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Old February 10 2012, 06:55 PM   #16
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Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #36: Who's That Little Old Man?



Kirk: "You're right. You do have one hell of a long life line. Does that run in the family?"

Spock: "My father was very long lived."

Kirk: "And your mom?"

Spock: "That is a little more complicated."
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Old February 10 2012, 11:16 PM   #17
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Spock: "That face you make....look I so old to young eyes?

Scotty: "No. Of course not."

Kirk: "Wait...WHAT?!"
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Old February 10 2012, 11:35 PM   #18
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Scotty: "I guess the short dude's Yoda. The young guy must be Skywalker. You Obi Wan or what?"
Spock: "The damage to the timeline is worse than I thought!"
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Old February 11 2012, 04:04 AM   #19
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Scotty: Spock you say? I met a Spock once, back at the academy. Now he was a cold, emotionless, arrogant, inflexible son of a …

Kirk: Yeah, that’s the captain all right! Er, no offence.

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Old February 11 2012, 05:40 AM   #20
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Scotty: Spock you say? I met a Spock once, back at the academy.
Scotty: I was dating this girl named Uhura and the bloody bastard swooped in and swept her away.

Kirk: Spock and Uhura? Okay, I can see that...

Scotty: Then he slept with my Orion rebound girl, Gaila. Right after she told me She thought she loved me...

Kirk: Wait, What?!
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Old February 12 2012, 01:16 AM   #21
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Scotty: Spock you say? I met a Spock once, back at the academy.
Scotty: I was dating this girl named Uhura and the bloody bastard swooped in and swept her away.

Kirk: Spock and Uhura?
Scotty: Yeah, no one saw it coming, especially not me. I mean, WTF right?

Spock: It is out of character. He must have been ... emotionally compromised.

Kirk: Is that likely to happen a lot?
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Old February 16 2012, 03:36 AM   #22
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Chris Pine - "The Dracula remake is a great idea, everyone says..."



Spock nonchalantly leans towards Kirk and whispers - "I just pooped a dude again, didn't I?"
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Old February 18 2012, 12:23 AM   #23
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Kirk: "That is totally freaky!"

Spock: "I know, right?"

Kirk: "And you've had it your whole life?"

Spock: "Pretty much."

Kirk: "Weird how it follows my every move..."
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Old February 19 2012, 07:04 AM   #24
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Kirk: "So, we still gonna grab lunch, or are you two gonna shoot the breeze all day?"
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Old February 21 2012, 10:53 PM   #25
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Nimoy: Simon, Deep Roy told me he saw you next to it about an hour ago. I know you're a big "Star Trek" fan and a bit of a comic. Did you hide my bike?
Pegg: No, Leonard. I did see it, and stopped to look, but I didn't take it. I went to get a bottle of water.
Nimoy: First, that's Mr. Nimoy to you. Second, no one has seen it since you. Seriously, I'm about to get very angry. Do you have my bike?
Pegg (growing angry): Now look, Mr. Nimoy -- .
Pine: Wait, Leonard. Leave Simon alone. I took it. Shatner called me and put me up to it. It's over behind the bridge set.
Nimoy: That fat bastard! Well, you didn't have to do it. And, it's Mr. Nimoy to you, too, son.
Deep Roy (to himself): Bunch of nerds.
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Old February 21 2012, 10:58 PM   #26
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Pine: Seriously? You slept with every woman you photographed for the "Full Body Project"?
Nimoy: Yes.
Pegg: What? You're putting us on, Leonard!
Nimoy: I slept with them all, Simon. Some twice. Sometimes with two or three at a time. And it was great. Ask Deep Roy. He was there, once.
Deep Roy (nodding his head): Twice.

An uncomfortable silence fell over set. Pegg suggested they break for lunch.
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Old February 23 2012, 03:02 AM   #27
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Spock: … In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen
Kirk: Oh, God! He's a priest. [Kirk flashes back to his altar boy days and SCREAMS.]
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Old February 24 2012, 09:31 PM   #28
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Spock: … In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen
Kirk: Oh, God! He's a priest. [Kirk flashes back to his altar boy days and SCREAMS.]
Correction..... He's a Rabbi..... Jewish & all that yanno....
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Old February 24 2012, 10:44 PM   #29
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Spock (thinking) Putting a mirror in my hand was a great way to get the pretty boy to pay attention. I am a genius!
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Old February 24 2012, 11:52 PM   #30
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Spock: … In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen
Kirk: Oh, God! He's a priest. [Kirk flashes back to his altar boy days and SCREAMS.]
Correction..... He's a Rabbi..... Jewish & all that yanno....
Vulcans are Jewish? I thought Ferengi were the Jewish stereotype for Trek...

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