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Old March 10 2011, 02:46 AM   #31
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Re: Star Trek Next Generation: A XXX Parody

lol whut
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Old March 10 2011, 04:55 AM   #32
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I have see hustler's this aint star trek xxx,it has sasha grey as a hot vulcan female in the pon farr and does kirk on the transporter pad.hope this one will be just as good.
Good? The sex scenes aside, "This Ain't Star Trek" was absolutely stupid. This new movie should surpass it by leaps and bounds, considering their budget and talent.

(Actually, the guy who plays Bones in "TAST" is actually pretty good, and funny too. He's obviously an actual actor and not a porn star, as he has no sex scenes and can actually act.)
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Old March 10 2011, 05:10 AM   #33
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There have been dozens of XXX parodies lately. See http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...xx+parody&aq=f
I have the Batman one. It's surprisingly good. Who knew Randy Spears could do such a great Caesar Romero?
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Old April 14 2011, 05:32 AM   #34
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The official trailer for the movie is here:

http://axxxparody.com/startrekxxx/

(completely SFW, no nudity or sex)

It actually looks good, from a production standpoint. And the modelwork is nothing short of amazing, considering this is a porn movie. Their Enterprise-D (crooked window placement aside) looks better than the one used in the actual show.
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Old April 14 2011, 07:49 AM   #35
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Holy zapping flack.
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Old April 14 2011, 08:42 AM   #36
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I've been waiting ages to see a proper trailer. From what I can see of the ship, it looks great. I wasn't very impressed with their Picard impersonator. He doesn't even have the right kind of accent. I was expecting more considering their got an impersonator, and not a porn actor.
Looks like it has good CG and an attempt at some kind of actual storyline. Usually these SFW porn trailers are still obviously just setups for the sex, but this trailer just looked like a Star Trek episode.
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Old April 14 2011, 02:46 PM   #37
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I've been waiting ages to see a proper trailer. From what I can see of the ship, it looks great. I wasn't very impressed with their Picard impersonator. He doesn't even have the right kind of accent. I was expecting more considering their got an impersonator, and not a porn actor.
But he's not just a non-porn actor, he's probably not an actor whatsoever, other than a look-alike. And yeah, I suppose he could have made more of an attempt to actually sound like Picard, but again that would require an acting ability this guy just might not possess.

Looks like it has good CG and an attempt at some kind of actual storyline. Usually these SFW porn trailers are still obviously just setups for the sex, but this trailer just looked like a Star Trek episode.
I was under the impression that the models are actual physical models, not CGI, since it was stated that they were filmed behind a greenscreen. But the CGI VFX are astounding for what it is. I hope there's a behind the scenes section that shows the set construction and modelwork.

What little I saw of him, I think the guy who plays Riker has the character spot-on. Even Tasha was pretty convincing. Data wasn't exactly like Spiner, but close enough IMHO (if you're so inclined, Google "Sex Trek 4" to see a horrendously horrible and cheap version of a TNG porn, but the guy who plays Data looks and acts so much like Spiner, it's uncanny).
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I've been waiting ages to see a proper trailer. From what I can see of the ship, it looks great. I wasn't very impressed with their Picard impersonator. He doesn't even have the right kind of accent. I was expecting more considering their got an impersonator, and not a porn actor.
But he's not just a non-porn actor, he's probably not an actor whatsoever, other than a look-alike. And yeah, I suppose he could have made more of an attempt to actually sound like Picard, but again that would require an acting ability this guy just might not possess.

Looks like it has good CG and an attempt at some kind of actual storyline. Usually these SFW porn trailers are still obviously just setups for the sex, but this trailer just looked like a Star Trek episode.
I was under the impression that the models are actual physical models, not CGI, since it was stated that they were filmed behind a greenscreen. But the CGI VFX are astounding for what it is. I hope there's a behind the scenes section that shows the set construction and modelwork.

What little I saw of him, I think the guy who plays Riker has the character spot-on. Even Tasha was pretty convincing. Data wasn't exactly like Spiner, but close enough IMHO (if you're so inclined, Google "Sex Trek 4" to see a horrendously horrible and cheap version of a TNG porn, but the guy who plays Data looks and acts so much like Spiner, it's uncanny).
I was just assuming that the background planets and phasers etc were CG. Either way they looked great.
And I got the impression that the guy playing Picard had done acting, although I can't find any links for that, and the wording in what I have found has been ambiguous at best, so maybe he was just hired as a look-alike rather than a true impersonator.
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Old April 14 2011, 06:44 PM   #39
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This is the first time I've ever seen a porn trailer where it actually left me wanting to find out how the story turns out! It actually looks like an immaculately made fan film and appears to have a better, more intriguing plot than the last two TNG movies. There's barely any hint that it's porn. Crusher and Picard kiss and so do Data and Tasha, but we've seen that in regular TNG episodes too.
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Old April 14 2011, 10:28 PM   #40
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I am kind of at a loss, but I have to completely agree.
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Old April 15 2011, 08:17 AM   #41
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Em... how does this fly under the parody defence that is used by pornographic companies to do this sort of thing? Where the actual parody in this? it looks like straight forward ripoff with some added sex.

Having said that, for this sort of thing the production values look pretty great - I bet a cut version with all the sex cut out will be floating around the web before you know it!
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Old April 15 2011, 02:15 PM   #42
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Em... how does this fly under the parody defence that is used by pornographic companies to do this sort of thing? Where the actual parody in this? it looks like straight forward ripoff with some added sex.
The definition of parody is when you make fun of the thing you're trying to imitate. By that definition, no, this is not a true parody. However, I'd rather see this than something juvenile that makes fun of TNG. And I'm sure the producers of this "parody" thought the same thing. I'll bet they'll make more sales off this particular movie in their collection than all the others combined. I mean, would anyone here actually purchase a DVD or Blu-ray of "Scooby-Doo XXX"?

Having said that, for this sort of thing the production values look pretty great - I bet a cut version with all the sex cut out will be floating around the web before you know it!
I believe the movie already has the option to watch a censored version.
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Old April 15 2011, 03:57 PM   #43
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Aren't all XXX movies a parody?

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Old April 15 2011, 05:16 PM   #44
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Em... how does this fly under the parody defence that is used by pornographic companies to do this sort of thing? Where the actual parody in this? it looks like straight forward ripoff with some added sex.
The definition of parody is when you make fun of the thing you're trying to imitate. By that definition, no, this is not a true parody. However, I'd rather see this than something juvenile that makes fun of TNG. And I'm sure the producers of this "parody" thought the same thing. I'll bet they'll make more sales off this particular movie in their collection than all the others combined.
Without a fair-use defence based on parody, what's to stop Paramount suing them into the ground?
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Without a fair-use defence based on parody, what's to stop Paramount suing them into the ground?
I have no idea what kind of agreement the porn company has with Paramount. I'm guessing there has to be something though; otherwise it's as you are implying: They're essentially making a fan film of TNG and selling it. Since you could say that about all their parody titles, I'd bet they have permission to do this.
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