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Old May 2 2012, 03:43 AM   #16
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Staggeringly drunk redshirt: "All together now, girls, here we go, okay? Be-yooooond the rim of the star-liiiiiiight..."
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Old May 2 2012, 04:18 AM   #17
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KIRK: Sweet Spock. You get the DJ gig at Chekov's birthday party.
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Old May 2 2012, 11:44 AM   #18
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Crewman: Hi dollface, I love how you’ve turned your uniform into a shirt.




Henock: Sorry, but for some reason I don’t feel like having sex for the next seven years.




Kirk: Bones, your Christmas decorations still need a little work!



Uhura: For this recipe, first you have to separate the white from the yolk, like this ...
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Old May 3 2012, 05:25 AM   #19
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MCCOY(o.c.): As I doctor, I'm more concerned with the hole in your chest rather than the stain on your uniform.
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Old May 3 2012, 05:34 PM   #20
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Kirk (OS): "That's...that's mayonnaise, right?"
Uhura: "Of course, it's mayonnaise!"
Kirk: "I know! I knew that!"
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Old May 4 2012, 09:32 AM   #21
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ARCH WHITING:
Can you believe it? We get to work with John Drew Barrymore!
JANET MacLACHLAN: Yeah, about that...




Saturday Night Rigellian Fever!!!





CHAPEL: I see a Rhinocerous.
UHURA: It's NOT a Rorshach Blot!
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Old May 4 2012, 01:22 PM   #22
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Maurice, if your Barrymore "zinger" doesn't win, there's something seriously wrong with the judging process!

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Old May 5 2012, 04:52 AM   #23
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Crewman: "If it's yellow, but it's on the table with the urinalysis machine, it's not lemonade."





Nimoy's first try at a "live long and prosper" hand gesture left something to be desired.





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Old May 5 2012, 05:02 AM   #24
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Kirk: "Spock, I realize you find the Fourth of July 'fascinating,' but next time I think you should leave the fireworks to the professionals--I'm a bit underwhelmed by these."
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Old May 5 2012, 06:45 PM   #25
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Redshirt: "Say, Karen...you know those photos we took last night? How angry would you be if they somehow...accidentally and completely unintentionally...got posted on Spacebook?"
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Old May 7 2012, 01:13 AM   #26
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Redshirt Ron: You ladies haven't by any chance seen the two urine samples I was suppose to give Doctor McCoy have you?



Uhura: Let me get this straight. You Filmation idiots can put white goo on me but can't be bothered to put white in my eyes.
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Old May 7 2012, 03:22 AM   #27
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Scotty: FREEBIRD!!!
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Old May 7 2012, 03:27 AM   #28
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Mullhall: "Spock, are you wearing Nurse Chapel's lipstick?"

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Old May 7 2012, 03:44 AM   #29
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KIRK: Them tribbles blowed up real good.
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Old May 9 2012, 12:14 PM   #30
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It's this year's model Sybian and as for dinner and a movie? I'll be busy, sorry.
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