Wherefore art thou, Giant Spock Clone?

King Daniel · November 8 2011, 05:09 PM

From "The Infinite Vulcan"?

Did you feel the pull of V'Ger, too?
Where were you during your Mini Me's funeral?
Did you, too, yearn for reunification?
Where were you when your aged Mini Me saved us all (well, except the Romulans) from an impossible supernova?

AND WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO AT PON FARR TIME???

What became of you, Giant Spock Clone?

The Dominion · November 8 2011, 06:06 PM

He's married to The Whale Probe.

Christopher · November 8 2011, 06:52 PM

"Wherefore" means "why," not "where."

King Daniel · November 8 2011, 08:24 PM

Close. Enough.

SchwEnt · November 9 2011, 12:11 AM

Christopher wrote:

"Wherefore" means "why," not "where."

That's true. And perhaps the more perplexing question still remains, "Wherefore art thou, Giant Spock Clone?"

DakotaSmith · November 9 2011, 12:35 AM

Well, let's think about it: the only other giant cloned around were Keniclius V ...

Maybe an unproduced sequel would have had them creating a giant clone of Nurse Chapel?

Kelso · November 9 2011, 06:46 AM

^ Shudder

CorporalCaptain · November 9 2011, 07:07 AM

Christopher wrote:

"Wherefore" means "why," not "where."

Yes, indeed. But it's still funny in A Witch's Tangled Hare when Bugs Bunny jumps out says,

"Herefore I art!"

Mr Silver · November 9 2011, 09:01 AM

SchwEnt wrote:

Christopher wrote:

"Wherefore" means "why," not "where."

That's true. And perhaps the more perplexing question still remains, "Wherefore art thou, Giant Spock Clone?"

A result of hallucinogenic substances combined with writers block?

jayrath · November 10 2011, 11:38 PM

Still, this is one of the all-time funniest thread titles. Let's just be glad that Giant Spock wasn't stranded on the TAS Terratin planet.

SchwEnt · November 11 2011, 12:54 AM

Wait a minute...
What *would* happen to Giant Spock Clone on the Terratin planet? Would he shrink down to his normal regular size, split the difference? Or just shrink from Giant Spock down to Millimeter Spock?

What if Keniclius cloned the Terratins? Could he clone them from very very tiny to normal size? Or can he only clone giants? Tell me, I wanna know...

Therin of Andor · November 12 2011, 02:39 PM

Send in the clones... Don't bother... they're here!

plynch · November 12 2011, 08:42 PM

Wherefore art thou, Giant Spock?

Because Koenig got thrown a bone and got to "write" an episode.

Where are you, Giant Spock? On his way to Vulcan to be reunited with the Creator. Have they used that plot yet?

DrCorby · November 13 2011, 12:30 AM

Like his smaller counterpart, he jumped to another reality. And so is now fighting in the Clone Wars...

Captain Robert April · November 13 2011, 05:21 PM

plynch wrote:

Wherefore art thou, Giant Spock?

Because Koenig got thrown a bone and got to "write" an episode.

Where are you, Giant Spock? On his way to Vulcan to be reunited with the Creator. Have they used that plot yet?

The giant clones and talking asparagus were not Koenig's idea, btw.

November 8 2011, 05:09 PM	#1
King Daniel Admiral Location: KingDaniel has fallen Into Darkness (in England)	Wherefore art thou, Giant Spock Clone? From "The Infinite Vulcan"? Did you feel the pull of V'Ger, too? Where were you during your Mini Me's funeral? Did you, too, yearn for reunification? Where were you when your aged Mini Me saved us all (well, except the Romulans) from an impossible supernova? AND WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO AT PON FARR TIME??? What became of you, Giant Spock Clone?

November 8 2011, 06:06 PM	#2
The Dominion Fleet Captain Location: Gamma Quadrant	Re: Wherefore art thou, Giant Spock Clone? He's married to The Whale Probe. __________________ A witty saying proves nothing. ~ Voltaire

November 8 2011, 06:52 PM	#3
Christopher Writer	Re: Wherefore art thou, Giant Spock Clone? "Wherefore" means "why," not "where." __________________ Christopher L. Bennett Homepage -- Includes purchasing links for Only Superhuman, on sale now! Updated 12/30/12 with annotations for the novel. Written Worlds -- My blog

November 8 2011, 08:24 PM	#4
King Daniel Admiral Location: KingDaniel has fallen Into Darkness (in England)	Re: Wherefore art thou, Giant Spock Clone? Close. Enough.

November 9 2011, 12:35 AM	#6
DakotaSmith Fleet Captain Location: Redfield, Iowa, USA	Re: Wherefore art thou, Giant Spock Clone? Well, let's think about it: the only other giant cloned around were Keniclius V ... Maybe an unproduced sequel would have had them creating a giant clone of Nurse Chapel? __________________ "No human being has the right — under any circumstances — to initiate force against another human being, nor to threaten or delegate its initiation." - The Zero Aggression Principle

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November 9 2011, 06:46 AM	#7
Kelso Vice Admiral Location: On the destruct button until the last minute!	Re: Wherefore art thou, Giant Spock Clone? ^ Shudder __________________ "Murder on Tuesday"! The all-new comic strip from Kail Tescar's startrekanimated.com My Puppet Building Blog!

November 10 2011, 11:38 PM	#10
jayrath Fleet Captain Location: West Hollywood, Calif., USA	Re: Wherefore art thou, Giant Spock Clone? Still, this is one of the all-time funniest thread titles. Let's just be glad that Giant Spock wasn't stranded on the TAS Terratin planet.

November 11 2011, 12:54 AM	#11
SchwEnt Fleet Captain	Re: Wherefore art thou, Giant Spock Clone? Wait a minute... What would happen to Giant Spock Clone on the Terratin planet? Would he shrink down to his normal regular size, split the difference? Or just shrink from Giant Spock down to Millimeter Spock? What if Keniclius cloned the Terratins? Could he clone them from very very tiny to normal size? Or can he only clone giants? Tell me, I wanna know...

November 12 2011, 02:39 PM	#12
Therin of Andor Admiral Location: New Therin Park, Andor (via Australia)	Re: Wherefore art thou, Giant Spock Clone? Send in the clones... Don't bother... they're here! __________________ Thiptho lapth! Ian (Entire post is personal opinion) The Andor Files @ http://andorfiles.blogspot.com/ http://therinofandor.blogspot.com/

November 12 2011, 08:42 PM	#13
plynch Fleet Captain Location: Outer Graceland	Re: Wherefore art thou, Giant Spock Clone? Wherefore art thou, Giant Spock? Because Koenig got thrown a bone and got to "write" an episode. Where are you, Giant Spock? On his way to Vulcan to be reunited with the Creator. Have they used that plot yet? __________________ Author of Live Like Louis: Inspirational Stories from the Life of Louis Armstrong, http://livelikelouis.com.

November 13 2011, 12:30 AM	#14
DrCorby Lieutenant Commander Location: Exo III	Re: Wherefore art thou, Giant Spock Clone? Like his smaller counterpart, he jumped to another reality. And so is now fighting in the Clone Wars... __________________ Dr Corby... was never here.