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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old April 20 2012, 09:45 PM   #16
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McCoy: "Why you green blooded..."

Kirk: "Spock. How'd you know."

Spock: "Simple logic Captain. He who smelt it, dealt it."



Kirk: "The access code is coming through now."

Spock: "Captain, I must point out. That appears to be the combination for your gym locker."

Kirk: "Well double dumb ass on me."



Kirk: "I'm just saying that maybe going back for seconds of dessert every meal might not be such a good idea. Next time, try an apple."



Khan: "Why are we slowing?"

Joachim: "The light is yellow."

Khan: "You fool, yellow means to floor it."

Joachim: "Your's truly is the superior intellect."
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Old April 21 2012, 01:40 AM   #17
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Khan (whispering): "You did get all those prefix codes changed, didn't you?"
Joachim: "Oh. I didn't know you meant today."




Saavik: "You guys want anything?"
McCoy: "I'll have a Fresca."
Kirk: "Mr. Pibb for me!"
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Old April 21 2012, 01:46 AM   #18
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Saavik: Schrdinger's Cat is... alive, sir.
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Old April 26 2012, 03:15 AM   #19
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Kirk: What's wrong with the cable tuner? All we're getting are reruns of Keeping Up With The Augments.
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Old April 26 2012, 10:36 PM   #20
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Kirk: What's in the box?

Saavik: I can tell you, Admiral, or you can see what's behind Door #2...
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Old April 26 2012, 10:38 PM   #21
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Saavik: You had it set to defrost sir, your meal's only half heated.
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Old April 29 2012, 01:15 AM   #22
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Spock: "No Sir, I did not take the last red M&M."





Saavik: "Sir, you're next on the list. I realize it's no fun cleaning out a workplace refrigerator, but fair is fair."





Joachim: "Has anyone ever told you your boob job is magnificent?"

Khan: "Arrest him! My boobs are 100 percent real."
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Old April 29 2012, 02:10 AM   #23
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Kirk: "You told Carol Marcus about Antonia?!"
Spock: "I did not know it was supposed to be a secret."
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Old April 29 2012, 03:47 AM   #24
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Khan: There! A McDonalds! Pull over.
Health-Conscious Joachim: Dammit.
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Old April 29 2012, 07:11 AM   #25
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Bones: Careful Jim, I hear she's got Shelley Long locked in there!

Kirk: So that's how she got the job.
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Old May 1 2012, 02:44 AM   #26
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Spock: What? I had plomeek soup for lunch. It gives me gas.
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Old May 1 2012, 02:45 AM   #27
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Kirk to Enterprise. Good news, Mr. Scott... we found your lunch.
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Old May 1 2012, 02:47 AM   #28
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Khan: Listen to me... I'm about to get my revenge on my old nemesis. I can't deal with this right now. We'll talk about your quarters after I've killed Kirk, OK?
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Old May 2 2012, 04:30 AM   #29
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Kahn: This is where my 20th century upbringing comes in handy. Kirk is a formidable enemy, but throw a beautiful woman at him and you have a chance. Picard would talk your ear off until you self destruct your own ship, and Sisko is frightening; watch out for that guy. Janeway has a reset button on her ship so you're screwed either way, but Archer, ah I wish we were found just a few decades earlier.



Savvik: It's Commander Chekov, Admiral.
Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise, someone pull up the old SNL song 'Dick in a Box' We found Chekov.
McCoy: Jim, we don't have time for this.
Kirk: Come on Bones, it's funny!



Joachim: ... And stop calling me Tattoo!
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Old May 2 2012, 07:01 PM   #30
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"Fascinating. Whoever decided to put Anne Hathaway in tight leather is most logical."



"Joachim, access the ship's database. I want to know more about this 'Benedict Cumberbatch' fellow they keep saying I bear a striking resemblance to."



"Admiral, it doesn't matter how many times I run your debit card, it's still going to say 'insufficient funds.' Logic would seem to dictate that you deposit some money into your account."
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