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Old June 18 2010, 12:18 AM   #16
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Hello all, I've been visiting the DS9 Forum a lot lately and was surprised not to see a Caption Contest going in here, so lets get one!
We had one for years. It seems to have died off in recent months, though.



It wasn't until the third season that the cast & crew realized that Avery Brooks was a wax sculpture from Madame Tussauds.



Worf: "Bullseye!"
O'Brien: "That's great Worf, but you're supposed to use the darts."
Bashir: "Sigh... It's going to take weeks to pry Gul Dukat's head out of that wall."



Joseph: "Yeah, most of my customers wind up with stomach worms, too."
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Old June 18 2010, 12:32 AM   #17
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Chief: For the last time Commander my name is Miles O'Brien. NOT Susan Boyle.




And yet again Worf tilts the pinball machine at Quarks.



Ezri: Oh how cute, we have the same purse!
Joseph: It's not a 'purse' it's a 'men's carryall' made with fine Bolian leather.
Ezri: Well, mine is a purse.
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Old June 18 2010, 02:43 AM   #18
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Old June 19 2010, 05:06 PM   #19
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Worf was not kind to Quark when he gave him Orange Juice instead of Prune Juice.
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Old June 19 2010, 07:34 PM   #20
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Sisko: "Windows? Who the hell puts windows in the command center?"

O'Brien: "I hear they stole the idea from a captain named Robau."

Sisko: "Man was a legend. A badass. Come to think of it, maybe I should shave my head."



O'Brien: "I'll go get the squeegee."



Joseph: "Ben? It's one of those loons collecting for the Church of Symbiosis asking for you again."
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Old June 20 2010, 07:20 AM   #21
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Brooks: Why are there so may windows in here?

Meaney: We got the script for "The Storyteller" early, and the designers knew they'd need plenty of ventilation for all the plot holes.
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Old June 20 2010, 07:48 AM   #22
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Sisko: "Energize!"
O'Brien: "Uh, Commander..."
Sisko: "Chief, the transporters appear to be down. Can you repair them?"
O'Brien: "Well...I mean--"
Sisko: "Mr. O'Brien, are you or are you not the transporter chief?"
O'Brien: "I am, sir."
Sisko: "Then what's the problem?"
O'Brien: "The thing is, Commander, the transporter pad's over there."
Sisko: "...Oh. Thank you, Chief. It's this Cardassian design aesthetic; it takes some getting used to."
O'Brien: "Of course, sir." (under his breath) "Bloody officers..."
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Old June 20 2010, 08:17 AM   #23
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SISKO: What's working?

O'BRIEN: Only the holo-suit porn programs.

SISKO: You sure?

O'BRIEN: Been testing them all morning.





Neither Worf nor O'Brien wanted to tell Bashier he wasn't in the bathroom.


JOSEPH: Rachel Ray....still after my Gumbo recipe, eh?
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Old June 20 2010, 12:02 PM   #24
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Ezri: Let's just keep up the smiling. He'll never let me in if he finds out I'm a counselor.
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Old June 20 2010, 01:05 PM   #25
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Thank you, but I don't like Girl Scout cookies.
oh man, rush i going to have your head for that.
Aw, I'm fine with it. I've actually been toying with the idea that during her Academy days, Ezri actually was a Girl Scout....


Okay--let's do this!



O'Brien: Captain...I can explain this.

Sisko: (Not meeting his gaze) You'd better....

O'Brien: Sir...Molly was crying up a storm this morning--and when I tried to calm her down....

Sisko: She hurled.

O'Brien: (Pause) ...Yes, sir.




Bashir: Oy...it feels like that burrito was a bit too much....

Worf: CLEAR THE ROOM!




Ezri: Hi, Mr. Sisko--I'm with the Census!
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Old June 20 2010, 01:12 PM   #26
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Thank you, but I don't like Girl Scout cookies.
oh man, rush i going to have your head for that.
Aw, I'm fine with it. I've actually been toying with the idea that during her Academy days, Ezri actually was a Girl Scout....
i was joking man

Okay--let's do this!

Bashir: Oy...it feels like that burrito was a bit too much....

Worf: CLEAR THE ROOM!
reminds me of a line from voyager. "Let's go save the federation from gaseous anomalies"

Ezri: Hi, Mr. Sisko--I'm with the Census!
The IRS would have been a better lol (damn i hate those guys...)

EDIT: Holy crap. i gotta get english lessons... i cant spell for Christ's sake!
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Old June 20 2010, 06:38 PM   #27
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Well...I dunno what the Federation would call its "IRS"...but I'd assume it still has a census.
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Old June 20 2010, 10:11 PM   #28
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Well...I dunno what the Federation would call its "IRS"...but I'd assume it still has a census.
right, you have a good point there. (mutters under his breath. "I still hate them" )
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Old June 20 2010, 11:02 PM   #29
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Well...I dunno what the Federation would call its "IRS"
The Borg.
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Old June 21 2010, 04:32 AM   #30
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Sisko: "My God, the whole room's tilted sideways!"

O'Brien: "What the hell did you have at Quark's?"



Worf: "They're debating IRS jokes in this caption contest!"

O'Brien: "Could be worse. They're not debating cockblocking jokes like they are in the Movie Caption Contest."
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