How is Janeway sexy? - Page 30

teacake · February 18 2011, 08:58 AM

Valeris wrote:

I wonder...what was Kathryn and Mark Johnson's relationship like?

Traditional and homey. Like the dog.

Thank god she escaped all that and got to go assimilate with the Borg!!

HoneyBLilly · February 18 2011, 09:00 AM

teacake wrote:

mairbeariepie wrote:

teacake wrote:

As soon as I saw Ezri in her first appearance I loved her. Jadzia was a good character but I didn't have a huge attachment to her. I'm a huge Ezri fan, I think the actor was sooo good and they really used her well for that last season.

I refused to watch the last season of DS9. For me Jadzia was Wonder Woman next to Janeway's Batgirl. They were both incredible inspirations.

So I didn't become attached to Ezri until I finally watched it back in 2005 but I instantly loved her.

teacake wrote:

Jadzia and Julian--she toyed with him too much I think, she wouldn't have respected him. He was just a really cute boy to her.

You mean like how Janeway sometimes used Chakotay's infatuation for her? Lol. And they were just cute, no real potential.

Yes, though Jadzia was far more overt about it. Really why should she give a f-- , she's been married and had lovers for 8 lifetimes. She'll toy if she wishes, LOL. I think she knew she needed a challenge and Worf was the man!

Janeway's Batgirl..that's an interesting one.

I realized one day in World of Warcraft that Lady Sylvanas's voice sounds a lot like Janeways and perhaps that why I was so smitten with her

Anyway.. I'd love to see someone do a pic of Janeway as Sylvanas. (the bat reference brought this to mind).

True. Still cry when Worf does that gut-wrenching scream after she dies.

And Batgirl was the first name that came to mind. I've never seen Supergirl.

And I'd volunteer to do that pic but my Photoshop skills are horrid.

Dancing Doctor · February 18 2011, 09:02 AM

mairbeariepie wrote:

Valeris wrote:

I wonder...what was Kathryn and Mark Johnson's relationship like?

He seemed very cool and collected. Not at all like Janeway who is scattered and hot-headed. I'm sure they loved each other but it seemed much more of a platonic relationship.

teacake wrote:

Valeris wrote:

I wonder...what was Kathryn and Mark Johnson's relationship like?

Traditional and homey. Like the dog.

Thank god she escaped all that and got to go assimilate with the Borg!!

Those all sound good to me!

I was always surprised about her engagement. She didn't seem like the type...

Also, Here's a site that's hilarious, and has an article on Janeway

froot · February 18 2011, 09:22 AM

teacake wrote:

Valeris wrote:

I wonder...what was Kathryn and Mark Johnson's relationship like?

Traditional and homey. Like the dog.

The book "Mosaic" would imply this as well. They got along pretty well for most of her life, but she always considered him nerdy and boring when she was younger.

She didn't go for Mark until Justin (who was much more feisty) died. The way the book makes it sound, she needed someone steady after what happened. Probably why she got engaged to him.

teacake · February 18 2011, 09:22 AM

"Janeway, Captain Kathryn "Kate" is the eldest of two daughters of Admiral Janeway, who survived The Rapture."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dancing Doctor · February 18 2011, 09:24 AM

"Surrender your coffee or prepare to be destroyed. Resistance is measured in Ohms."(Repeated as long as she will make hails)

teacake · February 18 2011, 09:33 AM

Janeway vs Kirk

"16. Kirk nailed everything that moved. Janeway had to create her perfect man on the Holodeck, her standards are that high. "

Dancing Doctor · February 18 2011, 09:33 AM

"Janeway is rumored to be God. The evidence according to half a source for this rumor is overwhelming"

teacake · February 18 2011, 09:40 AM

Janeway vs Picard

"Q asked Janeway to run away with him and she refused. Q asked Picard's girlfriend to run away with him and she accepted. "

(This always cracked me up, Picard's ONE lover in 7 years leaves him for Q.)

froot · February 18 2011, 09:41 AM

Oh, no, uncyclopedia :x

I'm pretty sure that entire thing is created by 4chan runoff, lol

teacake · February 18 2011, 09:44 AM

They are scum but sometimes they are funny scum.

"I have had enough from you and your temporal prime directive talk... I'll cause paradox as I please."

Dancing Doctor · February 18 2011, 09:46 AM

"Another great thing about being 70,000 light years away from the nearest Starfleet vessel is that once we finally get back to Earth, we can makeup bullshit stories. Off the top of my head: "We met Amelia Earhart," "We singlehandedly eliminated most of the Borg fleet." or "Paris and I turned into giant pink lizards and mated,""

One of my favorite quotes in Uncyclopedia's Janeway article?

Battle Tactics

Janeway always starts a battle by going to Red Alert (her euphamism for PMT). This is nothing more than saying: Red Alert!. The message given to the aliens is Want a piece of me, punk? The next action to do is initiate the Self-Destruct on the ship. At that point, she is invincible. It is now she kicks the ass of the Kazon, Vidiians, or Borg. Normally, to make sure that they endure less pain and humiliation, the Borg will then start firing at each other.

teacake · February 18 2011, 09:53 AM

The PMT thing is offensive.

(LOL, she says about a page with a J/7 bondage pic)

teacake · February 18 2011, 10:09 AM

"Oh Valeris.. read a little more from that primitive document you found about me.. the Buncylocpedia... "

Dancing Doctor · February 18 2011, 03:50 PM

teacake wrote:

The PMT thing is offensive.

I still don't know what "PMT" is...

*To Wikipedia!*

(LOL, she says about a page with a J/7 bondage pic)

Yeah. I went

when I saw that pick.

teacake wrote:

"Oh Valeris.. read a little more from that primitive document you found about me.. the Buncylocpedia... "

"Does the ship look powerful in this Bun?"

February 18 2011, 09:22 AM	#440
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: How is Janeway sexy? "Janeway, Captain Kathryn "Kate" is the eldest of two daughters of Admiral Janeway, who survived The Rapture." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

February 18 2011, 09:24 AM	#441
Dancing Doctor Admiral Location: At the Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound	Re: How is Janeway sexy? "Surrender your coffee or prepare to be destroyed. Resistance is measured in Ohms."(Repeated as long as she will make hails) __________________ ‎"Captain, we are being hailed. That is, if you don't mind...if it isn't too intrusive." Loyal member of the Militant Janeway True Path Devotees

February 18 2011, 09:33 AM	#442
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: How is Janeway sexy? Janeway vs Kirk "16. Kirk nailed everything that moved. Janeway had to create her perfect man on the Holodeck, her standards are that high. " __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

February 18 2011, 09:33 AM	#443
Dancing Doctor Admiral Location: At the Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound	Re: How is Janeway sexy? "Janeway is rumored to be God. The evidence according to half a source for this rumor is overwhelming" __________________ ‎"Captain, we are being hailed. That is, if you don't mind...if it isn't too intrusive." Loyal member of the Militant Janeway True Path Devotees

February 18 2011, 09:40 AM	#444
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: How is Janeway sexy? Janeway vs Picard "Q asked Janeway to run away with him and she refused. Q asked Picard's girlfriend to run away with him and she accepted. " (This always cracked me up, Picard's ONE lover in 7 years leaves him for Q.) __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

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February 18 2011, 09:41 AM	#445
froot Fleet Captain Location: Guarding the Compound with the Grey Wardens	Re: How is Janeway sexy? Oh, no, uncyclopedia :x I'm pretty sure that entire thing is created by 4chan runoff, lol

February 18 2011, 09:44 AM	#446
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: How is Janeway sexy? They are scum but sometimes they are funny scum. "I have had enough from you and your temporal prime directive talk... I'll cause paradox as I please." __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

February 18 2011, 09:53 AM	#448
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: How is Janeway sexy? The PMT thing is offensive. (LOL, she says about a page with a J/7 bondage pic) __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

February 18 2011, 10:09 AM	#449
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: How is Janeway sexy? "Oh Valeris.. read a little more from that primitive document you found about me.. the Buncylocpedia... " __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne