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Star Trek Movies XI+ Discuss J.J. Abrams' rebooted Star Trek here.

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Old April 1 2012, 08:39 PM   #1
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Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38: Vat's the Wector, Wictor?

But first :

If it's not Scottish its... Award

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Spock: "Food reserves are depleted. There is only one logical course of action".

Kirk: "Scottish fare isn't the best.."

Scotty: "Why is everyone looking at me?"
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Pine (to himself): My God, is that a booger on his finger? It is! Geez, really Mr. Nimoy? I can't let him touch my face with that. Think fast, Chris.
Pine (shouting outloud): Rastifarian!
Abrams (off camera): Cut! What the hell?
Pine (to himself): Whew!
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Spock: … In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen
What's the Difference Award

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Scotty: "I guess the short dude's Yoda. The young guy must be Skywalker. You Obi Wan or what?"
Spock: "The damage to the timeline is worse than I thought!"

Herkimer Jitty Sweeps it Award

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Quinto: "First Sherlock, then this movie, now The Hobbit? I'm sorry, I have to stop you before it's too late."

[He neck pinches Cumberbatch.]

Cumberbatch: "NO!!! Rule over the nerds is mine!! Miiiiiine...."

[He passes out]



Villain: "Look out! There's a giant space monster behind you!"

Uhura: "Like I'm falling for that."

Villain:
"It's true, just look behind you once they put it in post."
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Spock: "I can shout louder!"

Villain: "No, I can!!!!"
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Quinto: "Hey, bro... how do you feel about your stunt double looking like a cooler MOFO than you do? Bet it stings, huh?"

Cumberbatch: "Steal his sunglasses for me. I might start crying."
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Uhura: "Somebody pin this thread, or else there won't be another episode of Sherlock ever again!"
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The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.
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Old April 1 2012, 08:41 PM   #2
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Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor?

And now the pics for this contest



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Old April 1 2012, 08:54 PM   #3
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Chekov: Sure, I am old enough to drink American whiskey, it was inwented in Leningrad! I can do zis!!


Chekov: Must find bathroom... I can't do zis!!
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Old April 2 2012, 09:03 AM   #4
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Chekov: I’m a little nervous, I have never made one of these before. Well let’s see, I like dancing and taking long walks on the beach …




Chekov (playing hard to get): Come back! I only want to give you a hug.
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Old April 2 2012, 07:29 PM   #5
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"Now I em de vun zat's cool."
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Old April 2 2012, 08:46 PM   #6
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ё-мое! Unexpected megawin. Cheers, mate.



Chekov: "Hi. Pavel Chekov here. Just talking tonight about some things I'm really excited about. John Carter, looks killer.Um, played Angry Birds last night, for like 7 straight hours."



Chekov: "Mr. President! MR. PRESIDEEENT!"
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Old April 4 2012, 04:38 AM   #7
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Kirk: I'll be damned Chekov! I thought you were joking about putting a video link in your bathroom.
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Old April 4 2012, 02:18 PM   #8
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The new "Running Chekov" threadbomb left much to be desired.
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Old April 4 2012, 08:03 PM   #9
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Kermit flail!
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Old April 5 2012, 10:14 PM   #10
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And zis one goes out to all ze little old leddies from Leningrad. Feelings ....



Keptin! I hev found ze other roller skate!!
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Old April 7 2012, 10:52 AM   #11
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CHEKOV: Vhy do I only see penises vhenever I do vebcam chat roulette?





CHEKOV:
I told you not to vax the floor!
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Old April 10 2012, 09:11 AM   #12
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Enterprise Chess Club:..And STAY OUT!!
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Old April 10 2012, 12:36 PM   #13
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CHEKOV: I told you not to vax the floor!
Crewman: Young people, always in a hurry. Oh, and back in the day we called it "hoovering".
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Old April 10 2012, 06:34 PM   #14
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CHEKOV: I told you not to vax the floor!
Crewman: Young people, always in a hurry. Oh, and back in the day we called it "hoovering".
CHEKOV: No, no - I said "vax," not "wacuum".
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Old April 10 2012, 08:21 PM   #15
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Chekov: While I have your attention, I've been asked to remind you of the entertainment being offered on board ship, tonight. At 19:00 in the rec room on deck 8, David Cameron's 2180 remastered wersion of the 2087 holographic wersion of the 2012 3-D wersion of the 1997 classic "Titanic" will be shown. And yes, I’m told the popcorn replicator is back on line.
For those of you who prefer live theater, we have a real treat. At 19:30 on the ship's main stage, the Karidian Company, joining us from Planet Q, will be performing Shakespeare's "Hamlet". The great Anton Karidian, himself is in the title role. After the play, the captain will be hosting a reception for the company in the ship's lounge. All are inwited to attend.
This ends the announcements. Thank you.
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