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Old April 7 2012, 02:32 PM   #46
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Re: Did Janeway finish her Jane Austin Holonovel?

No because otherwise the non altered humans would be up a river without a paddle.
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Old April 7 2012, 02:52 PM   #47
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Which means that the Altered humans Olympics on Payperview would kick the shit out of the regular Olympics on Network TV.
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Old April 7 2012, 07:06 PM   #48
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Now for the real question.

Would these altered "men" be allowed to compete in the Olympics against nonaltered humans?

Only if the Olympics are run by Donald Trump and the altered men are really REALLY good looking!

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Old April 8 2012, 12:49 AM   #49
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Good to look at?

Functionally they'd be incompatible with any gal who had less than a Joker Smile down there.
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Old April 8 2012, 06:09 PM   #50
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Guy, are you out of touch with the Miss Canada controversy?
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Old April 9 2012, 12:40 AM   #51
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Old April 9 2012, 02:20 AM   #52
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Guy, are you out of touch with the Miss Canada controversy?
Remind me.

Where is Canada?
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Old April 9 2012, 04:38 PM   #53
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If one flattened a penis well enough, ironed it maybe, with a panini press or a waffle iron until it looked like a badminton racket...

Would these altered "men" be allowed to compete in the Olympics against nonaltered humans?
Ever hear of the Pain Olympics? There were videos of it floating around in the 90s (maybe now on the net). I never had the guts to watch it myself, but it's pretty much what you're describing and worse.
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Old April 9 2012, 04:56 PM   #54
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I was totally stealing form one of the red dwarf novels about the Metahuman Olympics, but the penis shaped like a ping pong paddle as a human flipper... That's all me baby.

Jack Ass and all the the second gen spawned from there would be the equivalent of these 'Pain Olympics' or is it more orderly like Balls of Steel?

Just had a shower.

It really is like having a four hour nap if you do it right.
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Old April 9 2012, 05:53 PM   #55
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I've never heard of Balls of Steel, but Jackass is pretty tame compared to the Pain Olympics. I did see about 5 minutes of it, and it was a bunch of guys grimly going about the business of self-mutilation. It's closer to a snuff film, from what I've heard, though with mutilation instead of death. We were all convinced the footage was real at the time, but who knows? These guys were all Miss Canada in the end.
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Transgressed beauty pageant contests?

Hell, in ten years, they won't be able to test for sex with any accuracy.

It's the narrowest of margins these bigots still have a place to strut.

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Guy, are you out of touch with the Miss Canada controversy?
Remind me.

Where is Canada?

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headline...se-contestant/
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Old April 10 2012, 01:13 AM   #58
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Her nose is completely weird looking. Like a Modigliani portrait.
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