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Old February 25 2012, 07:24 PM   #16
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Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #37: STXII Baby!!!!



UHURA: Alright, bucko.

Get on your knees. I want to see you do one hundred Marine-style pushups...now. Or else I blast your ass into the next sector, you got me?






Zach don't want...anybody else...

when he thinks about you he touches someone else...
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Old February 25 2012, 07:30 PM   #17
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Uhura: What the hell did you just do to my boyfriend?
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Old February 25 2012, 07:50 PM   #18
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ZOE: Reichenbach Fall, how did you survive?

CUMBERBATCH: What????



ZOE: Wrong answer!
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Old February 25 2012, 08:15 PM   #19
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Old February 25 2012, 09:07 PM   #20
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Vulcan's Forge! Your breath stinks! You're gonna take this breath mint or else!
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Old February 26 2012, 12:33 AM   #21
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Spock: "I can shout louder!"

Villain: "No, I can!!!!"
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Old February 26 2012, 01:36 AM   #22
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SPOCK: No...LOUDER!!! LOUDER!!!

You can shout as loud as I can if you just try hard enough!!!"
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Old February 26 2012, 04:03 AM   #23
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Quinto: "I christen thee Shouty Cumberbund!"

Cumberbatch: "What about Shouty Mitchell?! Or Gary Shoutybatch!? Or Gartherbatch of Shoutzar?!"

Quinto: "Those are good ones! Mugato Cumberbatch is good too, but the thread reference is a bit obscure!"

Cumberbatch:
"Yeah, true. How 'bout you just call me 'Khan'?"

[Quinto nerve pinches him.]
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Old February 26 2012, 04:07 AM   #24
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SPOCK: My Prime self knew Khan...

He served alongside Captain Kirk when he battled with Khan...

Khan was a blood enemy of his...


And YOU, sir, are no Khan!!!
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Old February 26 2012, 05:05 AM   #25
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Quinto: Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!
Cumberbatch: No, Zach. It's Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! The "h" comes before the "a," and there are only twenty of them, not twenty-four.
Quinto: It matters? How can it matter? Who's going to know the difference?
Cumberbatch: All the conventions you've been to, and you're asking me if they'll know the difference?
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Old February 26 2012, 06:06 AM   #26
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STAND IN SPOCK: Rebooting again? I'd better call Sarek and have him fix up the guest room for another "cousin".
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Old February 26 2012, 06:11 AM   #27
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QUINTO: See this area of Mr. Cumberbatch's shoulder? You paying attention?

DON'T try to pinch him here. He's really, really ticklish at this spot...and he'll start giggling like a little girl. You'll never get him to stop...
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Old February 26 2012, 08:49 AM   #28
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Bow down before me Cumberbatch...I am the true star of this here Hollywood movie.
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Old February 26 2012, 09:17 AM   #29
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Cumberbatch: "Get me my agent. I was promised Khan I tell ya.
KHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!"
Quinto: "Tough. You're now playing an uncredited unconscious cadet."
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Cumberbatch: "Cadet huh. When do they make me Captain of the ship?"

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Quinto: "Hey, bro... how do you feel about your stunt double looking like a cooler MOFO than you do? Bet it stings, huh?"

Cumberbatch: "Steal his sunglasses for me. I might start crying."
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