Trek Humor?

zilla1126 · May 18 2011, 01:15 AM

I normally lurk but I signed up to link to something I found funny. Obviously someone with actual trek knowledge - I'll leave it up to you guys as whether it is funny or not:

Even in Star Trek, patients should always read the label and package inserts

and

The Federation's Most Wanted

Makes me want to come up with stuff like that too - but so far nothing has occurred to me.

Green Shirt · May 19 2011, 07:18 PM

Didn't find it too amusing, sorry.

teacake · May 20 2011, 12:10 AM

Here's one, better than the OP's awful links..

Q. Why was Star Trek so successful?

A. It had all the good Genes.

zilla1126 · May 20 2011, 01:15 AM

Green Shirt wrote:

Didn't find it too amusing, sorry.

I liked the "Cordrazine" reference. Nice and obscure...

GNDN · May 20 2011, 01:17 AM

Q: How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Tiberius · May 20 2011, 02:14 AM

There once was a captain named Kirk
Who flew around wearing a smirk.
A Klingon named Kang
Fired disrupters and BANG!
Now the galaxy's rid of that jerk!

zilla1126 · May 22 2011, 06:40 AM

Tiberius wrote:

There once was a captain named Kirk
Who flew around wearing a smirk.
A Klingon named Kang
Fired disrupters and BANG!
Now the galaxy's rid of that jerk!

I think I heard that one before - got anything original?

May 18 2011, 01:15 AM	#1
zilla1126 Cadet	Trek Humor? I normally lurk but I signed up to link to something I found funny. Obviously someone with actual trek knowledge - I'll leave it up to you guys as whether it is funny or not: Even in Star Trek, patients should always read the label and package inserts and The Federation's Most Wanted Makes me want to come up with stuff like that too - but so far nothing has occurred to me.

May 19 2011, 07:18 PM	#2
Green Shirt Fleet Captain Location: 21206	Re: Trek Humor? Didn't find it too amusing, sorry. __________________ Yellow this, yellow that, yellow everywhere. Its not easy being green.

May 20 2011, 12:10 AM	#3
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Trek Humor? Here's one, better than the OP's awful links.. Q. Why was Star Trek so successful? A. It had all the good Genes. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

May 20 2011, 01:17 AM	#5
GNDN Commodore Location: Geosyncrhonous orbit over NJ	Re: Trek Humor? Q: How many ears does Captain Kirk have? A: Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear. __________________ "It’s like we’ve set up Khan* as some perfect ex-girlfriend/boyfriend who dumped us a long time ago, and we compare everyone we date to Khan. We’ll never be happy if we do this!"* - Ryan Britt

May 20 2011, 02:14 AM	#6
Tiberius Commodore	Re: Trek Humor? There once was a captain named Kirk Who flew around wearing a smirk. A Klingon named Kang Fired disrupters and BANG! Now the galaxy's rid of that jerk! __________________ The Best of Both Worlds eBook \| Every episode of Trek in viewing order Tiberius

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