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Old March 25 2012, 08:54 PM   #1
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Cap Con 82: A Singular Obsession

But First, after some delay, the WINNERS!

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General Gosis: As you can see, our immigration and customs services are overstaffed. Despite having scanned your bodies using radiation of theoretically every type and wavelength - and found nothing - it will be necessary to perform deep cavity searches. Searching by hand for contraband this thoroughly is good for the morale of the men. Afterwards, we would be happy to discuss the possibility of trade with your planet.
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Old March 25 2012, 08:57 PM   #2
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Old March 25 2012, 09:10 PM   #3
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Phlox: You are done! How do you feel?

Mayweather: Aye sir! Full impulse
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Old March 26 2012, 08:14 PM   #4
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Thanks for the win!-Mistral
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Mayweather: "But why am I your practice dummy?"

Phlox: "It's not like you have anything else to do around here..."
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Old March 26 2012, 10:23 PM   #5
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Trip: Why are we doing this? Well let's just say that Porthos isn't the only one on the ship that has problems digesting cheese. Every few days I come in with some compressed air attach it to this special nozzle down here and blow out the Captain's chair. Otherwise if it builds up too much and someone sits down too hard we have to clear the bridge.
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Old April 1 2012, 08:53 AM   #6
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Engineer: Commander, why are you installing a whoopie cushion?



Mayweather: What are you doing?

Phlox: Just as I thought.

Mayweather: What? Is it serious?

Phlox: Quite serious, I just got a text that you're getting an episode built around you, named "Horizon."



Archer: Don't make fun of gazelles!



Archer: Why are you still working on that?

Trip: The faster engineering team doesn't arrive until Tuesday.
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Old April 1 2012, 09:00 AM   #7
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Mayweather: What are you doing?

Phlox: Just as I thought.

Mayweather: What? Is it serious?

Phlox: Quite serious, I just got a text that you're getting an episode built around you, named "Horizon."
Mayweather: "You mean...?"
Phlox: "I'm afraid so. Emotional beats, dialogue consisting of more than three or four words at a time, the works. There's even going to be an impassioned speech!"
Mayweather: "This won't end well."
Phlox: "Optimism, Ensign! How bad could it be?"
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Old April 4 2012, 12:19 AM   #8
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Archer: It is an unwritten Starfleet Law that the CAPTAIN has first dibs at any hot crew member!!!!!
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Old April 8 2012, 09:17 AM   #9
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Trip learned the hard way that nobody touches Archer's water polo ball without permission.
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Old April 9 2012, 08:30 PM   #10
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Archer: "One more crack about the moustache and you've had it!"

Trip: "But, but you don't have a mustache!"

Archer: "That's it!..."
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Old April 11 2012, 06:07 AM   #11
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Thanks for the win, Nerys Myk!



Trip (inhaling deeply): Bringing along a tank of nitrous oxide was a great idea!
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Old April 11 2012, 06:26 AM   #12
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Trip: Are you sure I have to sit like this while I'm working on the Captain's chair?

T'Pol: (focusing a camera) Yes.... just like that.

(click)



Phlox: This would be easier if I could check your medical records.

Mayweather: Why can't you?

Phlox: Everywhere I call, nobody seems to remember you. Even the medic on the ship you grew up on.

Mayweather: She said something about adoption...



Archer: No, Combative Friday was rescheduled to Monday! Today is forgetful Saturday!

Trip: When's Combative Friday again?

Archer hits Trip



Trip: All set Cap'n, the next time someone sits in the chair who isn't you, they'll get an electric shock in their butt.

Archer: Time for a test. T'Pol, you have the Bridge.
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Old April 12 2012, 02:00 PM   #13
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It was only after he pressed the red button did Dr Phlox realize he had gotten the MRI scanner mixed up with the torpedo tube again

Archer: Don't move...spider!!
Trip: oooh...geddit....geddit!!!
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Old April 12 2012, 02:39 PM   #14
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Re: Cap Con 82: A Singular Obsession

Thanks for the win, Nerys Myk!



Engineer: "Commander...did...did you just caress the captain's chair seat?"
Trip: "Hey, T'Pol sits here, too...and no! No, I didn't!"
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Old April 12 2012, 06:40 PM   #15
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Gotta fix this one, somehow parts got deleted.

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Phlox: This would be easier if I could check your medical records.

Mayweather: Why can't you?

Phlox: Everywhere I call, nobody seems to remember you. Even the medic on the ship you grew up on.

Mayweather: The Medic on that ship was my mother!!

Phlox: She said something about adoption...
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