New Comic Caption Contest! "Random Stuff"

[King Daniel]

First, last time's winners (*cue drumroll*)...

Deranged Nasat wrote:

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Pirate Riker: The Council of Rikers has spoken! Beardless Riker, you're on dramatic posing duty. Imzadi Riker, you're on the womanizing shift. Rhythmic Riker, you'll play the trombone. Solemn Riker...continue what you're doing".

Christopher wrote:

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UHURA: Go on, lie down already.
BLAISE: No, I'd rather not get grass in my cleavage.
UHURA: Well, you're the one who forgot to bring beach towels!

Herkimer Jitty wrote:

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Spock: "As you made a query earlier, we have provided extensive calculations and visual aid. In short-"

Mirror Spock: "In short, this diagram explains in great detail, why we cannot have nice things."

Mysterion wrote:

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CAPTION: Due to transporter malfunction, the Enterprise crew finds themselves outside of Cairo in 2011!

KIRK: Look! Riots! Let's go break some stuff!

McCOY: But, Captain, the Temporal Prime Directive....aw, the hell with it! Let's kick some butts!

You are all...

[King Daniel]

And now... "Random Stuff"

Picard, Wesley and Troi chat to Riker:


Janeway has a few words for Seven:


McCoy and Scotty:


Data, Geordi and an alien:

[Deranged Nasat]

Thanks for the win



Janeway: "Thinks his little bash in the Mess Hall is more appealing than "Janeway Presents: Fingerpuppet Mayhem" does he? Ha!.....Well, Chakotay may have enticed the rest of the crew, but you loyal folk know where the action is, right team?"



McCoy: "*Groan*...can someone tell me why our speech bubbles are now starkly rectangular? That's just giving me headaches...those hard edges and foreboding lines...and that point! It could have someone's eye out!"

Scotty: "Spock said a more rigid and precise dialogue was a logical improvement. If you want, we can go set off a stink bomb in his personal science lab".

[Mysterion]

Thanknks for the Win!!

Janeway: "You people just can't handle the sheer awsomeness that is Kathy Janeway! I'm an F-18 deploying my ordnance! Check it, Annika Hansen (her real name!)! I love violently and hate violently! There is NO middle! I have tiger blood! You all just pale in comparison!

(pause)

WINNING!"

[JD]

KingDaniel wrote:

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Janeway has a few words for Seven:

Two fingers Seven, two whole fingers.......

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: Did the artist leave enough room at the top of the panel for all our dialog?

PICARD: I'm sure its more than adequate, Number One.

TROI: Duck down a bit Wes....

WESLEY: hey!!!!

Janeway has a few words for Seven:


JANEWAY: And those words are: Sod off!

[SicOne]

And now... "Random Stuff"

Picard, Wesley and Troi chat to Riker:


Picardude!
Troiude?
WesleyUUUUUUDE!!!

Riker:Oh, so I shaved the beard off; shut the hell up!

Janeway has a few words for Seven:


Janeway:Time for your mandatory menage-a-trois training, Seven; go with Chakotay and B'Elanna. Do it twice!

McCoy and Scotty:


McCoy:Jeezus H Christ, my head! Romulan ale always kicks my ass!
Scotty:Next time try single-malt scotch, you pussy!

[King Daniel]

A last-ditch bump before the mercy killing...



Riker: What's with the jacket?
Picard: Captain's perogative!
Troi: Have you seen Wesley's future-sailor suit?
Wesley: Mom made me!


Janeway: This is what I think of you and your attitude, Seven.



Data: DATA SMASH!!
Geordi: Oh god, not again!

[Deranged Nasat]

Riker: "But why do I have to go?"

Picard: "Anyone who is truly useful to this ship can't be risked on the away mission. Data says there's a 90% chance of death and that 'there's an obvious replacement for First Officer anyway, hint, hint'"

Troi: "Bring me back some chocolate!"

Wesley: "Before you ask, the Traveller wrote me a note".

[Christopher]

I've been trying to come up with a gag about how Janeway looks like an anime character in that panel, but nothing good has come to me. "Seven, I choose you?"

[King Daniel]

*loads gun*
Here we go...

SicOne wrote:

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Picardude!
Troiude?
WesleyUUUUUUDE!!!

Riker:Oh, so I shaved the beard off; shut the hell up!

Perhaps the Janeway that Peter David envisioned when writing Before Dishonor:

Mysterion wrote:

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Janeway: "You people just can't handle the sheer awsomeness that is Kathy Janeway! I'm an F-18 deploying my ordnance! Check it, Annika Hansen (her real name!)! I love violently and hate violently! There is NO middle! I have tiger blood! You all just pale in comparison!

(pause)

WINNING!"

Deranged Nasat wrote:

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McCoy: "*Groan*...can someone tell me why our speech bubbles are now starkly rectangular? That's just giving me headaches...those hard edges and foreboding lines...and that point! It could have someone's eye out!"

Scotty: "Spock said a more rigid and precise dialogue was a logical improvement. If you want, we can go set off a stink bomb in his personal science lab".

KingDaniel wrote:

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Data: DATA SMASH!!
Geordi: Oh god, not again!

Yes, I gave myself the last win. 'Coz I was the only one who tried.

You are all the final round of...


And now...




*BANG!*

/caption contest dies.

[Deranged Nasat]

It will live on fondly in our memories. Thanks for briefly resurrecting it, KingDaniel.

[SicOne]

Caption contest dies forever?

[Lanny77]

Scotty, play us out

[King Daniel]

^Nice

Deranged Nasat wrote:

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It will live on fondly in our memories. Thanks for briefly resurrecting it, KingDaniel.

No problem. It was fun.

SicOne wrote:

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Caption contest dies forever?

Let's just say it's died a sci-fi death for now.


Thanks for playing, everyone!