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Old July 2 2011, 02:13 PM   #16
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Riker: Careful, Captain, she's on her annual cycle.

Picard: Counselor Troi, we mean you no harm!
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Old July 2 2011, 02:23 PM   #17
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Crusher: Nope, the tricorder can't figure it out either. Betazoid, British, Greek, it can't figure out where the hell she's from.
Lwaxana (OS): "She's Betazoid! I know, I could never figure out why she persists on doing that... well... phony accent."
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Old July 2 2011, 04:25 PM   #18
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Crusher: I wonder if this would work with Picard. This way, he wouldn't be able to cut me off....unless a Romulan warbird decloaks off starboard like the last time.
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Old July 2 2011, 05:14 PM   #19
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Crusher: Nope, the tricorder can't figure it out either. Betazoid, British, Greek, it can't figure out where the hell she's from.
PICARD: Scan me and get a base reading.

CRUSHER (Raises eyebrow): You're kidding, right?
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Old July 3 2011, 02:33 AM   #20
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Riker: Oh yeah, I remember that move

Laforge: I'll be in my quarters



Little did everyone know Deanna's telepathy with Will didn't end at the Farpoint mission, and occassionally for fun, she liked to telepathically push images of her naked mother




Deanna: Uhhh... Jean-Luc

Crusher: I knew it! You bitch!



Deanna: Mot uses that relaxer on my hair too. Smells pretty doesn't it?



Picard: If I have to break up another lover's quarrel between you two, I'm seriously going to kick you both in the crotch
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Old July 3 2011, 05:17 AM   #21
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Two of the three characters in this photo had hot dirty naked sex between episodes during the run of TNG. Can you guess which?
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Old July 3 2011, 05:45 AM   #22
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Troi: Hey, Worf, how about we chase smugglers, huh? Does that sound like fun?

Worf: Nah!

Troi: Nah, that wouldn't be no fun. ... How about beating up a Romulan?
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Old July 3 2011, 09:00 PM   #23
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Worf: "I am getting very annoyed by DJO's joke videos on YouTube. They mock me!"
Troi: "I think they make you sound really cute." (grin)
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Old July 4 2011, 05:12 PM   #24
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Troi: "Worf, that was very kind of you to do my wash, but next time, please don't starch my uniform pants."

Worf (to self and shaking head slightly): "Picky, picky, picky."
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Old July 4 2011, 05:50 PM   #25
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Worf (looking a little sheepish): "Did you have a good time last night, Deanna?"

Troi: "Well, I'll tell you one thing. I can hardly walk this morning, and it ain't because of my calisthenics routine."
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Old July 4 2011, 07:32 PM   #26
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La Forge: "A vibrator for my birthday. Riker, you really shouldn't have."

Riker: "Oh, it was nothing. The important thing is that you enjoy it."

Troi (to self): "I've heard of quick sendoffs, but this is ridiculous."

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Old July 5 2011, 12:50 AM   #27
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Thanks for the KBL award!


In addition to being very tall Mr Homn could turn invisible at will, an ability he often turned to his advantage around unwary women.
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Old July 5 2011, 03:15 AM   #28
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TROI: Oh my god!!!

GEORDI: That house fell out of the sky on top of that old lady!!!

RIKER: Witch had it coming.
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Old July 5 2011, 07:26 PM   #29
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Riker (to self): "She could have said it was her matching bustier and panties."
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Old July 5 2011, 07:40 PM   #30
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Crusher (to self): "I hate these cases of green-dot-itis. It's just not a very sexy disease, and we're using the same green-dot-itis disruptors we used fifty years ago."
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