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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old May 21 2011, 07:12 AM   #1
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TNG Caption This #214: The Picard!

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Riker - Well make it quick Doc, I need to go to the holodeck and think over this Pegasus thing.





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Old May 21 2011, 07:17 AM   #2
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Picard: Yup, I'm your God. Thought I'd have hair didn't ya?



Picard: Wait, Number One, he might become a recurring character. Oooo maybe not.



By the later half of the series Patrick Stewart just stood still during action scenes, hoping nobody would notice.



Data: Heading for Shuttlebay 2.

Picard: Which one is that?

Data: Crap! I was hoping you knew!



Picards attempt to cook dinner for the crew had disastrous results.
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Old May 21 2011, 07:43 AM   #3
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Patrick Stewart - Ah Mr Braga, this is what I think of your script. Killing off Kirk, yeah that's gonna happen.....



Patrick Stewart - No, hold off for a minute Frakes, and let's listen to his idea. Did he mention the Borg? This one actually might not suck.



Picard - Don't change the channel, I was watching that. It's called "Girls Gone Warp". I think you'll like it.
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Old May 21 2011, 08:01 AM   #4
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JJ ABRAMS (o.s.): Annnnd cut.



PICARD: Stand down Mister Riker. Laser pointers are fun till you put someone's eye out.



CONN: Get your hands off of my chair before I turn around and slap you!
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Old May 21 2011, 12:37 PM   #5
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Wesley: (very groggy, mumbling) Captain...what did you do to me...

Picard: Ogawa! He's coming around!

Ogawa: Shit, I'll give him something before Beverly shows up....




Riker: Damn...No Deanna boobs jiggling.



Data: I can see the quarters she wanted from here. I wish she was still around, walking around in there....



Small children of the Enterprise: Ohhhh!

A small boy: *raises hand*

Picard: *smiles* Nathan

Nathan: Are you Gandalf?

Picard: *chuckle* No

A little chubby Bolian girl: Dr Xavier?
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Old May 21 2011, 09:42 PM   #6
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Picard: Force-fields up full, lock phasers on target.
Riker: Noooooooo, bellaaaayyyy that phaasserrr ooorrderrrr
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The photocopier failed to meet the demand for signed photos...
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Old May 21 2011, 09:43 PM   #7
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Alien: Am I alive?

Picard: Not for long. Mister Worf.

Worf: Aye Sir.
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Old May 21 2011, 09:56 PM   #8
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ALIEN: Dude, wear a hat or something the glare off your head is killing me!
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Old May 21 2011, 10:04 PM   #9
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Not Picard: "Yo, Being of Light here. Count Iblis is evil as fuck."



Picard: (Sigh) "Again with the Romulans..."



Picard: "Thank god, after 12 days in this can, I need to take wicked piss. I miss our old shuttlecraft."



Emeril Picard: "BAM! Kicked it up a notch!"



Picard: "Wait, Numbah One. This is my favorite part."
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Old May 22 2011, 12:49 AM   #10
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Picard: "I hate getting stuck behind these big starships. You can't see a thing, and we're liable to be here all afternoon."
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Old May 22 2011, 01:59 AM   #11
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Picard decided that from now on he'd better stick with store-bought gifts.
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Old May 22 2011, 04:01 AM   #12
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Picard: "James T. Kirk, I can't hear the sound of how awesome you are over the sound of how awesome I am!"




Picard: "No, Will, don't fire! Although he may be a deranged, megalomaniacal criminal now, he was once a great and noble man! He deserves better than to be dispatched by that tiny little pussified weapon!"
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Old May 22 2011, 04:21 AM   #13
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DATA: I fail to find the humor in the way the ship slows down but then as we approach, it speeds up.
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Old May 22 2011, 04:23 PM   #14
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Picard: "Will, don't be so fast in pulling the trigger. Lwaxana still owes me a sh*tload of money."
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Old May 23 2011, 07:32 AM   #15
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Well Mr. Crusher you had quite the busy day...






Hubbel: Helm not responding Sir! It's been disabled.
Riker: Damn Wesley!





Picard: Ensign Crusher you will cease evasive maneuvers immediately.
Data: Damn Wesley!!



Beverly(off-screen): Jean-Luc be careful that is one of Wes' experiments!
Picard: Damn Wesley!!



Picard: No Will, just stun him! If you kill him he won't learn nothing!
Riker: Damn!
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