Did Janeway finish her Jane Austin Holonovel? - Page 4

teacake · April 7 2012, 02:32 PM

No because otherwise the non altered humans would be up a river without a paddle.

Guy Gardener · April 7 2012, 02:52 PM

Which means that the Altered humans Olympics on Payperview would kick the shit out of the regular Olympics on Network TV.

JanewayRulz! · April 7 2012, 07:06 PM

Guy Gardener wrote:

Now for the real question.

Would these altered "men" be allowed to compete in the Olympics against nonaltered humans?

Only if the Olympics are run by Donald Trump and the altered men are really REALLY good looking!

Guy Gardener · April 8 2012, 12:49 AM

Good to look at?

Functionally they'd be incompatible with any gal who had less than a Joker Smile down there.

JanewayRulz! · April 8 2012, 06:09 PM

Guy, are you out of touch with the Miss Canada controversy?

teacake · April 9 2012, 12:40 AM

^

Guy Gardener · April 9 2012, 02:20 AM

JanewayRulz! wrote:

Guy, are you out of touch with the Miss Canada controversy?

Remind me.

Where is Canada?

spot_loves_data · April 9 2012, 04:38 PM

Guy Gardener wrote:

If one flattened a penis well enough, ironed it maybe, with a panini press or a waffle iron until it looked like a badminton racket...

Would these altered "men" be allowed to compete in the Olympics against nonaltered humans?

Ever hear of the Pain Olympics? There were videos of it floating around in the 90s (maybe now on the net). I never had the guts to watch it myself, but it's pretty much what you're describing and worse.

Guy Gardener · April 9 2012, 04:56 PM

I was totally stealing form one of the red dwarf novels about the Metahuman Olympics, but the penis shaped like a ping pong paddle as a human flipper... That's all me baby.

Jack Ass and all the the second gen spawned from there would be the equivalent of these 'Pain Olympics' or is it more orderly like Balls of Steel?

Just had a shower.

It really is like having a four hour nap if you do it right.

spot_loves_data · April 9 2012, 05:53 PM

I've never heard of Balls of Steel, but Jackass is pretty tame compared to the Pain Olympics. I did see about 5 minutes of it, and it was a bunch of guys grimly going about the business of self-mutilation. It's closer to a snuff film, from what I've heard, though with mutilation instead of death. We were all convinced the footage was real at the time, but who knows? These guys were all Miss Canada in the end.

Guy Gardener · April 9 2012, 06:01 PM

Transgressed beauty pageant contests?

Hell, in ten years, they won't be able to test for sex with any accuracy.

It's the narrowest of margins these bigots still have a place to strut.

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JanewayRulz! · April 9 2012, 08:32 PM

Guy Gardener wrote:

JanewayRulz! wrote:

Guy, are you out of touch with the Miss Canada controversy?

Remind me.

Where is Canada?

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headline...se-contestant/

teacake · April 10 2012, 01:13 AM

Her nose is completely weird looking. Like a Modigliani portrait.

April 7 2012, 02:32 PM	#46
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Did Janeway finish her Jane Austin Holonovel? No because otherwise the non altered humans would be up a river without a paddle. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

April 7 2012, 02:52 PM	#47
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: Did Janeway finish her Jane Austin Holonovel? Which means that the Altered humans Olympics on Payperview would kick the shit out of the regular Olympics on Network TV. __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

April 8 2012, 12:49 AM	#49
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: Did Janeway finish her Jane Austin Holonovel? Good to look at? Functionally they'd be incompatible with any gal who had less than a Joker Smile down there. __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

April 8 2012, 06:09 PM	#50
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April 9 2012, 12:40 AM	#51
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Did Janeway finish her Jane Austin Holonovel? ^ __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

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April 9 2012, 04:56 PM	#54
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: Did Janeway finish her Jane Austin Holonovel? I was totally stealing form one of the red dwarf novels about the Metahuman Olympics, but the penis shaped like a ping pong paddle as a human flipper... That's all me baby. Jack Ass and all the the second gen spawned from there would be the equivalent of these 'Pain Olympics' or is it more orderly like Balls of Steel? Just had a shower. It really is like having a four hour nap if you do it right. __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

April 9 2012, 05:53 PM	#55
spot_loves_data Captain	Re: Did Janeway finish her Jane Austin Holonovel? I've never heard of Balls of Steel, but Jackass is pretty tame compared to the Pain Olympics. I did see about 5 minutes of it, and it was a bunch of guys grimly going about the business of self-mutilation. It's closer to a snuff film, from what I've heard, though with mutilation instead of death. We were all convinced the footage was real at the time, but who knows? These guys were all Miss Canada in the end.

April 9 2012, 06:01 PM	#56
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: Did Janeway finish her Jane Austin Holonovel? Transgressed beauty pageant contests? Hell, in ten years, they won't be able to test for sex with any accuracy. It's the narrowest of margins these bigots still have a place to strut. . __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

April 10 2012, 01:13 AM	#58
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Did Janeway finish her Jane Austin Holonovel? Her nose is completely weird looking. Like a Modigliani portrait. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne