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Old April 16 2012, 02:02 PM   #16
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Re: Cap Con 82: A Singular Obsession


Crewman: "Are you sure this is wise sir, installing this shocker?"

Trip: "Yea, Yea, it'll be fun"




Archer: " Your lucky I don't throw you out an air lock for that shocker Stunt!"

Trip: "Aaapril Fools....?"s
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Old April 25 2012, 01:41 AM   #17
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Archer "I'm gonna' kill you where you stand! You sunnova bitch!"

Trip "Wha! Why?"

Archer "Because it's more convenient than killing you somewhere else! Dammit man, don't ask stupid questions!"
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Old May 11 2012, 05:54 AM   #18
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Engineer: Commander, shouldn't we be fixing the warp reactor?

Trip: Priorities! I might someday sit in this chair!

Engineer: Only if the Captain's brain gets infested by Parasites and T'Pol resigns...




Archer: Stop saying I'm a switch hitter with a Phase Pistol! I'm ambidextrous!
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Old May 16 2012, 04:27 PM   #19
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Archer: "What did you do with Cap Con 83?!?"
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Old May 18 2012, 08:49 PM   #20
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Archer: Stop saying I'm a switch hitter with a Phase Pistol! I'm ambidextrous!
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Old May 30 2012, 11:10 PM   #21
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Crewmen: Removing the evidence are we?
Trip: Yep! Captain's made a mess... Again!


Phlox: And after patching up your neck I will chop off your nutsack and feed it to my animals!
Travis: What?


Trip: For the last time T'Pol is mine! Take your repressed sexual urges somewhere else!


Hoshi: Oh God he didn't!
Archer: Trip, why are you placing a cherry bomb underneath my chair?
Trip: April's fools?
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Old June 2 2012, 10:13 PM   #22
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Phlox
: " ... so I've been reading up on Human psychologists, particularly this Sigmund Freud of yours ...

Mayweather
: "Can we get on with the treatment please?"

Phlox
: "Of course, I'm going to insert you head first into this tunnel, try not to think about sex with your mother."

Mayweather
: "Huh?"


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Old June 2 2012, 11:32 PM   #23
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Hoshi: "See anything, sir?"
Trip: "I'm not sure. I'm gonna have to take a closer look."



Trip: "Nope, the next contest isn't under the Cap'n's chair, either." *sigh* "I hope Phlox is havin' better luck..."



Phlox: "Good news, Mister Mayweather! It appears that the next caption contest is not, in fact, hidden within your cranium."
Travis: "Uh...thanks, Phlox. Now could you take a look at the broken wrist I came down here for?"



Archer: "Damn it, Trip! It's been two months! Where the hell is the next contest?!"
Trip: "I don't know, sir! I've looked all over the damn ship! I can't find it!"
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Old June 2 2012, 11:53 PM   #24
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LeadHead wrote: View Post


Archer: Stop saying I'm a switch hitter with a Phase Pistol! I'm ambidextrous!
One of your best, LeadHead!
Thank you, thank you very much.
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Old June 4 2012, 03:09 PM   #25
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Old June 11 2012, 03:46 PM   #26
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Phlox: There, now you'll never be able to speak again.

Mayweather: ...
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Old June 12 2012, 12:12 PM   #27
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Crewmen: I don't think a whoopie bag in the captain's chair is a good idea.
Trip: Relax crewmen, it's April Fools day!


Phlox: What are these neck markings?
MayWeather: Oh that... I er... had a close encounter with a Klingon...


Archer: T'Pol is mine buddy! Captain's orders!
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Old June 15 2012, 02:29 PM   #28
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The hostile takeover is complete.

Some lives have been altered forever.

Some hearts have been scarred for life.

And yes, sad to say, more than a few animals were harmed.

As the dust settles, there is a returning. There is a new judge. There is a new, old judge. The beginnings of of Enterprise Caption Contest are revisiting the present.

From the ashes, it has risen.



Yes, you have been warned.


Here comes THE JUDGE.

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Old June 15 2012, 04:41 PM   #29
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Old June 21 2012, 01:10 AM   #30
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Engineer: Why are we filling the Captain's Chair with laughing gas?

Trip: Morale is low, when it starts spilling out, it'll be better than shore leave.
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