TNG Caption This #215: Riker, William T. - Page 2

Distorted Humor · May 28 2011, 05:00 PM

Thanks for the WIN!

Bits from "The Hangover, The Next Generation"

Picard: How did you get a Kryonian tiger and "Cardiassian party Moles" in your quarters? must of been one heck of a bachlor party numba one.

Riker: this is funny, it says that one of my kidney's was removed last night...

Worf: you don't remember ANYTHING from last night?
RIker: No, why
Data: Let us meet your new wife. its not Troi...

Troi: Next time don't get drunk and marry a energy being and then ask for annulment, the get very very Angry...

At the end of the epiode, it turns out that it was Thomas Riker who had gotten in all the trouble, Will Riker had been passed out on the bridge the entire episode...

Isis · May 28 2011, 05:18 PM

Riker (to self): "It's handy having this portable defibrillator on away missions, but what I could have really used was a pocket-sized styling comb."

Smellincoffee · May 28 2011, 05:46 PM

Riker: Data, for the record, Tasha ASKED for it.

Troi: CAPTAIN ROBAU! WE'RE OVER HERE!

Crusher, OS: NO, Will! You don't shave a hairshirt!
Riker, grumbling: I hate medieval plays.

Nerys Myk · May 28 2011, 06:45 PM

RIKER: Thats the third car that passed us by. Looks like you're gonna have to lose the top.

Bad Atom · May 29 2011, 05:14 AM

I have a (somewhat obvious) recurring theme here...

"I think we can skip the court-martial this time, but from now on, cut back on the Holodeck "historical research", okay?"

Faced between appearing in "These are the Voyages" or death, Riker makes the clear choice.

Riker and Troi face the wrath of angry Enterprise fans...

Brennyren · May 29 2011, 05:58 AM

"Okay, now it's time to add the conditioner...."

JarodRussell · May 29 2011, 11:51 AM

Picard: (to himself) Installing the one-way mirror in Riker's bedroom was a fantastic idea.

Isis · May 29 2011, 03:49 PM

Riker didn't remember sleeping on the bridge for most of the previous night, but he did wake up extremely disappointed that the young woman in his dream was no more responsive than a piece of wood.

Isis · May 29 2011, 03:57 PM

Only too late did Riker realize he should have emptied his bowels before he went on his shift that day.

Gil T.Azell · May 29 2011, 04:31 PM

Thanks for the win

Riker: "Honestly sir her ID said she was 21"

Zion Ravescene · May 29 2011, 04:51 PM

"See that, Worf? Four hundred press-ups on one hand! BEEFCAAKE!"

"Don't disturb me, Will - I'm about to beat my personal best on Kinect Dance Central."

JarodRussell · May 29 2011, 05:37 PM

Riker: Fincher is changing the ending of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo? Fuck this.

Gary7 · May 29 2011, 08:21 PM

Spiner: "Whoa..."
Frakes: "Holy sh*t!"
Sirtis: "That looks like... 50,000 people. 50,000! And I brought only 2 Sharpies!"

Gary7 · May 29 2011, 08:26 PM

Riker: "About time you found me."
Picard: "It's hide and seek. What person in their right mind would put themselves in a detention cell?"
Riker: "And that's precisely why I came here."
Picard: *sigh*

Zion Ravescene · May 29 2011, 08:33 PM

Worst. Strip Show. Ever.

May 28 2011, 05:00 PM	#16
Distorted Humor Fleet Captain Location: Z'ha'dum	Re: TNG Caption This #215: Riker, William T. Thanks for the WIN! Bits from "The Hangover, The Next Generation" Picard: How did you get a Kryonian tiger and "Cardiassian party Moles" in your quarters? must of been one heck of a bachlor party numba one. Riker: this is funny, it says that one of my kidney's was removed last night... Worf: you don't remember ANYTHING from last night? RIker: No, why Data: Let us meet your new wife. its not Troi... Troi: Next time don't get drunk and marry a energy being and then ask for annulment, the get very very Angry... At the end of the epiode, it turns out that it was Thomas Riker who had gotten in all the trouble, Will Riker had been passed out on the bridge the entire episode... __________________ In the Marmalade forest (forest), between the make believe trees, in a cottage cheese cottage! Lives Albie, (Albie,) Albie, (Albie,) Albie the Racist Dragon...

May 28 2011, 05:18 PM	#17
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This #215: Riker, William T. Riker (to self): "It's handy having this portable defibrillator on away missions, but what I could have really used was a pocket-sized styling comb."

May 28 2011, 05:46 PM	#18
Smellincoffee Fleet Captain Location: Vulcan	Re: TNG Caption This #215: Riker, William T. Riker: Data, for the record, Tasha ASKED for it. Troi: CAPTAIN ROBAU! WE'RE OVER HERE! Crusher, OS: NO, Will! You don't shave a hairshirt! Riker, grumbling: I hate medieval plays. __________________ "The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.." - Commander Montgomery Scott.

May 28 2011, 06:45 PM	#19
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This #215: Riker, William T. RIKER: Thats the third car that passed us by. Looks like you're gonna have to lose the top. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

May 29 2011, 05:14 AM	#20
Bad Atom Commodore Location: Ohio	Re: TNG Caption This #215: Riker, William T. I have a (somewhat obvious) recurring theme here... "I think we can skip the court-martial this time, but from now on, cut back on the Holodeck "historical research", okay?" Faced between appearing in "These are the Voyages" or death, Riker makes the clear choice. Riker and Troi face the wrath of angry Enterprise fans... __________________ I make web videos, commercials and short films, when I'm bored, I tweet, I live on Facebook, and I blog once in a while!

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May 29 2011, 05:58 AM	#21
Brennyren Fleet Captain Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Re: TNG Caption This #215: Riker, William T. "Okay, now it's time to add the conditioner...." __________________ When people call for government to do something, it's as if...they've forgotten just who is running government. It's the very people whom they have labeled as thieves and crooks, liars and manipulators, hustlers and quacks. --W. Williams

May 29 2011, 11:51 AM	#22
JarodRussell Vice Admiral	Re: TNG Caption This #215: Riker, William T. Picard: (to himself) Installing the one-way mirror in Riker's bedroom was a fantastic idea.

May 29 2011, 03:49 PM	#23
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This #215: Riker, William T. Riker didn't remember sleeping on the bridge for most of the previous night, but he did wake up extremely disappointed that the young woman in his dream was no more responsive than a piece of wood.

May 29 2011, 03:57 PM	#24
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This #215: Riker, William T. Only too late did Riker realize he should have emptied his bowels before he went on his shift that day.

May 29 2011, 04:31 PM	#25
Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Location: On the Left Coast	Re: TNG Caption This #215: Riker, William T. Thanks for the win Riker: "Honestly sir her ID said she was 21" __________________ You're not really Drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osboune

May 29 2011, 04:51 PM	#26
Zion Ravescene Admirable	Re: TNG Caption This #215: Riker, William T. "See that, Worf? Four hundred press-ups on one hand! BEEFCAAKE!" "Don't disturb me, Will - I'm about to beat my personal best on Kinect Dance Central." __________________ "Well, I would like to make another trip," he said, jumping to his feet; "but I really don't know when I'll have the time. There's just so much to do right here."

May 29 2011, 05:37 PM	#27
JarodRussell Vice Admiral	Re: TNG Caption This #215: Riker, William T. Riker: Fincher is changing the ending of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo? Fuck this.

May 29 2011, 08:21 PM	#28
Gary7 Rear Admiral Location: Near Manhattan ··· in an alternate reality	Re: TNG Caption This #215: Riker, William T. Spiner: "Whoa..." Frakes: "Holy sht!" Sirtis: "That looks like... 50,000 people. 50,000*! And I brought only 2 Sharpies!" __________________ Remembering Ensign Mallory.

May 29 2011, 08:26 PM	#29
Gary7 Rear Admiral Location: Near Manhattan ··· in an alternate reality	Re: TNG Caption This #215: Riker, William T. Riker: "About time you found me." Picard: "It's hide and seek. What person in their right mind would put themselves in a detention cell?" Riker: "And that's precisely why I came here." Picard: sigh __________________ Remembering Ensign Mallory.

May 29 2011, 08:33 PM	#30
Zion Ravescene Admirable	Re: TNG Caption This #215: Riker, William T. Worst. Strip Show. Ever. __________________ "Well, I would like to make another trip," he said, jumping to his feet; "but I really don't know when I'll have the time. There's just so much to do right here."