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Old April 15 2012, 08:09 PM   #1
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VOY Caption Contest 76; The Iron Lady, Captain Janeway!

Janeway: What do you mean I have to fondle something?

Kate Mulgrew: Ugh!
Robert Beltran: What's the matter?
Kate Mulgrew: Jeri Ryan's turned up!

Seven: I will never wear those ridiculous catsuits!

Janeway: Nice alien! Just press these commands, that's it! Press the one to destroy your ship, I mean-

Janeway thinking: I'm queen of the universe! Captain of the best ship ever! I have the best looks of them all, and I have a body of a Goddess!

Doctor: Non-real or not, you need to take better care of yourself captain. Safe sex still applies with holograms. In fact especially with holograms!

Janeway: Wait a minute! I know you! You're that Trill woman who kissed Jadzia Dax! Lenara whatsits... Lenara Kahn that's it!
Borg Queen: I don't know what you are talking about...
Janeway: So that explains why your so pissed off with the Alpha Quadrant! You were caught in an act of reassociation!

Janeway: I heard that George Lucas the 15th made this film.
Star Trek: The Approaching Shadow...

Caption contest: DS9
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Old April 15 2012, 11:24 PM   #2
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 76; The Iron Lady, Captain Janeway!

JANEWAY: Why are there three contests?
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Old April 15 2012, 11:27 PM   #3
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 76; The Iron Lady, Captain Janeway!

TUVOK: Next time, I get to be Tubbs.
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Old April 16 2012, 02:38 AM   #4
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 76; The Iron Lady, Captain Janeway!

Double posting since there are multiple threads running...

Thanks for the win!

You want me to put that where????

Janeway: They're still following us.
Chakotay: Just be cool, we'll lose them on the boardwalk and then...
Janeway: Then I get to take that feather and...
Cahkotay: Walk faster!

Janeway: Look at it this way... at least you don't have to worry about the beauticians giving you 9 different hairstyles in your first season!

Janeway: Just sign here... and then the fun will really begin!

Janeway: Seven... if I catch you looking at my gluteus maximus one more time...
Seven: Then I suggest you stop standing within my line of sight, Captain. I am only a deborgified human, afterall.

Janeway: EXCUSE me?
EMH:You didn't say "Bless me Father"first.
Janeway: That collar only works in Fairhaven, Doctor. I think its time to restrict your holodeck privileges.

Janeway: Trust me, Sweetheart, if she LIKED bald ... she'd be hanging out with our EMH a lot more than she does with me.

Janeway:Thank Gawd the EMH isn't here taking pictures of us wearing these stupid glasses.
Tuvok: Indeed.
"But life is a battle: may we all be enabled to fight it well!" Charlotte Bronte
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