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Old June 28 2011, 07:36 AM   #31
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Worf:It's been so long I'd almost forgotten what one of those looked like.
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Old June 28 2011, 09:06 AM   #32
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Worf: "Geordi, remember when I said you could come on this double-date?"
Geordi: "Yeah..."
Worf: "I lied."



Geordi: "I don't get it, Worf. What's your secret?"
Worf: "It's simple, really. I'm ridged for her pleasure."



Worf: "Congratulations, Mrs. O'Brien. I just uploaded this video of you giving birth to YouTube, and you've already got 10,000 views."
Keiko: "What?! I told you to call my husband!"
Worf: "I know, but...this was more fun."
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Old June 28 2011, 11:55 AM   #33
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9 months later...



Worf: "Worst gift ever!"
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Old June 28 2011, 10:05 PM   #34
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Keiko: "Damn it Worf, what are you doing now?"

Worf: "Sorry. I thought I would just snap a quick pic to show to Geordi. I don't think he's ever seen one."
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Old June 28 2011, 10:11 PM   #35
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Worf: "Now I get what the Chief sees in you."



Worf: "Commander, are you sure Doorbell Ditch will work with this large of a group?"
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Old June 28 2011, 10:19 PM   #36
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Worf: "Umm...shouldn't we remove this small, metallic, ring-shaped ornament?"
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Old June 28 2011, 10:22 PM   #37
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Kindly part your legs by two percent. No. That is too far. Back again...back...the other way... just a tiny bit more....there! Keep exactly like that. I know it is inconvenient Keiko, but it's the only way I can get a good cell phone signal.
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Old June 28 2011, 10:30 PM   #38
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Worf: "Come on ladies, I'll show you what a real man is all about. Not like that punk ass Chief Engineer......he's standing behind me, isn't he?"



Picard: "...and then I told Beverly that I 'loved her thiiiis much. For some reason, she started dating Jack the next day."



Worf: "I'm sorry Keiko, but I am going to have to cite you. 10 Forward is not designated for adult entertainment."

Keiko: "Adult entertainment?! I'm giving birth here. You really are thick aren't you."




Geordi: "Welcome back Data. But what's up with having Security and Medical here?"

Data: "Commander Riker has been cat sitting Spot."

Geordi: "Gotcha."



Worf: "That's for not offing her BEFORE the kid was born."
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Old June 28 2011, 10:41 PM   #39
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Worf: "Heh! I can't wait until the next Dabo tournament at Quark's when Roy Batty starts in with his "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe" spiel again!"
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Old June 30 2011, 01:00 AM   #40
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Worf: "No Keiko, I do not believe that we have time for "a quickie."
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Old June 30 2011, 10:37 AM   #41
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Worf: Klingon pussy is much more rigid and has much more hair.

Keiko: Oh shut up and take the picture!
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Old June 30 2011, 10:49 AM   #42
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Worf: The name is Hugh, Hugh Hefner.



Picard: "Yes, to be Captain, you must have a penis size that is THIIIIS BIIIG! You can ask Councilor Troy."

Data: I will endeavor to do so sir.

Troy <thinking> "What a liar it was only half that size."





Overhead speaker: Attention all hands, The toga orgy in the Captain's cabin will proceed immediately.

Worf: Now now, let's not crowd. Everyone will go in an orderly fashion.

Geordi: "Gotcha."



Alexander: DAAD HEEELP!

Worf: That's what you get for spilling your slurpee, You were being careless again and fell over the side.
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Old June 30 2011, 01:55 PM   #43
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Worf: "Hmm, reminds me of that Alien movie we watched last night."
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Old June 30 2011, 02:38 PM   #44
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WORF: Great, we finally find the bathroom on this damn ship and the bloody door is locked!
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Old June 30 2011, 07:06 PM   #45
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Keiko: "Owwww!!! Oh... my... Worf. Is it a boy or a girl?"
Worf: "Ummmm... I have a feeling that Chief O'Brien is going to be more than a little disappointed."
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