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Old January 8 2011, 01:04 AM   #31
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Re: Funniest Trek Quotes

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Partially for content, partially for Stewart's delivery:
You forgot the best line of all, as Lwaxana is sitting on Picard's lap :

"Set course for Betazed...WARP NINE!"
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Old January 8 2011, 05:55 PM   #32
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"I think I liked him better before he died." ~ Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: The Final Frontier
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Old January 8 2011, 09:56 PM   #33
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McCoy "You're proposing that we go back in time, find humpback whales, then bring them forwards in time, drop them off and hope the hell they tell this probe what to go do with itself."

Kirk "That's the idea."

McCoy "Well, that's crazy!"

From Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home
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Old January 8 2011, 10:12 PM   #34
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Jeez... some of these are hilarious quotes... others look like the script for entire scenes... kinda missing the point don't you think? Wouldn't that be better for. Funnniest scenes thread?


Funniest quote narg from DS9:

Money is money, but women are better.
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Old January 8 2011, 11:05 PM   #35
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Star Trek 3 SFS on board the Excelsior:

elevator voice: Level, please.
Scotty: Transporter room.
elevator voice: Thank you.
Scotty: Up your shaft.
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Old January 9 2011, 02:14 AM   #36
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Any time Lwaxana says "Mr. Woof".

Troi's line in "A Fistful of Datas" when she shows up in the Old West holodeck program. "Ah suggest y'all find anothuh line o' work..." Just hearing Marina talk like that is major .
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Old January 11 2011, 02:24 AM   #37
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Troi's line in "A Fistful of Datas" when she shows up in the Old West holodeck program. "Ah suggest y'all find anothuh line o' work..." Just hearing Marina talk like that is major .
In the same genre is Spock's "I would advise youse to shut up and keep dialin' " from A Piece of the Action.
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Old January 11 2011, 04:12 AM   #38
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^ Forgot about that one!

Spock makes a much more convincing mobster than Kirk does.

From "Bread and Circuses", the way the network guy threatens the soldier: "You bring the ratings down, and we'll do a SPECIAL on you!"
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