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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old May 28 2011, 05:00 PM   #16
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Troi: Next time don't get drunk and marry a energy being and then ask for annulment, the get very very Angry...



At the end of the epiode, it turns out that it was Thomas Riker who had gotten in all the trouble, Will Riker had been passed out on the bridge the entire episode...
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Old May 28 2011, 05:18 PM   #17
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Riker (to self): "It's handy having this portable defibrillator on away missions, but what I could have really used was a pocket-sized styling comb."
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Old May 28 2011, 05:46 PM   #18
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Riker: Data, for the record, Tasha ASKED for it.


Troi: CAPTAIN ROBAU! WE'RE OVER HERE!



Crusher, OS: NO, Will! You don't shave a hairshirt!
Riker, grumbling: I hate medieval plays.
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Old May 28 2011, 06:45 PM   #19
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RIKER: Thats the third car that passed us by. Looks like you're gonna have to lose the top.
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Old May 29 2011, 05:14 AM   #20
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I have a (somewhat obvious) recurring theme here...


"I think we can skip the court-martial this time, but from now on, cut back on the Holodeck "historical research", okay?"


Faced between appearing in "These are the Voyages" or death, Riker makes the clear choice.


Riker and Troi face the wrath of angry Enterprise fans...
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Old May 29 2011, 05:58 AM   #21
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"Okay, now it's time to add the conditioner...."
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Old May 29 2011, 11:51 AM   #22
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Picard: (to himself) Installing the one-way mirror in Riker's bedroom was a fantastic idea.
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Old May 29 2011, 03:49 PM   #23
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Riker didn't remember sleeping on the bridge for most of the previous night, but he did wake up extremely disappointed that the young woman in his dream was no more responsive than a piece of wood.
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Old May 29 2011, 03:57 PM   #24
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Only too late did Riker realize he should have emptied his bowels before he went on his shift that day.
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Old May 29 2011, 04:31 PM   #25
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Thanks for the win



Riker: "Honestly sir her ID said she was 21"
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Old May 29 2011, 04:51 PM   #26
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"See that, Worf? Four hundred press-ups on one hand! BEEFCAAKE!"



"Don't disturb me, Will - I'm about to beat my personal best on Kinect Dance Central."
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Old May 29 2011, 05:37 PM   #27
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Riker: Fincher is changing the ending of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo? Fuck this.
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Old May 29 2011, 08:21 PM   #28
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Spiner: "Whoa..."
Frakes: "Holy sh*t!"
Sirtis: "That looks like... 50,000 people. 50,000! And I brought only 2 Sharpies!"
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Old May 29 2011, 08:26 PM   #29
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Riker: "About time you found me."
Picard: "It's hide and seek. What person in their right mind would put themselves in a detention cell?"
Riker: "And that's precisely why I came here."
Picard: *sigh*
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Old May 29 2011, 08:33 PM   #30
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Worst. Strip Show. Ever.
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