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Old April 6 2012, 12:03 AM   #31
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Even women like a fixerupper.

Think of the challenge?

Pull him down and build up something hollow and callow who does what he's told.
I think that should read "only women like a fixerupper" as this seems to be a female foible for the most part.
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Old April 6 2012, 02:25 PM   #32
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I never actually liked Wuthering Heights though every time it comes up in forum land I think I should try it out again.
I've never understood why people love this book. Heathcliff just seemed like an ass to me, a what's the point of a romance novel without a likeable leading man?
Both the main characters are really annoying, and so terrible at communicating. Seriously a 10 minute conversation could've avoided all that misery. I much prefer Jane Eyre,
Though the Bronte sisters pale in comparison to Jane Austen.
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Old April 6 2012, 11:37 PM   #33
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What really got to me the first time I read Jane Eyre was that I assumed as the ending neared that it would turn out he had died. I was very shocked at the happy ending which pleased me greatly.
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Old April 7 2012, 02:07 AM   #34
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What really got to me the first time I read Jane Eyre was that I assumed as the ending neared that it would turn out he had died. I was very shocked at the happy ending which pleased me greatly.
Yeah if you read Wuthering Heights first, you would not assume a happy ending.
Has anyone ever read anything by Anne Bronte?
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Old April 7 2012, 09:20 AM   #35
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Even women like a fixerupper.

Think of the challenge?

Pull him down and build up something hollow and callow who does what he's told.
I think that should read "only women like a fixerupper" as this seems to be a female foible for the most part.
You didn't get that I was comparing my entire gender to 40 year old cars, or broke down ramshackle houses? although. Men do like Human fixerupper. It's just that... We generally don't need to fixem up. we're good. If we can date a 5 that with some effort could be a nine, it's happy days, because we got a nine and no other nine is going to waltz in and steal her cause they'd never look at a 5 twice. I'm afraid of nines. 5's I can handle locked and strapped when they come after mine, but nines make me invisible.

Where was I?

Women like men like men like old cars which is what I meant bu "even".

I really wish Spock would have mentioned his marriage to Savvik in the new movie 3 years ago. her left her behind.

That's sad.
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Old April 7 2012, 09:32 AM   #36
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She went pear shaped on him so it's understandable.
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Old April 7 2012, 09:50 AM   #37
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As to the gender issues.. there's a reason why those old cars get less attractive the more rotting they do in the back yard.

I always tell the young 'uns, never get excited over potential. Often the seed of potential will never be any bigger than the seed. If you don't like it exactly as it is then don't invest.
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Old April 7 2012, 09:59 AM   #38
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Savvik got big like Kirsty got big?

I suppose that that's possible.

But sweety, darling, dumpling, our Kirsty got big in all the right places.

I have this friend who believes in vaginal pressure.

The collapsing weight or their belly creates a fleshy avalanche, to wit a tighter seal around his member.

Dude looks like an 80s rock star, but he refuses to go after skinny girls any more.
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I feel as though I've just witnessed the birth of an urban legend.
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And my legs were closed the whole time.

Jealous?
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And now it's the afterbirth..
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The collapsing weight or their belly creates a fleshy avalanche, to wit a tighter seal...
That's the nuttiest theory I've read in a while. Also, wow, that's gross.

What sort of 80s rockstar does this guy look like?
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He looked/s (some years ago) like that Michael Hutchings fellow from INXS who died of autoeroticasphyxiation.
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If he still looks like that something much bigger than a vagina should collapse on him.
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If one flattened a penis well enough, ironed it maybe, with a panini press or a waffle iron until it looked like a badminton racket... Could this newly articulated limb be used in the aid of swimming, similar to how a beaver impels through water by flapping?

Now for the real question.

Would these altered "men" be allowed to compete in the Olympics against nonaltered humans? And honestly, for this advantage to take any effect, these sportsmen would have to swim nude or crotchless, and lets face it, if ordinary Olympic level swimmers were allowed to swim naked, they would because it might shave a hundredth of a second off their fasted time which is the difference between gold and silver at their level.

Now for the real real question.

Arn't speedos just ridiculous?
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