Was Ezri Dax too flat chested?

[JTK1]

Flat chested nah, I'm sure she was a handful of fun

[RobertScorpio]

And the fact she survived her sexual romp with Worf, at least I think they did it, is proof of her strength and stamina.

Rob

[TheGodBen]

Oh for crying out loud... STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD!

To anyone taking to OP seriously, don't! This is a one of a series of troll threads started by some idiot that was banned for spamming the board with nonsense topics last November. Some other fine examples include:

Worf's penis
Would Vampires make DS9 better?
Would Hooters run Quarks Bar out of business?
Did Sisko use Gillette to shave his head?
Would Miles O’Brien make a good DS9 Pope?

So, for anybody who found the original post objectionable and found that they had to comment to defend Ezri's honour... don't! You're falling victim to a troll that was banned months ago!

Mr. Scott wrote:

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The girl who played Leeta was the "big boob" person especially later in the seasons.

You're in violation of arbitrary board rule #297: No discussing Chase Masterson without pre-approval by a mod. As a board member it is my duty to flag your post, but due to the absurdity of innocent commenters having the fear of T'Bonz put into them while obvious troll threads like this one are left open, I have decided not to do so in this case. Consider yourself lucky that I have a moderate degree of sanity.

[JTK1]

Don't let it worry you ...........
If it was soooooo bad the mods would have locked it .

BTW:You posted in everyone of those threads..........

Worf's penis
Would Vampires make DS9 better?
Would Hooters run Quarks Bar out of business?
Did Sisko use Gillette to shave his head?
Would Miles O’Brien make a good DS9 Pope?

[CorporalClegg]

TheGodBen wrote:

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Consider yourself lucky that I have a moderate degree of sanity.

You do?

[TheGodBen]

Okay fine, less than moderate, but I insist that I do have some!

JTK1 wrote:

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Don't let it worry you ...........
If it was soooooo bad the mods would have locked it .

That presumes that the moderators have their priorities in order, my claim was that they do not.

BTW:You posted in everyone of those threads..........

Yes, I did. I also notified all those threads as they were posted and nothing was done about it for 4 days as Evil Ezri continued to post nonsense topics. Do you know what finally got that account banned? I spread a tag called "where's the bra-size thread" into every one of Evil Ezri's threads until that phrase became one of the biggest in the tag cloud. That finally got the admins to take notice and Spaceman Spiff took charge of the situation (and mildly chastised me for abusing the tag cloud).

I have nothing against a little fun, but that situation shouldn't have lasted as long as it did, and when a troll thread like this is bumped after several months for no reason it should be locked.

[RobertScorpio]

And, most importantly, we don't want to get the notion out there that TREK fans are even remotely intersted in sex. It would ruin that image of ours.

Rob

[teacake]

Just because it starts out a troll thread doesn't mean it should be closed if a good discussion ensues.

And I like defending Ezri's honour. In order to do that she first needs to be attacked. So, this thread is very useful and deserves to be bumped once every few months.

Also.. I always enjoy reading you TheGodB so I think you should drop your CM/T' peeve because I wouldn't want to see you given the axe.

[Destructor]

In response to the OP- no way!

[ares93]

TheGodBen wrote:

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Worf's penis

oh come on man. there is nothing funnier that seeing adults talk about someones penis. i'm telling you. if the mods banned every immature member the member count would drop by 80%. but not that i'm giving the ideas. i'd probably be the first one to go lol

teacake wrote:

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And I like defending Ezri's honour. In order to do that she first needs to be attacked. So, this thread is very useful and deserves to be bumped once every few months.

amen brother. anyone want to bash ezri goes through me too.

Destructor wrote:

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In response to the OP- no way!

screw the OP. this is a matter of honor. Qapla!

[tau136]

kes7 wrote:

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I really think this entire line of questioning is sort of insulting to the actresses, who are more than the sum of their cup sizes.

And to the audience who, you'd presume, are more sophisticated than to follow or not follow an entire series of what is (honestly) a Marmite genré based solely on the pulchritude of the female cast.

[JarodRussell]

The funny thing really is that this thread would have been closed years ago had he asked "Were Leeta's boobs too big?"

[ares93]

JarodRussell wrote:

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The funny thing really is that this thread would have been closed years ago had he asked "Were Leeta's boobs too big?"

i wouldn't push my luck if i was you. both t'bonz and pttrekgirl have been in lousy moods lately.
and just to make sure:

[TheGodBen]

teacake wrote:

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Just because it starts out a troll thread doesn't mean it should be closed if a good discussion ensues.

And I like defending Ezri's honour. In order to do that she first needs to be attacked. So, this thread is very useful and deserves to be bumped once every few months.

But she's not being attacked, the OP's intent wasn't to insult Ezri but to rile up Ezri fans, and by taking the thread seriously you are falling into the trap that the OP set. And the worst part is that Evil Ezri wasn't even a good troll, he was one of the most obvious trolls I've ever seen, so there's no reason why anybody should have fallen for that act in the first place. Sadly, months later, some one-post-wonder cadet took it seriously, bumped the thread and since then a number of other people that didn't know that Evil Ezri was a troll have also taken it seriously.

My intention is to make it absolutely clear to anybody taking offence from the OP: Don't, because the OP was a troll.

Also.. I always enjoy reading you TheGodB so I think you should drop your CM/T' peeve because I wouldn't want to see you given the axe.

Eh, my account is in good standing. I received one warning about a month after joining, but that was overturned because it was a misunderstanding. Then there was the Anwar situation where I certainly pushed right up to the line, but that was because he was rude and insulting to a large section of this community and no official action was being taken, so I forced the issue. The fact that he was warned and temporarily suspended following that period for continuing his behaviour vindicates me somewhat.

I suppose I can be a bit edgy sometimes, and I do feel bad about calling J Michael Straczynski a cocksucker, and I'm still embarrassed by the Mike Sussman situation ... What was my point again?

Oh yeah, I have no intention of being banned. But if I do then I'll come back in a new account and spam the forum with nonsense topics, starting with "Did DS9's ratings suffer because of O'Brien's flabby moobs?"

[Rush Limborg]

teacake wrote:

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And I like defending Ezri's honour. In order to do that she first needs to be attacked.

This.