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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old May 29 2011, 10:29 PM   #31
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The crossover between TNG and "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" was not well received. In fact, it was felt to be a pointless rehash of DS9's "Little Green Men," as well as about three-quarters of episodes of "The X-Files."
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Old May 29 2011, 10:41 PM   #32
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Riker prepares for his forthcoming role as "Human Sacrifice #1" in Dr. Crusher's adaptation of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.



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Old May 30 2011, 01:42 AM   #33
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Holoscreen roulette sometimes went awkwardly wrong.




RIKER: See? The stud finder works!




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RIKER: I don't care what you say. The beard stays!




RIKER: The Captain's wearing the assless chaps again.
TROI: My eyes!




Riker was determined to find the gloryhole rumored to be on the bridge.
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Old May 30 2011, 04:17 AM   #34
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We finally get to see the only toilet on the Enterprise, and it's occupied.
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Old May 30 2011, 03:27 PM   #35
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Data: "Congratulations, Sir. You're pregnant."
Riker: "Oh no. I'll lose my cute figure."
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Old May 30 2011, 04:14 PM   #36
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We finally get to see the only toilet on the Enterprise, and it's occupied.
Good one, Kirby! I've supplied the appropriate furnishings.
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Old May 30 2011, 05:12 PM   #37
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Riker: "You don't think I have any heart, Deanna? Here. I'll show you!"
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Old May 30 2011, 11:20 PM   #38
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Picard: "Number One! That's not the toilet! It's the bunk!"
Riker: "The bunk? Then where the hell did I sleep last night!"
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Picard: "Number One! That's not the toilet! It's the bunk!"
Riker: "The bunk? Then where the hell did I sleep last night!"
Picard: "You and O'Brien got hammered last night. He played your trombone and slept in your bed. You slept in an air duct."

Riker: "Next time I see O'Brien, I'm gonna be so pissed."
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Old June 1 2011, 04:27 PM   #40
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"There's about 4400 people coming out of that lake-and every one has been reported missing!"
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Old June 2 2011, 01:25 AM   #41
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Barrons: "Riker! Don't go into the light!"
Deanna: "Who's that little old lady?"
Riker: "I've no idea..."
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Old June 2 2011, 01:31 AM   #42
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Riker: "Occupado."
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Old June 2 2011, 05:26 AM   #43
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Picard: If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times not to play with the one way force fields.




Riker's light saber never worked right.



Riker (to Data): Let me get this straight. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, and that's what it's all about?




Riker: Uh, what hit me?
Data: Counselor Troi, sir, after she found out you were the one sealing her chocolate candy.
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Old June 2 2011, 06:29 PM   #44
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Riker: "Sorry, I'm going to be here a little while longer."
Picard: "No doubt, if you're going to try doing that without your pants down."
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Old June 2 2011, 07:27 PM   #45
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PICARD: How's the new roommate working out? I like what he's done with the place.
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