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Old July 9 2011, 02:54 AM   #16
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Troi (OS): "That wasn't what I meant by 'It would do you some good to go out and catch a man for yourself.'"





Picard: "I wish this guy would shut off his high-beams."





Tasha: "See? I told you if we went too late in the day to this garage sale, the merchandise would be all picked over."
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Old July 9 2011, 03:15 AM   #17
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RIKER: Tag and bag this crap. It's gonna be worth a fortune on e-bay.
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Old July 9 2011, 08:51 AM   #18
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Riker: "Damn it! Somebody raided my quarters. What a mess! OK, I need a little privacy while I clean this up."
Tasha: "Uh, Commander Riker? Are those your panties?"
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Old July 9 2011, 12:23 PM   #19
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Picard: Put your shirt back on, Data!
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Old July 9 2011, 12:37 PM   #20
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Tasha: What is that?
Riker (os): My good old Sheerblad 7XK!
Picard: The blindingest, noisiest, 15lb camera ever produced in the Soviet Union!
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Old July 10 2011, 02:21 AM   #21
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Picard: Yes, Wesley is a very bright boy.
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Old July 10 2011, 02:50 AM   #22
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Troi's sense of direction was so bad that on occasion she would get lost in her own quarters.





Tasha was pleasantly surprised when it turned out that her Amway products essentially sold themselves.





Yar: "Sir, I can see that bra is doing a great job holding you in. Would you mind telling me what brand it is?"
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Old July 10 2011, 03:11 AM   #23
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A deleted scene from Parallels


Riker: (OS) Commander, How's your husband?

Yar: He's gone, Captain. The Ferengi got to him first.
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Old July 11 2011, 02:46 AM   #24
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Yar: Yeah, definitely a fixer-upper. Tell the Real Estate Agent to show us another one.



Picard and Yar: CHEESE!
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Corpse final thought: "The day I die, and she decides not to wear a skant. What a world..."



Q os: "You call those flashlights?"



"Now this is a flashlight!"



Data: "Gangbang commencing in 5... 4... 3... 2..."



Yar: "Indications of a Klingon Panty Raid sir."
Riker: "Klingon?"
Yar: "The panties are usually still on the girls."
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Old July 11 2011, 08:54 PM   #26
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I won! You love me, you really love me! *SNIFF*



For some reason, Ensign Smith's last thought contained the words "camel" and "toe".



The new Star Trek Experience was the victim of severe budget cuts.



Riker: Geordi, for God's sake, stop staring at my crotch!
Geordi: Sorry Commander, it's the new x-ray feature on my visor. I guess your success with the ladies is down to them liking a sense of humour then?



Crosby: See Stewart, leaving TNG is clearly the right choice, my future's so bright I'm going to need shades!

Stewart: Yeah, I'll be so jelous of your New Adventures of Superman guest spot whilst I'm doing X-Men movies.



The legendary Rodenberry casting couch.
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Data: Are you not pleased that you use Dial? Do you not wish that everyone else would?
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Old July 11 2011, 10:14 PM   #28
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Data: "I'm sorry, but entrance is only by private invitation from Tasha."
Tasha: "What? What invitation are you talking about? Uhhhh... uh oh."
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Old July 14 2011, 10:28 AM   #29
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Yar: Captain, is that your Ready Room refrigerator?
Demon [off-screen]: ZUUUUUL!
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Yar: He's dead, Jim.
Sonic Shower Technician Third Class Jim Peabody, OS: That's terrible. Shouldn't you tell the captain?


Picard: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
Lwaxana Troi, OS: Oh, Jean-Luc! You're such an incorrigble romantic!
Picard, softly: Merde. I really need to stop seizing every moment to quote Shakespeare.


Yar: I had no idea Chateau Picard was so potent.
Riker: Or so messy.

The ability to pun in multiple languages was a requirement for promotion aboard the Enterprise.


Picard: Ah, Admiral Robau. Welcome aboard.
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