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Old February 4 2012, 05:26 PM   #1
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Star Trek XI Caption Contest #36: Who's That Little Old Man?

But First



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Scotty: "Jonesy? Heeere, Jonesy! ... Hmm, kitty crap..."
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To mysterious shadow on support: "Nomad is that you? Or V'ger? Are we in the sequel yet?
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nuScotty: anything else I'm gonna do?

Prime Spock: Ensure the invention of transparent aluminum

NuScotty: wasn't it invented in the 1980s?
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Scotty: Anything else I should know, Mr. Spock?

Spock: Don't take the hooker home on Argelius II, Nomad means buisness, ships name Jenolan suck, slow down on the donuts, and teach Peter that if the trainees are running that he should follow.

Scotty: ... even the ones with the little sprinkles?
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Exclusive Footage from the Set of Trek XII!

J.J.: Okay, lets start setting up the brewery as Engineering again. Lets add a few more futuristic consoles and... Simon what the hell are you doing here?

Simon Pegg: You locked me in here when we finished filming the first movie here!
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Old February 4 2012, 05:30 PM   #2
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Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #36: Who's That Little Old Man?

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Old February 4 2012, 07:22 PM   #3
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Spock: "Does this look infected to you?"
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Old February 4 2012, 09:33 PM   #4
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Kirk: My uncle used to say, "Pull my finger." This is just the same thing, but with your thumb. I didn't fall for it then, and I won't fall for it, now.
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Old February 4 2012, 09:39 PM   #5
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Spock: "Food reserves are depleted. There is only one logical course of action".

Kirk: "Scottish fare isn't the best.."

Scotty: "Why is everyone looking at me?"
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Old February 4 2012, 09:39 PM   #6
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Spock: Don't worry. This will hurt me more than it hurts you ... .




"Scotty": I'm afraid you've got me confused with some other Montgomery Scott, but ... oh, what the hell.




Kirk: You know, a good moisturiser can do wonders nowadays.




Kirk: Spock, this place looks just like Engineering on the Enterprise.

Scotty: Nay laddie, I think you'll find there aren't as many pipes and tanks.

Kirk: Oh.
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Old February 4 2012, 09:48 PM   #7
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Spock: "Food reserves are depleted. There is only one logical course of action".

Kirk: "Scottish fare isn't the best.."

Scotty: "Why is everyone looking at me?"
Spock: "No, he is too wiry. Perhaps in another thirty years..."
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Old February 5 2012, 05:12 PM   #8
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Pine (to himself): My God, is that a booger on his finger? It is! Geez, really Mr. Nimoy? I can't let him touch my face with that. Think fast, Chris.
Pine (shouting outloud): Rastifarian!
Abrams (off camera): Cut! What the hell?
Pine (to himself): Whew!
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Old February 6 2012, 08:05 AM   #9
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Thanks for the win!



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Spock: We have determined that You stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
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Old February 6 2012, 09:22 AM   #10
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Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #36: Who's That Little Old Man?



Spock: "Talk to the hand, bitch."

Kirk: "O.k." (he turns to face the hand) "Mr. Hand, I need to know how to get under future you's skin."



Spock: "I'm Moe" (he motions to his right) "This is Curly" (he motions to Kirk) "And this is Larry."

Kirk: "Wait, I'm Larry?"
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Old February 6 2012, 10:51 AM   #11
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Spock: Now watch my hand. You're getting sleepy, verrrry sleepy ...
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Old February 6 2012, 10:59 PM   #12
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Nimoy: "Just pretend I'm holding up my Vulcan Diplomatic I.D. card. The effects guys will put it in later."
Pine: "What...but...?"
Nimoy: "I know, I know. This CGI stuff is getting way out of hand."
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Old February 8 2012, 11:54 AM   #13
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Spock:Yo Jimmy, check it out! Quack! Quack!


Spock:Mr. Scott, I've never encountered a species like your assistant before. What is his planet of origin?
Scotty: Oh he's just something I threw together in the transporter buffer.
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Old February 9 2012, 08:53 PM   #14
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Spock: I am not the Vulcan you are looking for.
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Old February 10 2012, 08:33 AM   #15
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Spock: … In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen
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