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Old April 10 2012, 09:30 PM   #16
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Running as fast as he can to get to the transporter room, Chekov finally catches a glimpse of Khan Noonien Singh just as Khan and the last group of his followers are beamed down to Ceti Alpha V.
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Old April 11 2012, 03:07 AM   #17
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Chekov: While I have your attention, I've been asked to remind you of the entertainment being offered on board ship, tonight. At 19:00 in the rec room on deck 8, David Cameron's 2180 remastered wersion of the 2087 holographic wersion of the 2012 3-D wersion of the 1997 classic "Titanic" will be shown. And yes, I’m told the popcorn replicator is back on line.
Oh, I almost forgot. We had hoped to precede "Titanic" with a rare glimsp of "Away from it all" AKA "The Gondola Sketch" from Life of Brian (ah memories!). Sadly we will have to make do with a docu-drama about James Cameron’s voyage to the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Truely a new low in film making.
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Old April 11 2012, 06:34 AM   #18
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Chekov: May I have your attention, please?

Entire Crew: NO!!!

Chekov: Okay, then.



Chekov: Scotty's not aboard yet! I'm the only one who knows how to use the transporter!
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Old April 13 2012, 07:05 PM   #19
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Thanks for the win, Nerys Myk!



Chekov: "I am actually much smarter than the original Chekov! Everyt'ing vas inwented in Russia...by me!"
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Old May 11 2012, 06:07 AM   #20
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Chekov: This is an Emergency Ship Broadcast. We're out of coffee.




Chekov: Get me off this ship! I made a pass at Uhura and Spock is coming for me!
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Old May 16 2012, 01:08 AM   #21
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"Hello. I am Nostalgia Cwitic. I wemember movie so you no have to..."
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Old May 21 2012, 01:46 PM   #22
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Chekov (contacting a merchant): Help! I need some aging hormones fast! My crewmates already suspect I'm younger than 20, but I'm really 14 and... Do you have any acne treatment and viagra?


Chekov: Captain I need a hug!
Kirk: Christ he's more inexperienced than me!
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Old June 3 2012, 06:43 PM   #23
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May I have your attention please. At 0400 hours this morning, ve received a status update that Facebook was going public. Soon after Facebook officials reported they were experiencing severe financial anomalies and the stock price vound up right in ze toilet. Our mission is to access Facebook and make sure their servers don't crash so all of the bored attention-starved teenagers in the world will be able to continue airing their emotional baggage for public display and posting inane, pointless messages as their status updates.
Ve vill arrive at Facebook within three minutes... thank you for your time.
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"Keptin! Ve are in trouble and only Jazz Hands can save us!"
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Old June 11 2012, 03:48 PM   #25
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Chekov: May I have your attention, please? At 2200 hours, telemetry detected an anomaly in the Neutral Zone. It was the Bassen Rift, complaining about the end of Nemesis.
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Old June 11 2012, 07:57 PM   #26
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At this rate, I will turn into Bester.
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Old June 21 2012, 01:13 AM   #27
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Chekov: Thank you for watching today's 3 minute news broadcast, you will now be subjected to 27 minutes of mandatory commercials.
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Old June 26 2012, 11:10 PM   #28
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Chekov never did figure out who left their skateboard on the Bridge."
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Old June 26 2012, 11:11 PM   #29
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"Today we are going to be unboxing the new Spiderman game..."
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Old July 22 2012, 04:56 PM   #30
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Is someone else supposed to take over? This thread began in April and it has been nearly a month since the last post.
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