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Old June 15 2010, 05:28 PM   #1
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DS9 Caption Contest #1: Introductions

Hello all, I've been visiting the DS9 Forum a lot lately and was surprised not to see a Caption Contest going in here, so lets get one!

I'll aim to make this one a weekly contest, I advise posting early and often as well as being as creative as possible. I've seen Caption Contests from a lot of folks on this BBS, and you guys can be absolutely hilarious!

Now, if someone else was running a Caption contest here, I don't want to step on anybody's toes. PM me please.

Now, onto the Game...







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Old June 15 2010, 05:35 PM   #2
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Sisko: So what's working so far?

O'Brien: The Transporter.

Sisko: That's it?

O'Brien: I'm a Transporter Chief, I don't know how to fix anything else.




Bashir: Okay, Quark! We're gonna need a new Dartboard.



Ezri: It's the 24th Century Mr. Sisko, you really can't afford a Doorbell?
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Old June 15 2010, 05:58 PM   #3
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O'Brien: Great he found something interesting to look at. I'll slip away and change before he notices I've been spending time with miss Right.
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Old June 15 2010, 08:16 PM   #4
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Worf: YOU SAID KEIKO HAD 7 MONTHS LEFT!!!




Sisko: No door to door sales!
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Old June 15 2010, 08:20 PM   #5
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Michael Dorn kept his cool until the Costumer from Generations showed up. He was still upset he didn't get a new uniform for the movie.
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Old June 16 2010, 01:34 PM   #6
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Sisko: "What's with all the owls in the rafters?"
O'Brien: "Vermin. See there were rats, but the Cardies released voles to eat the rats, but then they needed something to get rid of the voles, so owls."
Sisko: "How'd they plan to get rid of the owls?"
O'Brien: "Funny thing, they did try Cardassian hawks, but Gul Edren, Dukat's predecessor, got his eyes clawed out, so they figured the owls were Ok."




Bashir: "Must... get... Morn... away... from... Karaoke machine..."



Joseph: "If I weren't so comfortable in my own sexuality, I'd think about getting a new mirror."
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Old June 16 2010, 07:47 PM   #7
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Sisko: Why is there a transporter in Ops?

O'Brien: This way Picard can still call us and ask 'How's Transporter Chief O'Brien doing?'
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Old June 16 2010, 07:53 PM   #8
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Thank you, but I don't like Girl Scout cookies.
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Thank you, but I don't like Girl Scout cookies.
oh man, rush i going to have your head for that.
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Old June 17 2010, 06:28 AM   #10
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Joseph: We're closed!

Ezri: Why does the restaurant have to be closed for you to take a trip? You haven't cooked anything in 2 years.
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Old June 17 2010, 05:30 PM   #11
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O'Brien: "Communing with the prophets? Commmuning with his stash more likely"




Bashir: "ooooouuuuchhhh! Not a good idea to play elbow the titty with Kira and Janzia in the room!"




Ezri: "Well you shouldnt have stuck it out the letterbox in the first place silly"
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Old June 17 2010, 05:32 PM   #12
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Joseph Sisko...the dreamer....and the dream.
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Old June 17 2010, 10:17 PM   #13
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Old June 17 2010, 10:29 PM   #14
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that, my friend. looks scary. but i wholeheartedly agree with the statement



Bashir: When i said you should have physical i didn't mean a full body examination. and most certainly not here.
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Klingon Cockblock...
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