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Old July 30 2011, 04:33 PM   #16
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Re: TNG Caption This #224: We have a lot to caption about, Mr. Barclay



Barclay: "Well throw me a freakin' bone here, Picard".
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Old July 30 2011, 04:44 PM   #17
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Re: TNG Caption This #224: We have a lot to caption about, Mr. Barclay

Thanks for the pick, LeadHead!







PICARD: Well, I think we can all see why you're so insecure, Mr Barclay. Now please, put it away.



TROI: Have you tried Enzyte?



BARCLAY: The side-effects were... astonishing...



CRUSHER: Valium. Lots of Valium
OGAWA: Yes doctor, I'll give it to him immediately.
CRUSHER: Not him. Me.



Lt. Barclay in his special porn-viewing chair, at the start of a session.
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Old July 30 2011, 05:03 PM   #18
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Re: TNG Caption This #224: We have a lot to caption about, Mr. Barclay

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Barclay was quite pleased when the others gave his presentation their rapt attention.

Worf: "Hey Barclay, you need to zip your fly."
Barclay: So I'm not gonna get the Chief engineer job on DS9, right?

Geordi: Afraid so

Wesley: Sorry, man
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Old July 31 2011, 03:52 AM   #19
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BARCLAY: And then the man in the mohawk and chains called me a fool...
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Old July 31 2011, 04:02 AM   #20
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Troi: What's bothering you, Reg?

Barclay: I'm....st- st- still a virgin.

Troi: There's nothing wrong with that! Even in this age of free love, a few people choose to remain celibate.
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Old July 31 2011, 05:00 AM   #21
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TROI: What are you thinking about Reg?

BARCLAY: J-J-J-Just some old movie. Y-Y-Y-you probably never heard of it.
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Old July 31 2011, 05:24 AM   #22
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Reg: I mean, I was just sort of wondering if you had some reason why you like showing more of the right one than the left one
Troi: Wasn't my idea, needed some space to put the commbadge.
Reg: Still doesn't explain why you need to expose the right one more...



Reg: (Thinking) Wait a minute... What am I complaining about?
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Old July 31 2011, 06:20 AM   #23
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Barclay: And in closing, I'd like to thank you all for being my imaginary friends!

Wesley: Oh, my, god.

Picard: Why thank you, Mister Barclay, for that interesting presentation! Doctor, Counselor Troi, wasn't that interesting? Perhaps you'd both like to hear a bit more about the Lieutenant's presentation in sickbay?

Troi: I think that would be wonderful!

Beverly: Why, yes! Perhaps Mister Worf would be interested in, um, hearing more about the presentation, too.

Riker: Mister Worf, accompany the Doctor, the Counselor, and Mister Barclay to sickbay.

Worf: This way!

Geordi: Nice going, Reg.

Data: I am quite confused.



Barclay: Wow, what a rush!

Worf: Doctor Crusher says he needs to be treated for radiation exposure.

Geordi: Reg, I'm glad you've gotten over your holo-addiction, but this transporter addiction is starting to get dangerous. Five hundred intra-ship transports in less than six hours. I'm going to have to check, but that might be a record.

Barclay: I had no idea this could be so much fun.
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Old July 31 2011, 06:31 AM   #24
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Barclay instantly regretted agreeing to join the Enterprise Freemasons Society the second he was told about the initiation ceremony.
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Old July 31 2011, 06:56 AM   #25
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Worf: Indeed Mr Barclay, I have never had any sympathy for the fool. But I've no idea why you felt the need to ask me such an odd question. I suggest you quit your jibber jabbering forthwith.
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Old July 31 2011, 11:19 AM   #26
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Not a caption, but whose face it that, poking out from under Geordi's hip?

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Old July 31 2011, 05:57 PM   #27
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Re: TNG Caption This #224: We have a lot to caption about, Mr. Barclay

^ I didn't even SEE that!



Geordi: I bet Admiral Nechayev has NEVER been goosed like that, Reg.
Barclay: But I--i..I didn't MEAN to-- I t-t-tripped!
Worf: For such a small woman, her strength is admirable. I believe she threw you several meters.


Voice on Computer: Do you expect me to talk, Goldshirt?
Barclay: No, Mr. Bashir. I expect you to die.


Troi's extensive years of training didn't give her the words to say to a man who was depressed because his WoW wife left him.



Barclay: And -- and, that erm...that completes this, I mean my, my poetry reading. Thank you.
Riker, whispering to Picard: Do you think he's aware he just read next week's duty stations roster?
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Old August 1 2011, 02:26 AM   #28
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Geordi: Relax, Reg, it's just a disembodied head.



Reg's version of the captain's chair never turned out right.
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Old August 1 2011, 03:29 AM   #29
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BARCLAY: Whelp, that takes care the Klingons. Spock you have the bridge. Uhura, meet me in my quarters.

UHURA: Say what???!!!!
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Old August 1 2011, 07:37 AM   #30
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BARCLAY: Whelp, that takes care the Klingons. Spock you have the bridge. Uhura, meet me in my quarters.

UHURA: Say what???!!!!
Spock: sir, there's no point pretending, we can all see you checking out the helmsman.

OR:


Reg: Crap, Captain Sisko just walked on the bridge. How the hell did he get here?!
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