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Old August 1 2011, 08:09 AM   #31
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Re: TNG Caption This #224: We have a lot to caption about, Mr. Barclay

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Barkley: "No "Smilin' Boner Bob" was an ancestor of mine said that shit never worked"
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Old August 1 2011, 08:29 AM   #32
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Re: TNG Caption This #224: We have a lot to caption about, Mr. Barclay


Barclay - My name is Reginald, and I'm an alcoholic.
Picard - Mr Barclay, this is the bridge, and we are in the middle of a fight with the Borg!
Barclay - well I didn't say I'd stopped drinking yet.



Crusher - I don't want to cause any panic, but I am almost certain that man behind me escaped from a maximum security stockade. Call Admiral Decker immediately.



Barclay - Well I guess I can sort of see the resemblance, but Murdock has much less hair, and spends all of his time living in a fantasy world. We're nothing alike.
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Old August 1 2011, 09:15 PM   #33
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"Hey, this Amy chick don't half look like that hermaphrodite Riker had his end away on...
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Old August 2 2011, 12:34 AM   #34
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Crusher - No, Alyssa! Don't stop--don't even look in his direction--unless you want to be starring in the next Barclay holodeck fantasyland as Nurse Feelgood.
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Old August 2 2011, 07:12 AM   #35
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Reg: I've had it!
Worf: Calm down...
Reg: All these A-Team jokes! I did more than Murdoch you know, I'm a huge film and TV stars with a long and notable list of credits...
Worf: Like what?
Reg: Well... Errr... I did an episode of The New Outer Limits!
Geordi: Ohhh was it one of the ones where you got to see some tits?
Reg: well, no...
Geordi: Ah, that's crap.
Worf: Indeed, doing an episode of The New Outer Limits without gratuitous naked breasts would be as daft as agreeing to play a Star Trek character who doesn't get to cavort with green half naked women.
Reg: Just rub it in.
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Old August 3 2011, 02:05 AM   #36
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Geordi: (com) Where are you? You were supposed to be in engineering an hour ago, Reg.

Barclay: *stammers*

Geordi: Don't tell me you are in the holodeck!

Barclay:.... no, actually *stammers*
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Old August 4 2011, 01:27 AM   #37
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Barclay was enjoying the "fast food drive-thru" program until the holodeck malfunctioned.
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Old August 4 2011, 07:14 PM   #38
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Just a quick photoshop of something old...

Picard: *under breath* That's where they went...
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Old August 4 2011, 11:23 PM   #39
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Not a caption, but whose face it that, poking out from under Geordi's hip?

Look closely. Its the guy Reg pulled out of the Matter Stream in Realm of Fear.
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Old August 5 2011, 12:47 AM   #40
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"So, yeah, airline food! What's the deal with that?"


Barclay [thinking]: All right, remember what Counselor Troi told you... imagine them all in their underwea—OH MY GOD PICARD ISN'T WEARING ANY!


Worf: Hey, Barclay! I can feel some real definition here! You been workin' out?


Ogawa: Doctor, that man is staring daggers at you!
Crusher: What? Oh, that's just Barclay. He's mad because I just announced I'm doing the prostate exams in alphabetical order.


"Alex, I'd like to phone a friend."

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Old August 5 2011, 01:06 AM   #41
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Barclay: "Hey, Doc, who's your little friend? There's nothin' like a sweet Asian babe to bring out the Howlin' Mad Murdock in me!"
Ogawa: "What...?"
Crusher: "I haven't got a clue! But I think it's best we just avoid eye contact and keep walking!"
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Old August 5 2011, 02:10 AM   #42
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Barclay [thinking]: All right, remember what Counselor Troi told you... imagine them all in their underwea—OH MY GOD PICARD ISN'T WEARING ANY!
WES: If I were you, I'd be more concerned about Riker.


REG: So, are the nurses having Goofy Hairstyle Day or something?
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Old August 5 2011, 09:03 AM   #43
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Troi:"Reg, uges like that are quite normal. While I admit seeing my respresentation in the holodeck was a bit..disconcerting, I know you meant no harm."

Red:"Counselor, that was the PG rated program. Did you run the holodeck program "Troi In Leather?"

Troi:"Reg....."

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Reg: Believe me, Deanna, The Leather Troi IS better than the Godess of empathy! just come with me and I'll show you..
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Barclay: Computer , access holodeck programe Leather Troi, transfer data to my quarters, directly to my bed..

Computer:[Program currently not availible.]

Reg:"Why?"

Computer:[300 crew members are currently running that program.]

*Reg just sobs*
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