Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38: Vat's the Wector, Wictor?

Nerys Myk · April 1 2012, 08:39 PM

But first :

If it's not Scottish its... Award

Deranged Nasat wrote:

Spock: "Food reserves are depleted. There is only one logical course of action".

Kirk: "Scottish fare isn't the best.."

Scotty: "Why is everyone looking at me?"

Mr Snot Award

Franklin wrote:

Pine (to himself): My God, is that a booger on his finger? It is! Geez, really Mr. Nimoy? I can't let him touch my face with that. Think fast, Chris.
Pine (shouting outloud): Rastifarian!
Abrams (off camera): Cut! What the hell?
Pine (to himself): Whew!

Space Pope Award

UFO wrote:

Spock: … In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen

What's the Difference Award

Jonas Grumby wrote:

Scotty: "I guess the short dude's Yoda. The young guy must be Skywalker. You Obi Wan or what?"
Spock: "The damage to the timeline is worse than I thought!"

Herkimer Jitty Sweeps it Award

Herkimer Jitty wrote:

Quinto: "First Sherlock, then this movie, now The Hobbit? I'm sorry, I have to stop you before it's too late."

[He neck pinches Cumberbatch.]

Cumberbatch: "NO!!! Rule over the nerds is mine!! Miiiiiine...."

[He passes out]

Villain: "Look out! There's a giant space monster behind you!"

Uhura: "Like I'm falling for that."

Villain: "It's true, just look behind you once they put it in post."

Herkimer Jitty wrote:

Spock: "I can shout louder!"

Villain: "No, I can!!!!"

Herkimer Jitty wrote:

Quinto: "Hey, bro... how do you feel about your stunt double looking like a cooler MOFO than you do? Bet it stings, huh?"

Cumberbatch: "Steal his sunglasses for me. I might start crying."

Herkimer Jitty wrote:

Uhura: "Somebody pin this thread, or else there won't be another episode of Sherlock ever again!"

Nerys Myk · April 1 2012, 08:41 PM

And now the pics for this contest

Sector 7 · April 1 2012, 08:54 PM

Chekov: Sure, I am old enough to drink American whiskey, it was inwented in Leningrad! I can do zis!!

Chekov: Must find bathroom... I can't do zis!!

UFO · April 2 2012, 09:03 AM

Chekov: I’m a little nervous, I have never made one of these before. Well let’s see, I like dancing and taking long walks on the beach …

Chekov (playing hard to get): Come back! I only want to give you a hug.

M'Sharak · April 2 2012, 07:29 PM

"Now I em de vun zat's cool."

Herkimer Jitty · April 2 2012, 08:46 PM

ё-мое! Unexpected megawin. Cheers, mate.

Chekov: "Hi. Pavel Chekov here. Just talking tonight about some things I'm really excited about. John Carter, looks killer.Um, played Angry Birds last night, for like 7 straight hours."

Chekov: "Mr. President! MR. PRESIDEEENT!"

UFO · April 4 2012, 04:38 AM

Kirk: I'll be damned Chekov! I thought you were joking about putting a video link in your bathroom.

Mr. Laser Beam · April 4 2012, 02:18 PM

The new "Running Chekov" threadbomb left much to be desired.

M'Sharak · April 4 2012, 08:03 PM

Kermit flail!

jespah · April 5 2012, 10:14 PM

And zis one goes out to all ze little old leddies from Leningrad. Feelings ....

Keptin! I hev found ze other roller skate!!

Maurice · April 7 2012, 10:52 AM

CHEKOV: Vhy do I only see penises vhenever I do vebcam chat roulette?

CHEKOV: I told you not to vax the floor!

Vassa · April 10 2012, 09:11 AM

Enterprise Chess Club:..And STAY OUT!!

UFO · April 10 2012, 12:36 PM

Maurice wrote:

CHEKOV: I told you not to vax the floor!

Crewman: Young people, always in a hurry. Oh, and back in the day we called it "hoovering".

M'Sharak · April 10 2012, 06:34 PM

UFO wrote:

Maurice wrote:

CHEKOV: I told you not to vax the floor!

Crewman: Young people, always in a hurry. Oh, and back in the day we called it "hoovering".

CHEKOV: No, no - I said "vax," not "wacuum".

Franklin · April 10 2012, 08:21 PM

Chekov: While I have your attention, I've been asked to remind you of the entertainment being offered on board ship, tonight. At 19:00 in the rec room on deck 8, David Cameron's 2180 remastered wersion of the 2087 holographic wersion of the 2012 3-D wersion of the 1997 classic "Titanic" will be shown. And yes, I’m told the popcorn replicator is back on line.
For those of you who prefer live theater, we have a real treat. At 19:30 on the ship's main stage, the Karidian Company, joining us from Planet Q, will be performing Shakespeare's "Hamlet". The great Anton Karidian, himself is in the title role. After the play, the captain will be hosting a reception for the company in the ship's lounge. All are inwited to attend.
This ends the announcements. Thank you.

April 1 2012, 08:41 PM	#2
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April 2 2012, 09:03 AM	#4
UFO Captain	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor? Chekov: I’m a little nervous, I have never made one of these before. Well let’s see, I like dancing and taking long walks on the beach … Chekov (playing hard to get): Come back! I only want to give you a hug.

April 2 2012, 07:29 PM	#5
M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Location: Terra Inlandia	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor? "Now I em de vun zat's cool." __________________ I have long felt that any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel or a play or a poem is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae or a banana split. — Kurt Vonnegut

April 2 2012, 08:46 PM	#6
Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Location: Herkimer Jitty	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor? ё-мое! Unexpected megawin. Cheers, mate. Chekov: "Hi. Pavel Chekov here. Just talking tonight about some things I'm really excited about. John Carter, looks killer.Um, played Angry Birds last night, for like 7 straight hours." Chekov: "Mr. President! MR. PRESIDEEENT!" __________________ Fans are like space heaters. All we have to offer is hot air.

April 4 2012, 04:38 AM	#7
UFO Captain	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor? Kirk: I'll be damned Chekov! I thought you were joking about putting a video link in your bathroom.

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April 1 2012, 08:54 PM	#3
Sector 7 Rear Admiral Location: Obama's Achievements - http://obamaachievements.org/list	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor? Chekov: Sure, I am old enough to drink American whiskey, it was inwented in Leningrad! I can do zis!! Chekov: Must find bathroom... I can't do zis!! __________________ “The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.” -FDR God gives us what we can handle, even if we don't believe it ourselves.

April 4 2012, 02:18 PM	#8
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor? The new "Running Chekov" threadbomb left much to be desired. __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

April 4 2012, 08:03 PM	#9
M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Location: Terra Inlandia	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor? Kermit flail! __________________ I have long felt that any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel or a play or a poem is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae or a banana split. — Kurt Vonnegut

April 5 2012, 10:14 PM	#10
jespah Commodore Location: Boston, the Gateway to the Galaxy	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor? And zis one goes out to all ze little old leddies from Leningrad. Feelings .... Keptin! I hev found ze other roller skate!! __________________ Honk if you love silence http://www.jespah.com (includes fanfiction with most ratings). TU Publishing Adult Trek Anthology

April 7 2012, 10:52 AM	#11
Maurice Rear Admiral Location: Maurice in San Francisco	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor? CHEKOV: Vhy do I only see penises vhenever I do vebcam chat roulette? CHEKOV: I told you not to vax the floor! __________________ * * * "Star Trek…at times sparkled with true ingenuity, and pure science fiction approaches, and at other times was more carnival like, and very much more the creature of television than the creature of a legitimate literary form." —Rod Serling, 1970"

April 10 2012, 09:11 AM	#12
Vassa Commander	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38: Vat's the Wector, Wictor? Enterprise Chess Club:..And STAY OUT!!

April 10 2012, 08:21 PM	#15
Franklin Rear Admiral Location: In the bleachers	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor? Chekov: While I have your attention, I've been asked to remind you of the entertainment being offered on board ship, tonight. At 19:00 in the rec room on deck 8, David Cameron's 2180 remastered wersion of the 2087 holographic wersion of the 2012 3-D wersion of the 1997 classic "Titanic" will be shown. And yes, I’m told the popcorn replicator is back on line. For those of you who prefer live theater, we have a real treat. At 19:30 on the ship's main stage, the Karidian Company, joining us from Planet Q, will be performing Shakespeare's "Hamlet". The great Anton Karidian, himself is in the title role. After the play, the captain will be hosting a reception for the company in the ship's lounge. All are inwited to attend. This ends the announcements. Thank you. __________________ Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. -- Mark Twain