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Old May 2 2012, 03:43 AM   #16
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Staggeringly drunk redshirt: "All together now, girls, here we go, okay? Be-yooooond the rim of the star-liiiiiiight..."
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Old May 2 2012, 04:18 AM   #17
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KIRK: Sweet Spock. You get the DJ gig at Chekov's birthday party.
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The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.
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Old May 2 2012, 11:44 AM   #18
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Crewman: Hi dollface, I love how you’ve turned your uniform into a shirt.




Henock: Sorry, but for some reason I don’t feel like having sex for the next seven years.




Kirk: Bones, your Christmas decorations still need a little work!



Uhura: For this recipe, first you have to separate the white from the yolk, like this ...
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Old May 3 2012, 05:25 AM   #19
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MCCOY(o.c.): As I doctor, I'm more concerned with the hole in your chest rather than the stain on your uniform.
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Old May 3 2012, 05:34 PM   #20
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Kirk (OS): "That's...that's mayonnaise, right?"
Uhura: "Of course, it's mayonnaise!"
Kirk: "I know! I knew that!"
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Old May 4 2012, 09:32 AM   #21
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ARCH WHITING:
Can you believe it? We get to work with John Drew Barrymore!
JANET MacLACHLAN: Yeah, about that...




Saturday Night Rigellian Fever!!!





CHAPEL: I see a Rhinocerous.
UHURA: It's NOT a Rorshach Blot!
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Old May 4 2012, 01:22 PM   #22
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Maurice, if your Barrymore "zinger" doesn't win, there's something seriously wrong with the judging process!

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Old May 5 2012, 04:52 AM   #23
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Crewman: "If it's yellow, but it's on the table with the urinalysis machine, it's not lemonade."





Nimoy's first try at a "live long and prosper" hand gesture left something to be desired.





Uhura learned the hard way that one shouldn't walk too close to a mugatu with a cold.
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Old May 5 2012, 05:02 AM   #24
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Kirk: "Spock, I realize you find the Fourth of July 'fascinating,' but next time I think you should leave the fireworks to the professionals--I'm a bit underwhelmed by these."
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Old May 5 2012, 06:45 PM   #25
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Redshirt: "Say, Karen...you know those photos we took last night? How angry would you be if they somehow...accidentally and completely unintentionally...got posted on Spacebook?"
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Old May 7 2012, 01:13 AM   #26
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Redshirt Ron: You ladies haven't by any chance seen the two urine samples I was suppose to give Doctor McCoy have you?



Uhura: Let me get this straight. You Filmation idiots can put white goo on me but can't be bothered to put white in my eyes.
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Old May 7 2012, 03:22 AM   #27
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Scotty: FREEBIRD!!!
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Old May 7 2012, 03:27 AM   #28
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Mullhall: "Spock, are you wearing Nurse Chapel's lipstick?"

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Old May 7 2012, 03:44 AM   #29
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KIRK: Them tribbles blowed up real good.
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Old May 9 2012, 12:14 PM   #30
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It's this year's model Sybian and as for dinner and a movie? I'll be busy, sorry.
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