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Old July 22 2010, 11:10 AM   #1
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My Pet's Cuter Than Yours, So Suck It

It's been a pretty depressing year at Casa del Locutus, so we decided to do something nice for ourselves and adopted a four-month-old female Domestic Shorthaired tabby kitten from the local animal shelter.

I present thee Lilly, Destroyer of Worlds (but we're just going to call her Lilly until her plans for global domination have come to fruition, so as not to give her an over-inflated ego or anything):




Notice how she has already claimed that ratty looking sandal as her own territory in preparation for the mass devastation to come? She is truly a fearsome beast.

I originally wanted to name her "Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia" (Gozer for short) but the damn hippie communists in my house overruled me and went with a slightly less dread-inspiring name. I mean, Lilly is good too, but I tried to explain to them that it's kind of odd to give a cat a name that sounds like a flower that is toxic to cats. But what do I know?

So, where was I? Oh yeah, my pet's cuter than yours. Go ahead and post pictures of your uglier animals in a pathetic attempt at upstaging Lilly's rightful dominance, or just bask in the light of her glorious cuteness and pray that that is enough to save you when her reign of terror begins.
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Old July 22 2010, 11:17 AM   #2
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i present, Shade the Alpha cat.

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Old July 22 2010, 12:13 PM   #3
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Re: My Pet's Cuter Than Yours, So Suck It

The OP is a pretty damn cute cat. I'll have to try to get a picture of the very attractive not-quite-stray that's quasi-adopted us, and see if I can one-up you.
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Old July 22 2010, 12:42 PM   #4
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Cats only have 3 expressions: awake, asleep and pissed off. Dogs, on the other hand, have 4.
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Old July 22 2010, 12:58 PM   #5
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Re: My Pet's Cuter Than Yours, So Suck It

My Pet's Cuter Than Yours
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Old July 22 2010, 02:10 PM   #6
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Cats only have 3 expressions: awake, asleep and pissed off. Dogs, on the other hand, have 4.
Cats have a wide variety of expressions. My favorite is "Are you fucking serious?"
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Old July 22 2010, 02:25 PM   #7
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I am so not a cat person. Give me my trusty Lab by my side and I'm a happy man.
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Old July 22 2010, 02:30 PM   #8
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Cats only have 3 expressions: awake, asleep and pissed off. Dogs, on the other hand, have 4.
Cats have a wide variety of expressions. My favorite is "Are you fucking serious?"
You're just anthropomorphosing a complete lack of expression into whatever you want it to be. Trust me. I have a cat. I know what I'm talking about.
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Old July 22 2010, 02:33 PM   #9
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Cats only have 3 expressions: awake, asleep and pissed off. Dogs, on the other hand, have 4.
Cats have a wide variety of expressions. My favorite is "Are you fucking serious?"
They also have the expression: "If I had opposable thumbs, I would flip you the finger..."
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Old July 22 2010, 03:44 PM   #10
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I'm horribly allergic to cats, so these pictures are as close as I can come to cats in real life. While the cats are cute, I like my Dachshund better.

So, I guess that means that I prefer my wiener over your pussy.
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Old July 22 2010, 03:50 PM   #11
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I'm horribly allergic to cats, so these pictures are as close as I can come to cats in real life. While the cats are cute, I like my Dachshund better.
Hmmm, you are of course aware that those are the most cat-like of all dogs!
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Old July 22 2010, 03:52 PM   #12
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She's adorable! Take lots of pics because they grow so fast! I'm also glad you decided to adopt from a shelter. Good call.
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Old July 22 2010, 05:27 PM   #13
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She's adorable! Take lots of pics because they grow so fast! I'm also glad you decided to adopt from a shelter. Good call.
Thanks.

I'm trying to type this right now (with limited success) as she's sleeping on my chest, in fact.
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Old July 22 2010, 05:33 PM   #14
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Haha I know that feeling. Comet used to wrap himself around my neck! Cats also seem to love sitting on keyboards and laptops, particularly if you're paying more attention to the computer than to them.
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Old July 22 2010, 05:36 PM   #15
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So, I guess that means that I prefer my wiener over your pussy.
Damn, apparently I too prefer wiener to pussy. I gotta go home and rethink my life.





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