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Old July 23 2011, 07:47 PM   #16
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Old July 23 2011, 07:50 PM   #17
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Pulaski: "I've checked your brain with this cranioscope, and the results were negative."

Alien: "You mean there was no tumor?"

Pulaski: "No, there were no brain cells."
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Old July 23 2011, 08:06 PM   #18
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Alien: "What's that hose?"

Pulaski: "Sorry, Sir, but the sponge bath lady is on vacation today."
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Old July 24 2011, 02:48 AM   #19
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Pulaski: I better take this before having your offering of blood wine.

Worf: Why? I was told you are a tough bird

Pulaski: Not when it comes to drinking. I get buzzed using those alcoholic-based sanitizer gels.



Ogawa: (OS) What happened, Ensign?

Ensign Ballard: (OS) I slipped off a rock while fishing for trout on the Missouri in my holoprogram.

*alien glares at Pulaski*

Pulaski: Heh...

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Old July 24 2011, 03:53 AM   #20
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Pulaski had to wipe Ambassador Mutar's memory after Riker and Geordi caught him on their fishing trip.
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Old July 24 2011, 11:49 AM   #21
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Pulaski: "I told you that you're allergic to blueberries, why did you eat the muffins?"
Admiral Ackbar: "They were a trap!"
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Pulaski: "I told you that you're allergic to blueberries, why did you eat the muffins?"
Admiral Ackbar: "They were a trap!"
Ohhhhhhhhh.
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Old July 24 2011, 09:45 PM   #23
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Pulaski: You get to go to the special ward with the fishhead guys and the android.

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Pulaski: He's dead, Geordi.
Reminds me of this Youtube re-edit.
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Old July 25 2011, 10:14 AM   #24
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Picard: Hey Doc, wanna see my Troi impression? I lean down by my double and put my head next to his.

Troi: Standing right here!

Picard: With my two heads as on display as ever.
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Old July 25 2011, 01:44 PM   #25
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Picard: "Dr Pulaski what are you doing with Data?"
Pulaski: "Commander Riker had informed me Data was programmed with multiple techniques and in the interest of medial science I asked Data to describe a few to me!"
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Old July 25 2011, 01:47 PM   #26
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Picard: "Oh my god he has been decapitated"
Troi: "Is he dead?"
Pulaski: "We wont be sure until we find the head!"

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Old July 25 2011, 06:25 PM   #27
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Picard: "He's actually more human than you'd think."
Pulaski: "It is? But it's a machine, a copy. There's nothing biological about it at all. It doesn't even have feelings."
Data: "Hey, that's not fair! That does it--I'm putting in a request for Dr. Crusher to come back."
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Old July 25 2011, 06:34 PM   #28
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Data: "It appears Worf managed to break into the protected files area. He had been watching Rigelian porn videos for approximately 2.5 days before passing out."
Pulaski: "Klingon physiology is impressively strong, but I don't know how he lasted that long."
Wesley: "Gosh... can I see some?"
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Old July 26 2011, 08:16 AM   #29
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Data: "It appears Worf managed to break into the protected files area. He had been watching Rigelian porn videos for approximately 2.5 days before passing out."
Pulaski: "Klingon physiology is impressively strong, but I don't know how he lasted that long."
Wesley: "Gosh... can I see some?"
O'Brien: No lad, you shouldn't see your Mum like that.
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Pulaski: "Whelp. That was a nice orgy. Who's up for seconds?"
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