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Old April 10 2012, 06:02 AM   #1
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Who agrees? Kirk's a womanizer!

If you don't agree suport yourself with more than "Because"
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Old April 10 2012, 06:08 AM   #2
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Re: Who agrees? Kirk's a womanizer!

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If you don't agree suport yourself with more than "Because"
Nah. Kirk wasn't a womanizer. His exploits were legendary, but the thing with legends is that there is usually just a kernel of truth, while the rest is mere exaggeration. That said, Kirk loved women, but he wasn't a womanizer. A womanizer is someone who merely uses women to satiate his sexual desires. Kirk genuinely loved the women in each of his encounters, and they loved him.
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Old April 10 2012, 08:02 AM   #3
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Re: Who agrees? Kirk's a womanizer!

When Kirk has sex with men, it is not because he is gay, but because he has ran out of women.

Luckily for us this day is coming.
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Old April 10 2012, 09:03 AM   #4
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Re: Who agrees? Kirk's a womanizer!

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[Kirk loved women, but he wasn't a womanizer. A womanizer is someone who merely uses women to satiate his sexual desires. Kirk genuinely loved the women in each of his encounters, and they loved him.
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Old April 10 2012, 09:41 AM   #5
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Old April 10 2012, 10:00 AM   #6
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Re: Who agrees? Kirk's a womanizer!

Step 1: Get into bondage gear,
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Old April 10 2012, 10:34 AM   #7
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Step 2: Prepare the equipment

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Old April 10 2012, 10:46 AM   #8
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step 3: Make sure of STDs and paperwork on alien fraternization.
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Old April 10 2012, 10:58 AM   #9
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Step 4: Get into the mood with the hot alien masseuse

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Old April 10 2012, 11:00 AM   #10
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When Kirk has sex with men, it is not because he is gay, but because he has ran out of women.
I'd prefer that he would just start over at the beginning with the women.
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When Kirk has sex with men, it is not because he is gay, but because he has ran out of women.
I'd prefer that he would just start over at the beginning with the women.
He doesn't like to repeat himself.
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Old April 10 2012, 11:05 AM   #12
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Step 5: Set the right mood with dinner and a few drinks.

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Old April 10 2012, 11:14 AM   #13
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And now Step 6: The Kissing Begins..













One universe isn't big enough for Kirk once he gets to Step 6..

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Old April 10 2012, 11:39 AM   #14
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And that's kissing the Kirk Way
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Old April 10 2012, 11:43 AM   #15
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It's okay though because as J.Allen told us Kirk loved them all!
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