TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." - Page 4

J. Allen · February 13 2010, 10:01 PM

Data: "While you are looking through her purse, Geordi, see if she has any Mentos."

[trumpet] *Waugh* *Waugh* [/trumpet]

Isis · February 16 2010, 12:12 PM

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Isis · February 16 2010, 12:25 PM

Data: "I warned her not to watch the second half of Star Trek, the Motion Picture, but she just wouldn't listen."

cooleddie74 · February 16 2010, 08:15 PM

DATA: She was watching an upload of the early 21st century motion picture called 'GIGLI.'

Then she shrieked in pain and collapsed...just like you see her now.

cooleddie74 · February 16 2010, 08:15 PM

RIKER(thinking): Did I leave the trombone on?

Mr. Laser Beam · February 17 2010, 01:07 AM

cooleddie74 wrote:

RIKER(thinking): Did I leave the trombone on?

Riker: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing Klingon glue.

Picard: How about a game like Hollywood Squares but with kids?

Troi: Bad news. Captain's getting balder...

Beverly: ...and Leon's getting laarrrrrrrger!

Yeoman Randi · February 17 2010, 04:22 PM

CULTCROSS, thank you for all the work you've done!!

Has anyone offered to step into his shoes yet?

cooleddie74 · February 17 2010, 09:16 PM

RIKER: Now's your turn, fans!

Text YOUR choice for the next horribly awkward comic-relief line I get to utter in this episode! We'll reveal the winner in the final scene!

Remember...standard messaging rates apply!

cooleddie74 · February 17 2010, 09:18 PM

GEORDI: What happened?!

DATA: I am not sure.

I started performing one of my jokes from the Chalnock's Comedy Cabaret holodeck program...then the Doctor regurgitated on her work desk and collapsed.

cultcross · February 18 2010, 05:32 PM

Yeoman Randi wrote:

CULTCROSS, thank you for all the work you've done!!

Has anyone offered to step into his shoes yet?

Nope. Looks like this will be the last TNG Caption Contest for a while unless someone expresses an interest!!!

Yeoman Randi · February 18 2010, 05:42 PM

Aw crap. I hope someone steps up to the plate. If not, i may be forced to and that wouldn't be pretty. This is too fun a thread to let die.

And i do want to thank you again. You've been awesome!

cooleddie74 · February 18 2010, 08:20 PM

GEORDI: What happened to her, Data?!

DATA: Too many marshmelons.

cooleddie74 · February 18 2010, 08:21 PM

Will was once the master of holding in his farts around his shipmates and friends.

But no LONGER.

Rat Boy · February 19 2010, 02:18 AM

Picard: "Okay, okay, my turn. I've never worn a saddle during sex."

*Everyone else groans*

abaldwin360 · February 19 2010, 02:45 AM

cultcross wrote:

Picard shows the rest of the crew his porn collection.

February 13 2010, 10:01 PM	#46
J. Allen Probably Satan™ Location: A Quantum State	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." Data: "While you are looking through her purse, Geordi, see if she has any Mentos." [trumpet] Waugh Waugh [/trumpet] __________________ “In all of the time forward, and backward, throughout the universe, we have all been alive and dead, and all at the same time.”

February 16 2010, 12:12 PM	#47
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

February 16 2010, 12:25 PM	#48
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." Data: "I warned her not to watch the second half of Star Trek, the Motion Picture, but she just wouldn't listen."

February 16 2010, 08:15 PM	#49
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." DATA: She was watching an upload of the early 21st century motion picture called 'GIGLI.' Then she shrieked in pain and collapsed...just like you see her now. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

February 16 2010, 08:15 PM	#50
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." RIKER(thinking): Did I leave the trombone on? __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

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February 17 2010, 04:22 PM	#52
Yeoman Randi Vice Admiral Location: In a handbasket	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." CULTCROSS, thank you for all the work you've done!! Has anyone offered to step into his shoes yet?

February 17 2010, 09:16 PM	#53
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." RIKER: Now's your turn, fans! Text YOUR choice for the next horribly awkward comic-relief line I get to utter in this episode! We'll reveal the winner in the final scene! Remember...standard messaging rates apply! __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg Last edited by cooleddie74; February 17 2010 at 09:44 PM.

February 17 2010, 09:18 PM	#54
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." GEORDI: What happened?! DATA: I am not sure. I started performing one of my jokes from the Chalnock's Comedy Cabaret holodeck program...then the Doctor regurgitated on her work desk and collapsed. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

February 18 2010, 05:42 PM	#56
Yeoman Randi Vice Admiral Location: In a handbasket	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." Aw crap. I hope someone steps up to the plate. If not, i may be forced to and that wouldn't be pretty. This is too fun a thread to let die. And i do want to thank you again. You've been awesome!

February 18 2010, 08:20 PM	#57
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." GEORDI: What happened to her, Data?! DATA: Too many marshmelons. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

February 18 2010, 08:21 PM	#58
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." Will was once the master of holding in his farts around his shipmates and friends. But no LONGER. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

February 19 2010, 02:18 AM	#59
Rat Boy Vice Admiral Location: Home of the World Champion San Francisco Giants!	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." Picard: "Okay, okay, my turn. I've never worn a saddle during sex." Everyone else groans