Star Trek XI Caption Contest #37: STXII Baby!!!! - Page 2

cooleddie74 · February 25 2012, 07:24 PM

UHURA: Alright, bucko.

Get on your knees. I want to see you do one hundred Marine-style pushups...now. Or else I blast your ass into the next sector, you got me?

Zach don't want...anybody else...

when he thinks about you he touches someone else...

CorporalCaptain · February 25 2012, 07:30 PM

Uhura: What the hell did you just do to my boyfriend?

Nerys Myk · February 25 2012, 07:50 PM

ZOE: Reichenbach Fall, how did you survive?

CUMBERBATCH: What????

ZOE: Wrong answer!

M'Sharak · February 25 2012, 08:15 PM

^

Enterprise is Great · February 25 2012, 09:07 PM

Vulcan's Forge! Your breath stinks! You're gonna take this breath mint or else!

Herkimer Jitty · February 26 2012, 12:33 AM

Spock: "I can shout louder!"

Villain: "No, I can!!!!"

cooleddie74 · February 26 2012, 01:36 AM

SPOCK: No...LOUDER!!! LOUDER!!!

You can shout as loud as I can if you just try hard enough!!!"

Herkimer Jitty · February 26 2012, 04:03 AM

Quinto: "I christen thee Shouty Cumberbund!"

Cumberbatch: "What about Shouty Mitchell?! Or Gary Shoutybatch!? Or Gartherbatch of Shoutzar?!"

Quinto: "Those are good ones! Mugato Cumberbatch is good too, but the thread reference is a bit obscure!"

Cumberbatch: "Yeah, true. How 'bout you just call me 'Khan'?"

[Quinto nerve pinches him.]

cooleddie74 · February 26 2012, 04:07 AM

SPOCK: My Prime self knew Khan...

He served alongside Captain Kirk when he battled with Khan...

Khan was a blood enemy of his...

And YOU, sir, are no Khan!!!

Franklin · February 26 2012, 05:05 AM

Quinto: Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!
Cumberbatch: No, Zach. It's Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! The "h" comes before the "a," and there are only twenty of them, not twenty-four.
Quinto: It matters? How can it matter? Who's going to know the difference?
Cumberbatch: All the conventions you've been to, and you're asking me if they'll know the difference?

Nerys Myk · February 26 2012, 06:06 AM

STAND IN SPOCK: Rebooting again? I'd better call Sarek and have him fix up the guest room for another "cousin".

cooleddie74 · February 26 2012, 06:11 AM

QUINTO: See this area of Mr. Cumberbatch's shoulder? You paying attention?

DON'T try to pinch him here. He's really, really ticklish at this spot...and he'll start giggling like a little girl. You'll never get him to stop...

Enterprise is Great · February 26 2012, 08:49 AM

Bow down before me Cumberbatch...I am the true star of this here Hollywood movie.

T'Girl · February 26 2012, 09:17 AM

ChristopherPike wrote:

Cumberbatch: "Get me my agent. I was promised Khan I tell ya.
KHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!"
Quinto: "Tough. You're now playing an uncredited unconscious cadet."

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Cumberbatch: "Cadet huh. When do they make me Captain of the ship?"

Herkimer Jitty · February 26 2012, 09:29 AM

Quinto: "Hey, bro... how do you feel about your stunt double looking like a cooler MOFO than you do? Bet it stings, huh?"

Cumberbatch: "Steal his sunglasses for me. I might start crying."

February 25 2012, 07:24 PM	#16
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #37: STXII Baby!!!! UHURA: Alright, bucko. Get on your knees. I want to see you do one hundred Marine-style pushups...now. Or else I blast your ass into the next sector, you got me? Zach don't want...anybody else... when he thinks about you he touches someone else... __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

February 25 2012, 07:30 PM	#17
CorporalCaptain Vice Admiral Location: In pre-production	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #37: STXII Baby!!!! Uhura: What the hell did you just do to my boyfriend? __________________ John

February 25 2012, 07:50 PM	#18
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #37: STXII Baby!!!! ZOE: Reichenbach Fall, how did you survive? CUMBERBATCH: What???? ZOE: Wrong answer! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

February 25 2012, 08:15 PM	#19
M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Location: Terra Inlandia	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #37: STXII Baby!!!! ^ __________________ I have long felt that any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel or a play or a poem is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae or a banana split. — Kurt Vonnegut

February 25 2012, 09:07 PM	#20
Enterprise is Great Rear Admiral	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #37: STXII Baby!!!! Vulcan's Forge! Your breath stinks! You're gonna take this breath mint or else! __________________ JJverse Star Trek...is gonna rock again! On May 17, 2013!

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February 26 2012, 12:33 AM	#21
Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Location: Herkimer Jitty	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #37: STXII Baby!!!! Spock: "I can shout louder!" Villain: "No, I can!!!!" __________________ Fans are like space heaters. All we have to offer is hot air.

February 26 2012, 01:36 AM	#22
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #37: STXII Baby!!!! SPOCK: No...LOUDER!!! LOUDER!!! You can shout as loud as I can if you just try hard enough!!!" __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

February 26 2012, 04:03 AM	#23
Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Location: Herkimer Jitty	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #37: STXII Baby!!!! Quinto: "I christen thee Shouty Cumberbund!" Cumberbatch: "What about Shouty Mitchell?! Or Gary Shoutybatch!? Or Gartherbatch of Shoutzar?!" Quinto: "Those are good ones! Mugato Cumberbatch is good too, but the thread reference is a bit obscure!" Cumberbatch: "Yeah, true. How 'bout you just call me 'Khan'?" [Quinto nerve pinches him.] __________________ Fans are like space heaters. All we have to offer is hot air.

February 26 2012, 04:07 AM	#24
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #37: STXII Baby!!!! SPOCK: My Prime self knew Khan... He served alongside Captain Kirk when he battled with Khan... Khan was a blood enemy of his... And YOU, sir, are no Khan!!! __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

February 26 2012, 05:05 AM	#25
Franklin Rear Admiral Location: In the bleachers	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #37: STXII Baby!!!! Quinto: Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn! Cumberbatch: No, Zach. It's Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! The "h" comes before the "a," and there are only twenty of them, not twenty-four. Quinto: It matters? How can it matter? Who's going to know the difference? Cumberbatch: All the conventions you've been to, and you're asking me if they'll know the difference? __________________ Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. -- Mark Twain

February 26 2012, 06:06 AM	#26
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #37: STXII Baby!!!! STAND IN SPOCK: Rebooting again? I'd better call Sarek and have him fix up the guest room for another "cousin". __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

February 26 2012, 06:11 AM	#27
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #37: STXII Baby!!!! QUINTO: See this area of Mr. Cumberbatch's shoulder? You paying attention? DON'T try to pinch him here. He's really, really ticklish at this spot...and he'll start giggling like a little girl. You'll never get him to stop... __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

February 26 2012, 08:49 AM	#28
Enterprise is Great Rear Admiral	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #37: STXII Baby!!!! Bow down before me Cumberbatch...I am the true star of this here Hollywood movie. __________________ JJverse Star Trek...is gonna rock again! On May 17, 2013!

February 26 2012, 09:29 AM	#30
Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Location: Herkimer Jitty	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #37: STXII Baby!!!! Quinto: "Hey, bro... how do you feel about your stunt double looking like a cooler MOFO than you do? Bet it stings, huh?" Cumberbatch: "Steal his sunglasses for me. I might start crying." __________________ Fans are like space heaters. All we have to offer is hot air.