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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old July 16 2011, 05:16 PM   #16
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OBRIEN (thinking): I probably shouldn't have taken that Viagra.
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Old July 16 2011, 05:51 PM   #17
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O'Brien's entreaties for a better-fitting uniform with shorter sleeves fell on deaf ears.


Riker was always very aggressive in his souvenir hunting.


Riker: "Well, Captain, we were running out of boards, so O'Brien and I decided we could make the picket fence out of old NASA parts."
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Old July 16 2011, 06:10 PM   #18
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Troi: (thinking) Wait... this isn't the tryouts for the cheerleader team. I'm in the wrong cargo bay!
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Old July 16 2011, 07:05 PM   #19
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Don Rickles hologram (performing on stage): "What an audience! A Klingon, a mick and, judging by those bumpers, a 1955 Buick!"
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Old July 17 2011, 01:57 AM   #20
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Troi: And what does that one do?

O'Brien: That one? That's the rubber ducky. We don't talk about the rubber ducky.
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Old July 17 2011, 03:02 AM   #21
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Picard (OS): "Counselor Troi, you cannot attend this orientation unless you're wearing a regulation uniform. What do you think this is--the Twenty-Third Century?"
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Old July 17 2011, 03:06 AM   #22
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OBRIEN: Why do I keep thinking about blue nacelles?
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Old July 17 2011, 03:29 AM   #23
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O'Brien: A little role playing eh? I can dig it. Keiko & I do the geisha bit now & then ourselves



O'Brien: What part of the words ION STORM did you not understand?



O'Brien: Here's all the instructions on how to avoid crashing the ship. You're paying attention right?




O'Brien: (Thinking) I wonder who'll bust their seems first me or her


Riker: But O'Brien will have her back in ship shape in no time Captain

O'Brien: (Thinking) Motherf%$&er
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Old July 17 2011, 12:32 PM   #24
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Troi: *Telepathically* Imzadi, I stopped shaving my legs

Riker: (light years away) YUCK!
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Old July 17 2011, 08:41 PM   #25
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Troi: *Sorry, Sir. I had no idea the uniform would fit like this. It was a midi-skirt on the hanger."
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Old July 17 2011, 09:10 PM   #26
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Worf: No, Sir. I am not a Merry Man.
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Old July 17 2011, 09:44 PM   #27
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Thanks for the win for Spike/Worf and Chester/Troi.



Riker: I think we know why this craft was lost.

Picard (over comm): Why is that, Number One?

O'Brien: Metric conversion?

Riker: That's right. Captain, this ship was build by the United States after every nation but them had adopted the metric system. A whole series of craft burned up or crashed, because even their best scientists couldn't keep their units straight when they collaborated with other nations. I don't think we'll find any mysteries here.
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Old July 17 2011, 09:51 PM   #28
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O'Brien (covertly): Lieutenant Commander Troi, that's not going to work. A subspace message I filed from our next Chief Medical Officer says that the new Captain is gay.
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Old July 18 2011, 12:48 PM   #29
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O'Brien: "Put me down for three Samoas and two Thin Mints."
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Old July 18 2011, 04:56 PM   #30
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Riker: "It's all that's left of something called Farscape One."
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