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Old February 19 2010, 06:26 PM   #61
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Picard: "What? Rat Boy's willing to take over the caption contest? That's splendid!"

Crusher: "I just hope there isn't any screencaps of us in compromising positions."

*Riker and Troi start to get worried*

Later...

Picard: "Wait a minute? Who else offered?"

Crusher: "Oh dear God no!"

*Riker and Troi start to grin maniacally*

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Old February 19 2010, 09:18 PM   #62
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WILL: Don't look at ME, folks.

I'm just as confused and ready to jump out an airlock as YOU are.
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Old February 19 2010, 09:19 PM   #63
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DATA: Did she say anything before she collapsed, Geordi?

GEORDI: Something about...'tell Wesley he was adop...'

Dunno, she hit the desk before she could finish.
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Old February 20 2010, 03:52 AM   #64
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DATA: Did she say anything before she collapsed, Geordi?

GEORDI: Something about...'tell Wesley he was adop...'

Dunno, she hit the desk before she could finish.
DATA: Wesley is a dope?

GEORDI: A mother would know.
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Old February 20 2010, 08:17 PM   #65
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DATA: Did she say anything before she collapsed, Geordi?

GEORDI: Something about...'tell Wesley he was adop...'

Dunno, she hit the desk before she could finish.
DATA: Wesley is a dope?

GEORDI: A mother would know.
DATA: Hmmmmm.

I suppose that would explain why he always asked ME for advice on human sexuality.

And opening boxes.
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Old February 20 2010, 08:18 PM   #66
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PICARD: I love riding huge stallions!

RIKER: I'm not touching that one with a ten-parsec pole.
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Old February 21 2010, 02:12 AM   #67
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PICARD: I love riding huge stallions!

RIKER: I'm not touching that one with a ten-parsec pole.
Troi: "That's what she said."
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Old February 22 2010, 07:48 PM   #68
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PICARD: I love riding huge stallions!

RIKER: I'm not touching that one with a ten-parsec pole.
Troi: "That's what she said."
BEVERLY: I need a shower.
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GEORDI: She's okay, Data.

It's just a REALLY bad case of ice-cream headache.
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Old February 23 2010, 03:34 PM   #70
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Riker: My fingers through your red hair, in an airlock with no air, not that I would care ...



It's ... FRAKESGIVING! ... Gobble gobble, number one. Rated R for a shitload of nudity and senseless mayhem. This Friday at a theater near you.
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Old February 23 2010, 07:54 PM   #71
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RIKER: Don't ask, folks.

Frankly I'm just as stunned as YOU are this dumbass episode is still going on.




DATA: Doctor?

Doctor Crusher?

A work desk does not HAVE a discernible heartbeat. Nor even a heart!
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Old February 26 2010, 07:27 AM   #72
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PICARD ... blissfully ignorant.
TROI ... wtf is he smiling about?
CRUSHER ... get to the POINT, ya #%$!
RIKER ... Dead people get me hard.
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Old February 26 2010, 08:01 PM   #73
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After the last trombone solo in Ten Forward, Will was told not to quit his day job.

Unfortunately, his day job sucked even HARDER.
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Old March 2 2010, 09:57 PM   #74
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OK, that's it for the contest, people!

The winners are as follows:

For the first image,

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GEORDIE:Choked on a croissant.

DATA: Accident?

GEORDIE: Yeah, sure. Why not?


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Crusher: "C'mon, Ro, it's a tradition for all new officers. If you catch the captain's fancy, he gets to saddle you up and ride you around the holodeck for a while. We all had to do it!"

With photoshop winner:
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Well done to everyone who entered! And thanks to everyone who has participated in the caption contests while I've been running them, you've given me a lot of laughs

The contest will be taken over by Canuck69 who has graciously volunteered.
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Old March 2 2010, 10:47 PM   #75
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Good winners, all.

Thanks for running the contests so long; I'm sure Canuck69 will keep up the high standards!
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