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Old May 18 2011, 01:15 AM   #1
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Trek Humor?

I normally lurk but I signed up to link to something I found funny. Obviously someone with actual trek knowledge - I'll leave it up to you guys as whether it is funny or not:

Even in Star Trek, patients should always read the label and package inserts

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The Federation's Most Wanted

Makes me want to come up with stuff like that too - but so far nothing has occurred to me.
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Old May 19 2011, 07:18 PM   #2
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Re: Trek Humor?

Didn't find it too amusing, sorry.
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Old May 20 2011, 12:10 AM   #3
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Re: Trek Humor?

Here's one, better than the OP's awful links..

Q. Why was Star Trek so successful?

A. It had all the good Genes.
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Old May 20 2011, 01:15 AM   #4
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Re: Trek Humor?

Green Shirt wrote: View Post
Didn't find it too amusing, sorry.
I liked the "Cordrazine" reference. Nice and obscure...
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Old May 20 2011, 01:17 AM   #5
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Re: Trek Humor?

Q: How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

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Old May 20 2011, 02:14 AM   #6
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There once was a captain named Kirk
Who flew around wearing a smirk.
A Klingon named Kang
Fired disrupters and BANG!
Now the galaxy's rid of that jerk!
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Old May 22 2011, 06:40 AM   #7
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There once was a captain named Kirk
Who flew around wearing a smirk.
A Klingon named Kang
Fired disrupters and BANG!
Now the galaxy's rid of that jerk!
I think I heard that one before - got anything original?
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