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Old July 19 2010, 04:49 AM   #1
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Bad Joke of the Day

To spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short
skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments
she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks,
"Are you wearing crotch-less panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."


He never heard the gunshot.
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Old July 19 2010, 07:42 AM   #2
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would've helped if you'd included the first part of the joke.
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Old July 19 2010, 09:45 AM   #3
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Re: Bad Joke of the Day

Fail.
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Old July 19 2010, 02:59 PM   #4
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Epic...fail.
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Old July 20 2010, 01:59 AM   #5
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Re: Bad Joke of the Day

captcalhoun wrote: View Post
would've helped if you'd included the first part of the joke.
Sorry thats all I got in the mail.
and for the rest I did say in the thread title "BAD Joke" I kew it would fail,
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Old July 20 2010, 07:44 AM   #6
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Re: Bad Joke of the Day

And we're done. Johnny, start a general joke thread and then bump it every once in a while if you want, but starting a new thread every time you get one bad joke in your inbox is a bit much.
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