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Old June 15 2011, 06:13 AM   #31
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LaForge:"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a Type II Phaser - the most powerful hand phaser in the twenty-forth century and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!"
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Old June 15 2011, 06:19 AM   #32
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La Forge: Y-Y-ou should my new improved Penis extender, it works miracles!
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Old June 15 2011, 06:22 AM   #33
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Deanna <thinking> Oh shit I just farted, I wonder if anyone noticed.
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Old June 15 2011, 10:19 PM   #34
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Geordi: "Voyager, I'm happy for ya, and imma let you finish, but TNG had the best alternate timeline warp core breach of all time! Of all t-ARRRRRGRGRHR!!!!!"
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Old June 16 2011, 10:39 PM   #35
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Data: "Data to sickbay, medical emergency. Geordi started working on an open circut without drying his hands first.....again."



Miles: "You found my garage door opener. You're a life saver, sir."



Geordi: "Granted, the smog gets a little thick when we run her at high warp for extended periods of time, but hey, at least its not designed like a brewry."



Picard: "Nicely done Geordi. The crew not only looks none the worse for the experienc, but actually quite happy."

Geordi: "Yeah, I told them after that, we're all getting raises."

Picard: "Wait, wha.."



Geordi: "I don't believe it! He actually wore his assless chaps to the party. Classic!"

Troi: "Anyone want my cake?"
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Old June 17 2011, 01:26 AM   #36
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Data: "Geordi, this would be a prime opportunity to use Star Power."
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Old June 17 2011, 01:29 AM   #37
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Picard: "Ah, Commander LaForge! Have you decided yet which two officers you want to pick to go undercover as a rich, swinger couple on Risa?"
LaForge: "Yes, sir."
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Old June 17 2011, 02:05 AM   #38
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Old June 17 2011, 04:01 AM   #39
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NathanielM wrote: View Post


LaForge:"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a Type II Phaser - the most powerful hand phaser in the twenty-forth century and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!"
Miles: That uh... That's a type I, sir. The dinky little battery can't hold more that 5 blasts.

LaForge: ... This is awkward.
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Old June 17 2011, 08:59 PM   #40
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LaForge:"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a Type II Phaser - the most powerful hand phaser in the twenty-forth century and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!"

Miles: "I was actually thinking about having the pastrami."
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LaForge:"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a Type II Phaser - the most powerful hand phaser in the twenty-forth century and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!"
O'Brien: "I'm an engineer, not a punk." *taps combadge, phaser blows up*
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Old June 17 2011, 09:46 PM   #42
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OBRIEN: Okay I was the one who programmed your Leah Brahms holo to morph into Luxwana Troi when you kissed her.
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LaForge: Note to self - Never let Ensign Gaga do a systems check ever again.
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Old June 17 2011, 10:37 PM   #44
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All done here, new contest ready to go! Right this way....
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