I thought read "pit stop" may in fact have read "pet shop".
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Old June 24 2012, 01:41 AM   #6
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DOCTOR: Yeah, I took it off Torres' forehead. Turns out all Klingons are smoothheads.
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DOCTOR: Ensign Kim asked for help in getting promoted, so I found this spine for him...
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Old June 24 2012, 03:22 AM   #8
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Neelix: Now if that fly on you nose will just stay still, Mr. Vulcan, we will pretend that this never happened.



Janeway: Chakotay... break out the axes, there's coffee in that forest!



Hirogen: Good, you are ready to enter the Matrix.

Seven: Neo won't know what hit him.



Janeway: And this is why you never allow Q to get bored.

Q: Oh but Kathy, don't you think this adds a little spark to the place?



Cardassian: I went looking for our beginning... and I think I found our end.

Doctor: You've been watching Prometheus again, haven't you?
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Old June 24 2012, 04:08 PM   #9
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Crell Moset: Why exactly do I have to do this?
EMH: You remember the rules, dangerous testing on Bajoran prisoners means you have to stay here and help prepare Neelix's new desserts.

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Old June 24 2012, 04:47 PM   #10
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EMH: "Why is the ambassador dead?!?"

Moset: "He raised a white flag, I found out that it was a treacherous false flag, so I sprayed him with some Black Flag."
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Old June 24 2012, 04:55 PM   #11
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Janeway: "Do you think that those hills look like my boobs?"

Chakotay: "You've been playing 'mirror, mirror, on the wall' again, haven't you?"
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Old June 24 2012, 05:00 PM   #12
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Russ: "I'm not Nimoy and you're definitely not Jill Ireland, so don't even try me!"
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Old June 24 2012, 05:05 PM   #13
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Hirogen: "Aren't those five elderly people going to miss the cushioned tips off their canes?"

Seven: "Don't worry....they're actually from blackboard pointers."
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Old June 24 2012, 05:15 PM   #14
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Kim: " 'The thunder rolls....and the lightnin' strikes.' "

Janeway: "Dammit Harry, you know I hate country!"
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Thanks for the co-win!



Neelix: It's the flower you used to make me go into a Severe Allergic Reaction. I thought it would make you feel better. Oh... No...




Janeway: Janeway to Voyager. What do you mean "We can't spare the Coffeemaker?!"




Hirogen: What do you see?

Seven: UPN.

Hirogen: And what do you to UPN?

Seven: Hunt it down and Kill it.



Captain's Log: The Good News is, we found our way home. The Bad News is, we're in New Jersey.




The Doctor: You know, we could've just looked through a microscope at the parasite, we didn't have to turn it into MegaParasite to get a better look at it.
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