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Old June 20 2011, 02:31 PM   #31
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Crusher: Data, what are you looking at?

Data: As you know, I have had X-ray vision installed as a feature in my eyes. I am trying to dance my way into position so that I can see up the woman in the room above's skirt.
Crusher: "Those are Ensign Hortense's quarters, and he always wears a skant."
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Old June 20 2011, 05:54 PM   #32
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Data: "It is that ceiling cat, watching me again."
Crusher: "The ceiling cat? But, I thought he only watched... I mean, you're not... I mean, are androids even able to... On second thought, nevermind! I really don't want to know!"
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Old June 20 2011, 11:25 PM   #33
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Data (thinking): ** I hope this is what she wants, I hope this is what she wants, I hope ... **

Data slides his hand down to cup Beverly's left buttock.

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Old June 21 2011, 06:02 PM   #34
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Crusher: Hey Worf, want to assess the size of Ferengi genetalia? Scientific research of course
Worf: I do hope you're joking Doctor
Crusher: .... Of course... Haha... er do something with this corpse will you, i'm going for a shower



Dr Crusher: Please tell me that's been photoshopped!
Data: No Doctor, that really is Wesley
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Old June 21 2011, 10:20 PM   #35
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Crusher: "It's an old picture of Jack, alright. But who...?"
Riker: "Now don't jump to conclusions, Beverly. It might not be what it looks like."
Data: "It is said that no human male can resist them."
Crusher: "Bullshit! Who's the green bimbo?!"
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Old June 22 2011, 06:08 AM   #36
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Ooo! I won one! Thanks!




The reactions were varied upon viewing Data's attempt to market android porn



Dr. Crusher: It's not funny anymore Will. I'm tired of treating all the crotch shots



Crusher: Alright. Cut it out. Your eyes don't creep me out that much



Worf: Oh c'mon. He was getting on your nerves too, right?



Riker: Sir, what's Q mean, you and Dr. Crusher? He doesn't mean on this table does he?
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Old June 22 2011, 10:44 PM   #37
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Had to poke some fun at that super long thread in the DS9 forum...


Data: Surely 19 pages of debate is enough?
Crusher: No! We need to convince them that we're choosing the right Dax!
Riker: Has anyone mentioned that Trills inexplicably traded their ridges for spots?
Crusher: No, Will, that's an entirely different topic!
Riker: Well, we should at least mention that Ezri and Jadzia would probably be good friends.
Crusher: But that's not the point!
Data: I'm tired of this. Why don't we look at pictures of felines with clever captions instead?
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Old June 22 2011, 11:40 PM   #38
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Crusher: Data, what are you doing?

Data: I am attempting to channel Hines Ward.
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Old June 22 2011, 11:42 PM   #39
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Riker: Wait! Stop! Don't energize!!! Abort! Abort!

Transporter operator: What's wrong, commander?

Riker: There's a stink bug over here.
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Old June 23 2011, 03:25 AM   #40
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Riker: "O'Brien, you got us out just in the nick of time. But... we've got a bit of a problem with Wesley."
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Old June 23 2011, 03:32 AM   #41
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Worf: "I'm impressed, Doctor. I see our Tai Chi sessions have paid off."
Crusher: "Well, this little troll wouldn't stop hitting on me."
Worf: "I'll take the bouquet if you don't want it."
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Old June 23 2011, 04:03 AM   #42
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Worf: We must protect the Captain at all costs.

Data: We'll keep you from being kidnapped Captain ... Captain?

Crusher: Jean Luc? (look over shoulder) Where'd he go.

Riker: Oh God, the Ferengi kidnapped him again?

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Old June 24 2011, 12:05 PM   #43
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Crusher: "Data, my boobs are down here."





Riker (to self): "I never realized it, but bald men are sexy."
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Old June 24 2011, 08:23 PM   #44
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Riker: "What are you looking at Data?"

Data: "I believe I have stumbled upon the Captain's Spacebook profile."

Crusher: "..in a relationship with....WHO THE HELL IS THIS VASH??!!"



Riker: "Remember, Chief, put me down right next to a rock or something...my back is killing me."



Data: *snif, snif "Yes Doctor, you are correct, however androids do not pass gas. Might I suggest cutting back on the cabbage."



Crusher: "Dibs on his boots."



Riker: "I never would have expected."

LaForge: "I don't know what to say...I'm speechless."

Picard: "I had little choice, I made it while in the academy. I was young, broke, needed money fast. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time."

Crusher: "If I'd known you were hung like that, I'd have dumped Jack in a nanosecond."
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Old June 24 2011, 08:27 PM   #45
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WORF: How much do you think is white meat?

CRUSHER: About...wait...what?
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