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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old April 3 2012, 02:30 PM   #16
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Marty: "What has this got to do with Star Trek Movies?!"
Caption's Prerogative.
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Old April 3 2012, 02:56 PM   #17
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Marty: "What has this got to do with Star Trek Movies?!"
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Captions April Fools Day week tradition!
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Old April 3 2012, 05:44 PM   #18
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Marty: Where are we going?

Doc: 2012 Vegas.

Jennifer: Do we live there! With a lot of kids?

Doc: Nah, just you and an ex-baseball player/bartender



Marty: Who's this Justin Bieber?

Doc: All kids in the future wear Justin Bieber shirts. You should see how the teenage girls react when he got married in 2015. They dropped plans for the third movie about sparkling vampires on the same day.
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Old April 3 2012, 07:55 PM   #19
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"I... Doctor Emmett Brown... am about to embark on an historic journey... to take THIS big of a shit!"



"DOC!!! I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE FUTURE! ON THE NIGHT YOU BANG CLARA CLAYTON YOUR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION WILL COME BACK!!!"



"Remember, Marty... our number one priority is to be inconspicuous. Now, if you would, press that button right there that will engage the extremely loud hover conversion mechanism. I'm sure no one will see us."
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Old April 3 2012, 08:20 PM   #20
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Marty: Doc! On the day I went back in time you agreed to play Grandad in the American version of Only Fools and Horses! Don't do it! You can't possibly need the money that badly!


Doc: Oh, by the way Jennifer, during my adventures in time I accidentally delayed the moment of your conception by five minutes. Why and how isn't important right now, but the net result is a different sperm hit the egg and you'll be completely changing your appearance and personality any second now.
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Old April 6 2012, 08:46 PM   #21
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Marty: Where are we going?

Doc: 2012 Vegas.

Jennifer: Do we live there! With a lot of kids?

Doc: Nah, just you and an ex-baseball player/bartender
Marty: "Just her, what about me?"

Doc: "You're practicing law in Chicago."
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Old April 6 2012, 08:50 PM   #22
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Marty: "Just a thought Doc, this thing looks really cool and all, but if you build another time machine, you might want to make it a bit roomier."

Doc: "I'll keep that in mind."
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Old April 7 2012, 07:27 PM   #23
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Jennifer: "Why?"
Marty: "Ahh...when we go on vacation with our kids."
Jennifer: "WTF!? I don't want to bring the brats!" :hits Marty:
Marty: "Eek!"
Doc: "You scream like a girl."
Marty: "Shut up you."
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Old April 8 2012, 01:52 AM   #24
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MARTY: Doc...

THE DOCTOR: That's "Doctor"

MARTY: Yeah whatever. Anyway,our names aren't "Ian" and "Barbara"
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Old April 11 2012, 06:31 AM   #25
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Doc: Now, lets see if I can drive this thing without looking...
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Old April 11 2012, 01:05 PM   #26
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LeadHead, thanks for the March 22 win.



Doc was great at building time machines, but he couldn't get it through his head that when you go to a 1950s drive-in, it's two to a car.
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Old April 14 2012, 06:59 PM   #27
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Doc: "Damn DeLoreans don't have enough trunk space."
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Old April 14 2012, 07:17 PM   #28
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Marty: "I don't know why, but you look very much at home driving this thing, almost like you do it for a living."

Doc: "Someone like me looks like he drives for a living--absurd, absolutely preposterous."
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Old April 14 2012, 07:24 PM   #29
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Marty: "Hey, Doc, I hope they don't stop you! You forgot your driver's license!"
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Old April 14 2012, 09:58 PM   #30
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"Where are yoooou? I have to find yoooou!"



"I'm over heeeere!"
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