RSS iconTwitter iconFacebook icon

The Trek BBS title image

The Trek BBS statistics

Threads: 139,085
Posts: 5,398,696
Members: 24,735
Currently online: 515
Newest member: extremedalek

TrekToday headlines

Star Trek Seekers Cover Art
By: T'Bonz on Aug 27

Fan Film Axanar Kickstarter Success
By: T'Bonz on Aug 27

Two New Starship Collection Ships
By: T'Bonz on Aug 26

Trek Actor Wins Emmy
By: T'Bonz on Aug 26

Trek Retro Watches
By: T'Bonz on Aug 26

New DS9 eBook To Debut
By: T'Bonz on Aug 25

Trek Ice Cube Maker and Shot Glasses
By: T'Bonz on Aug 25

City on the Edge of Forever #3 Preview
By: T'Bonz on Aug 25

TV Alert: Shatner TNG Documentary
By: T'Bonz on Aug 25

Forbes Cast In Powers
By: T'Bonz on Aug 22


Welcome! The Trek BBS is the number one place to chat about Star Trek with like-minded fans. Please login to see our full range of forums as well as the ability to send and receive private messages, track your favourite topics and of course join in the discussions.

If you are a new visitor, join us for free. If you are an existing member please login below. Note: for members who joined under our old messageboard system, please login with your display name not your login name.


Go Back   The Trek BBS > Star Trek TV Series > The Next Generation

The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old July 23 2011, 01:17 AM   #1
LeadHead
Director of Comedy
 
LeadHead's Avatar
 
Location: Flying above Never Land thanks to Robin Williams
TNG Caption This #223: Kate Pulaski: A Doctor for One Season

Happy Friday to all of you! Hope you've had a good week. Lets get down to business.





First up to the plate, we have the "Worf and Miles nearly bought the same dress" Award, going to:

inflatabledalek wrote: View Post


O'Brien: You know it's lucky, I nearly wore the same thing.
Next, we have the "Command Decisions coming back to bite you" Award, going to:

Isis wrote: View Post


O'Brien: "Sir, will you admit now that you should have let me install that E-Z Pass?"
Next, the "So that's how it happened" Award, goes to:

Smellincoffee wrote: View Post

O'Brien: And here are the piloting controls..
Troi, thinking: Mmm, chocolate.
Next, I'd like to say thanks to everyone who posted on this one. In my business I put this one in, instead of another and was concerned it might not get much play. Glad I was wrong!

The "Unintentional Compliment" Award goes to:

Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post


O'Brien (sotto voce): "Wow! You look terrific in that uniform! It really accentuates your physique!"
Worf: "Why, thank you, Chief!"
O'Brien: "I wasn't talking to you, numbnuts!"
Next, the "Not Quite Canon" Award goes to:

Herkimer Jitty wrote: View Post


Riker: "O'Brien is such a n00b. The worm logo was phased out by that time."

O'Brien: "It was more about aesthetics than canon..."
The Photoshop award, (also in the future, Cal Berkeley or the San Francisco 49er's would be awesome)

Gary7 wrote: View Post


Troi: (thinking) Wait... this isn't the tryouts for the cheerleader team. I'm in the wrong cargo bay!



Nerys Myk wrote: View Post


O'Brien: See, he leans when he walks.
Congrats to all our winners and thanks to all who participated! The character centric contests have some more life in them, so lets spend some time with Doctor Katherine McCo- uhhh... Pulaski. I'm still planning for a fun way to bring em to a close. I'll announce what it'll be in 2 weeks.











Enjoy!
__________________
Thanks to Nerys Myk for my awesome avatar!

Check out the Caption contests in the TOS, TNG and Movies I-X forums!
LeadHead is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 23 2011, 01:19 AM   #2
LeadHead
Director of Comedy
 
LeadHead's Avatar
 
Location: Flying above Never Land thanks to Robin Williams
Re: TNG Caption This #223: Kate Pulaski: A Doctor for One Season



Data: Actually Doctor, I do not like being referred to as "it."



Pulaski: Ah, now I can tolerate being in the same room with you.



Pulaski: You're ugly. Want a second opinion?



Pulaski: I cloned you. I hope you don't mind.

Picard: A Mohawk, Doctor?



Pulaski: He's dead, Geordi.
__________________
Thanks to Nerys Myk for my awesome avatar!

Check out the Caption contests in the TOS, TNG and Movies I-X forums!
LeadHead is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 23 2011, 02:35 AM   #3
Bob Karo
Captain
 
Bob Karo's Avatar
 
Location: South Louisiana
Re: TNG Caption This #223: Kate Pulaski: A Doctor for One Season




Data: Ah, Doctor! Could you please diagnose and treat what every it is that causes Commander Riker's crotch to smell so horribly. Or at least ask him to stop shoving it next to my face.

Pulaski: It has a sense of smell?

Data: Yes. And even with no emotions, the scent is.... unpleasant.
Bob Karo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 23 2011, 02:44 AM   #4
Finn
Vice Admiral
 
Finn's Avatar
 
Location: In the MetroWest
Re: TNG Caption This #223: Kate Pulaski: A Doctor for One Season



Muldaur: *mumbles*

Roddenberry: Cut!

Cue boy: The blood chemistry and brain organ...


Muldaur- Shut up, Kid! *cough* I've been acting since your parents were in diapers

Roddenberry: OH come on, Diana. The season is almost over.

Muldaur: *cough* Where is that Wheaton boy with my drink?

Muldaur: *mumbles* I think my agent said something about LA Law

Roddenberry: And you shouldn't be smoking in here.

Muldaur: *cough* Where is that Wheaton boy with my drink.
Finn is online now   Reply With Quote
Old July 23 2011, 04:27 AM   #5
Smellincoffee
Commodore
 
Smellincoffee's Avatar
 
Location: Heart of Dixie
View Smellincoffee's Twitter Profile
Re: TNG Caption This #223: Kate Pulaski: A Doctor for One Season


Data: Actually, doctor -- *ahem*
I'm not a robot! Without emotion! I'm not what you see! I've come to help you with your problems so we can be free. I'm not a hero! I'm not a saviour! Forget what you know! I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control...
Pulaski: *blink*



Pulaski: I found this body in an improvised morgue near the doctor's office. Recognize it?
Picard: My god...that's...Jack Crusher! Deanna, do you know why Beverly would...
Troi: * purposeful silence*
Picard: Well?
Troi: I decline to comment, captain.


Data: Your opinion, doctor?
Pulaski: He's dead.
Miles: *awkward glance* Shouldn't you give him a run-over with a medical tricorder, at least?
Pulaski: Look, he's missing half his chest. The man is dead, OK? Enterprise, beam me back.
Wesley, with a deep sigh: I miss Mom.
LaForge: We all do, kid...
__________________
DS9 CapCon #98: Hell to the Chief!
"The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.." - Commander Montgomery Scott.
Smellincoffee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 23 2011, 04:45 AM   #6
Jonas Grumby
Vice Admiral
 
Jonas Grumby's Avatar
 
Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific
Re: TNG Caption This #223: Kate Pulaski: A Doctor for One Season

Thanks for the win, LeadHead!



Worf (thinking): "Heh! Look at the four of them! Put two Pakleds on the viewscreen and every one of them would be staring at a couple of boobs!"




*Vital signs monitor flatlines.*
Pulaski (sighs): "Sorry, Charlie."




Wesley: "Well...at least we found him."
LaForge: "He must have spent the whole night here!"
Data: "We had better get him back to the ship."
O'Brien: "Look at this place! There is nothing more depressing than a strip joint after closing time with all the house lights on!"
Pulaski: "Brings back memories!"
__________________
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

Last edited by Jonas Grumby; July 23 2011 at 06:16 AM.
Jonas Grumby is online now   Reply With Quote
Old July 23 2011, 05:21 AM   #7
Gil T.Azell
Rear Admiral
 
Gil T.Azell's Avatar
 
Location: On the Left Coast
Re: TNG Caption This #223: Kate Pulaski: A Doctor for One Season



Muldaur: *Humming*
Fish heads, fish heads yummy yummy fish heads
__________________
When you walk into a building soaking wet and someone asks you if it is raining then just smile and answer:"No, I just took my fish for a walk!"
Gil T.Azell is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 23 2011, 06:08 AM   #8
Nerys Myk
Fleet Admiral
 
Nerys Myk's Avatar
 
Location: House of Kang, now with ridges
Re: TNG Caption This #223: Kate Pulaski: A Doctor for One Season



PULASKI: Yes Data, they're real

DATA: But not spectacular.



PULAKSI: I'm hopped up on hormones, lets do this!

WORF: Excellent.



PULASKI: I'm gonna be gone all weekend, better give him a little extra. What's the harm?



PICARD: Why is his hand in a bowl of water?

PULASKI: You'll see.

TROI: Huh? ...Oh!



OBRIEN: Remind me never to piss you off.

PULAKSI: He went down like a chump.
__________________
The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.
Nerys Myk is online now   Reply With Quote
Old July 23 2011, 07:01 AM   #9
Mojochi
Commodore
 
Mojochi's Avatar
 
Re: TNG Caption This #223: Kate Pulaski: A Doctor for One Season



Data: It's standard ship's protocol to not encourage the captain to sing



Worf: What's that?

Pulaski: Let's call it... "Hypo-goggles". Care to dance sailor?"



Pulaski: Mmmmmm.... Calamari



Troi: I'm feeling....... something........

Pulaski: Yeah, I noticed. Would you mind stopping that?



O'Brien: So what's the proper response here? Do we help him, or clap?

Pulaski: I'm not sure

O'Brien: Well, what about laughing? We could give him a round of that
Mojochi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 23 2011, 11:49 AM   #10
inflatabledalek
Captain
 
Re: TNG Caption This #223: Kate Pulaski: A Doctor for One Season



Data: But Doctor Crusher let me tweek her nipple on a regular basis. She said it helped her relax.



Worf: Hehehehehe. Two more beers and she'll say yes to anything.



Pulaski: Hehehehehe. One more shot of dope and he'll say yes to anything.


Picard: I'm not bald Doctor, it's a solar panel for a sex machine.



Everyone: Your turn next Wes.
__________________
TRANSFORMATION: J'ACCUSE DAN REED
It's the issue that nearly didn't happen in my look at: Fire on High Part 1
inflatabledalek is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 23 2011, 12:25 PM   #11
BlobVanDam
Fleet Captain
 
BlobVanDam's Avatar
 
Location: Australia
Send a message via Windows Live Messenger to BlobVanDam Send a message via Yahoo to BlobVanDam
Re: TNG Caption This #223: Kate Pulaski: A Doctor for One Season


Worf: I'm here for my follow up to the spinal surgery.
Pulaski: CRACK!!!!
Worf: BEEEEP Oh what's that? I think the Captain wants me on the bridge.........
BlobVanDam is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 23 2011, 04:24 PM   #12
Isis
Commodore
 
Isis's Avatar
 
Re: TNG Caption This #223: Kate Pulaski: A Doctor for One Season



Alien: "Doctor, I'm wondering whether it was necessary to pull out all the stops this time."

Pulaski: "It's better to be safe than sorry."

Alien: "For a scratched earlobe?"
Isis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 23 2011, 04:26 PM   #13
Isis
Commodore
 
Isis's Avatar
 
Re: TNG Caption This #223: Kate Pulaski: A Doctor for One Season



Worf: "You remind me of an old Klingon proverb."

Pulaski: "What's that?"

Worf: "A physician who treats themself has a fool for a patient."


(with apologies to Sir William Osler)

Last edited by Isis; July 23 2011 at 05:46 PM.
Isis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 23 2011, 07:05 PM   #14
inflatabledalek
Captain
 
Re: TNG Caption This #223: Kate Pulaski: A Doctor for One Season



Ensign Smitt: Wow, hi there Doc, how did the surgery go? Will I recover fully?

Pulaski: Well, first the good news. That fishy smell from your genitals isn't going to be a problem anymore...
__________________
TRANSFORMATION: J'ACCUSE DAN REED
It's the issue that nearly didn't happen in my look at: Fire on High Part 1
inflatabledalek is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 23 2011, 07:08 PM   #15
Holdfast
Procul, O procul este profani!
 
Holdfast's Avatar
 
Location: 17 Cherry Tree Lane
Re: TNG Caption This #223: Kate Pulaski: A Doctor for One Season



DATA: The replacement model doctor appears to have a significantly deflated chest profile compared to the former one.
PICARD: Starfleet Command insisted on that particular change; said I got too distracted before.



PULASKI: It's not my fault! This replacement arm keeps trying to salute all by itself and I have to hold it down. I knew I shouldn't let that Space Nazi surgeon operate.



PULASKI (thinking): Not even my night cream will eliminate those wrinkles.



PICARD: I thought you meant Riker lost his head and caused the accident, not vice versa.



The TNG crew were witness to the horrible revenge that the House of Bobbit wrought upon the House of Mogh
Holdfast is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 01:07 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
FireFox 2+ or Internet Explorer 7+ highly recommended.