Trek comic caption contest #4: States of Undress

King Daniel · August 23 2010, 12:57 PM

Previously on Star Trek: The Comic Caption Contest...

SicOne wrote:

Spock Prime: "Quickly, Jim; this way! And why are you wearing sneakers on an ice planet?"
Kirk: (sotto voce) "I just figured it out, Spock...I don't necessarily need to outrun the monster; just YOU!"

Rat Boy wrote:

Spock: "I love you, but I hate you."

Bugs: *Angry bug noises*

Spock: "Damn, I was hoping that would work again."

Deranged Nasat wrote:

Klingon: "...and this "hurling faeces" you speak of. An intriguing technique - but is it an honourable attack?"

Ape: "We've never had any complaints, sir. We think most of our foes were too embarrassed".

Klingon: "The Empire will update its tactics accordingly".

And an awesome double win:

Milo Bloom wrote:

ncc71877 wrote:

McCoy: Oh God. Nurse Chaple just beat the hell out of me.
But, if I tell... (whmper) oh god.

Kirk (off-screen): Bones? What happen--

Bones: I fell down some stairs!

YOU ARE ALL...

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And now..."States of Undress"

kkozoriz1 · August 23 2010, 05:33 PM

Y M C A!

Daddy Todd · August 23 2010, 07:09 PM

kkozoriz1 wrote:

Y M C A!

And we have a winner, folks!

Christopher · August 23 2010, 07:21 PM

CAROL: "I keep telling you, Jim! You can't reprogram the simulator to cheat on a pregnancy test!"
KIRK: "Watch me!"

INTERCOM: "Captain Picard to the bridge! Emergency!"
PICARD: "The hell with that! I'm having too much fun bouncing on my new waterbed!"

ORION: "Why so surprised? This is the traditional ending for an Orion lap dance!"
KIRK: "I thought that was just Marta!"

ENSEMBLE FOR THE STARFLEET PRODUCTION OF THE FULL MONTY (singing): "Beezoooeeezzz or beezoooain't my baby?"

JD · August 23 2010, 08:00 PM

Oh, no Picard is about to give us the whole Britney Spears.

Nerys Myk · August 23 2010, 10:03 PM

PICARD: Damn it, another trip to sick bay! Stupid blue pills!

Nerys Myk · August 23 2010, 10:06 PM

ROMULAN COMMANDER: Beam off their clothes! Its the only way to find the human spy!

JD · August 23 2010, 10:27 PM

Ok, am I the only one wondering what the guy on the right is doing?

kkozoriz1 · August 24 2010, 01:43 AM

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

SicOne · August 24 2010, 02:44 AM

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CAROL: "Where are you going, why are you leaving, after all that we've been through?...Won't you think of me, I'll think of you, don't throw it all away!...I'll quit my job, I'll have your children, you'll work hard, I'll spend your millions! Hey, no pressure, you've got time, just DON'T MAKE ME WAIT!!!" (with apologies to Meredith Brooks)

KIRK: "Sweet jumpin' Jeezus...Kirk to Enterprise, ONE to beam up!"

PICARD: "Merde! Pissed the bed again! Gotta watch that Chateau Picard 2343; does it every time... Getting older sucks!"

COMPUTER: "Captain, excessive moisture sensors indicate that you have pissed the bed yet again. You must watch that Chateau Picard 2343; it does it to you every single time. You're not getting any younger, you know."

ORION: "Why haven't you called me! You know how jealous that makes us Orion women!"

KIRK: "Motherfu-"

"We LOVE our group-sized Barbarella-style Orgasmotron! Hit us again, Scotty!"

Deranged Nasat · August 24 2010, 12:24 PM

Thanks for the win.

Carol: "Now don't be angry, Jim, but I just spoke to Admiral Nogura, and he complemented me most flirtingly on my dress...Jim, I said don't be angry!"

Kirk: "Kirk SMASH!!!"

"Captain's log, stardate 2844.5. The patented "blankie" technology suggested by Mr. La Forge seems to have been effective. I have remained safe and secure all night, and sensors currently reveal no sign of the boogeyman aboard".

Deranged Nasat · August 24 2010, 12:29 PM

Orion: "See?! Termites! And you told me, quite specifically, that Mr. Spock's entomology lab was totally secure!"

Kirk: "It's your own fault for having a wooden cutlass! What sort of assassin are you, anyway?!"

Christopher · August 24 2010, 01:28 PM

^Why would there be termites in a lab devoted to word origins? Methinks you meant "entomology," the study of insects.

SicOne · August 24 2010, 02:05 PM

^ cue the meaty thwack of a nun's ruler across a recalcitrant student's hands

Deranged Nasat · August 24 2010, 02:15 PM

Christopher wrote:

^Why would there be termites in a lab devoted to word origins? Methinks you meant "entomology," the study of insects.

D'oh. Yeah, typo. Never caption while tired or you make silly mistakes like that. I'll edit in a correction.

August 23 2010, 08:00 PM	#5
JD Admiral Location: Arizona, USA	Re: Trek comic caption contest #4: States of Undress Oh, no Picard is about to give us the whole Britney Spears. __________________ Over the course of many encounters and many years, I have successfully developed a standard operating procedure for dealing with big, nasty monsters. Run away. Me and Monty Python. Harry Dresden - Blood Rites (The Dresden Files #6)

August 23 2010, 10:03 PM	#6
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Trek comic caption contest #4: States of Undress PICARD: Damn it, another trip to sick bay! Stupid blue pills! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

August 23 2010, 10:06 PM	#7
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Trek comic caption contest #4: States of Undress ROMULAN COMMANDER: Beam off their clothes! Its the only way to find the human spy! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

August 23 2010, 10:27 PM	#8
JD Admiral Location: Arizona, USA	Re: Trek comic caption contest #4: States of Undress Ok, am I the only one wondering what the guy on the right is doing? __________________ Over the course of many encounters and many years, I have successfully developed a standard operating procedure for dealing with big, nasty monsters. Run away. Me and Monty Python. Harry Dresden - Blood Rites (The Dresden Files #6)

August 24 2010, 01:43 AM	#9
kkozoriz1 Fleet Captain Location: Centrelea, Nova Scotia	Re: Trek comic caption contest #4: States of Undress Boldly going where no man has gone before.

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August 23 2010, 07:21 PM	#4
Christopher Writer	Re: Trek comic caption contest #4: States of Undress CAROL: "I keep telling you, Jim! You can't reprogram the simulator to cheat on a pregnancy test!" KIRK: "Watch me!" INTERCOM: "Captain Picard to the bridge! Emergency!" PICARD: "The hell with that! I'm having too much fun bouncing on my new waterbed!" ORION: "Why so surprised? This is the traditional ending for an Orion lap dance!" KIRK: "I thought that was just Marta!" ENSEMBLE FOR THE STARFLEET PRODUCTION OF THE FULL MONTY (singing): "Beezoooeeezzz or beezoooain't my baby?" __________________ Christopher L. Bennett Homepage -- Includes purchasing links for Only Superhuman, on sale now! Updated 12/30/12 with annotations for the novel. Written Worlds -- My blog

August 24 2010, 02:44 AM	#10
SicOne Fleet Captain Location: Omaha, NE	Re: Trek comic caption contest #4: States of Undress ] CAROL: "Where are you going, why are you leaving, after all that we've been through?...Won't you think of me, I'll think of you, don't throw it all away!...I'll quit my job, I'll have your children, you'll work hard, I'll spend your millions! Hey, no pressure, you've got time, just DON'T MAKE ME WAIT!!!" (with apologies to Meredith Brooks) KIRK: "Sweet jumpin' Jeezus...Kirk to Enterprise, ONE to beam up!" PICARD: "Merde! Pissed the bed again! Gotta watch that Chateau Picard 2343; does it every time... Getting older sucks!" COMPUTER: "Captain, excessive moisture sensors indicate that you have pissed the bed yet again. You must watch that Chateau Picard 2343; it does it to you every single time. You're not getting any younger, you know." ORION: "Why haven't you called me! You know how jealous that makes us Orion women!" KIRK: "Motherfu-" "We LOVE our group-sized Barbarella-style Orgasmotron! Hit us again, Scotty!"

August 24 2010, 12:24 PM	#11
Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Location: Warped off into the sunset. With fond memories of most of you, and not a little sorrow at leaving.	Re: Trek comic caption contest #4: States of Undress Thanks for the win. Carol: "Now don't be angry, Jim, but I just spoke to Admiral Nogura, and he complemented me most flirtingly on my dress...Jim, I said don't be angry!" Kirk: "Kirk SMASH!!!" "Captain's log, stardate 2844.5. The patented "blankie" technology suggested by Mr. La Forge seems to have been effective. I have remained safe and secure all night, and sensors currently reveal no sign of the boogeyman aboard". __________________ We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away.

August 24 2010, 12:29 PM	#12
Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Location: Warped off into the sunset. With fond memories of most of you, and not a little sorrow at leaving.	Re: Trek comic caption contest #4: States of Undress Orion: "See?! Termites! And you told me, quite specifically, that Mr. Spock's entomology lab was totally secure!" Kirk: "It's your own fault for having a wooden cutlass! What sort of assassin are you, anyway?!" __________________ We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away. Last edited by Deranged Nasat; August 24 2010 at 02:15 PM.

August 24 2010, 01:28 PM	#13
Christopher Writer	Re: Trek comic caption contest #4: States of Undress ^Why would there be termites in a lab devoted to word origins? Methinks you meant "entomology," the study of insects. __________________ Christopher L. Bennett Homepage -- Includes purchasing links for Only Superhuman, on sale now! Updated 12/30/12 with annotations for the novel. Written Worlds -- My blog

August 24 2010, 02:05 PM	#14
SicOne Fleet Captain Location: Omaha, NE	Re: Trek comic caption contest #4: States of Undress ^ cue the meaty thwack of a nun's ruler across a recalcitrant student's hands