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Old February 13 2010, 09:01 PM   #46
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Data: "While you are looking through her purse, Geordi, see if she has any Mentos."




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Old February 16 2010, 11:12 AM   #47
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Old February 16 2010, 11:25 AM   #48
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Data: "I warned her not to watch the second half of Star Trek, the Motion Picture, but she just wouldn't listen."
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Old February 16 2010, 07:15 PM   #49
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DATA: She was watching an upload of the early 21st century motion picture called 'GIGLI.'

Then she shrieked in pain and collapsed...just like you see her now.
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Old February 16 2010, 07:15 PM   #50
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RIKER(thinking): Did I leave the trombone on?
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Old February 17 2010, 12:07 AM   #51
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RIKER(thinking): Did I leave the trombone on?
Riker: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing Klingon glue.

Picard: How about a game like Hollywood Squares but with kids?

Troi: Bad news. Captain's getting balder...

Beverly: ...and Leon's getting laarrrrrrrger!
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Old February 17 2010, 03:22 PM   #52
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CULTCROSS, thank you for all the work you've done!!

Has anyone offered to step into his shoes yet?
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Old February 17 2010, 08:16 PM   #53
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RIKER: Now's your turn, fans!

Text YOUR choice for the next horribly awkward comic-relief line I get to utter in this episode! We'll reveal the winner in the final scene!


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Old February 17 2010, 08:18 PM   #54
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GEORDI: What happened?!

DATA: I am not sure.

I started performing one of my jokes from the Chalnock's Comedy Cabaret holodeck program...then the Doctor regurgitated on her work desk and collapsed.
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Old February 18 2010, 04:32 PM   #55
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CULTCROSS, thank you for all the work you've done!!

Has anyone offered to step into his shoes yet?
Nope. Looks like this will be the last TNG Caption Contest for a while unless someone expresses an interest!!!
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Old February 18 2010, 04:42 PM   #56
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Aw crap. I hope someone steps up to the plate. If not, i may be forced to and that wouldn't be pretty. This is too fun a thread to let die.

And i do want to thank you again. You've been awesome!
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GEORDI: What happened to her, Data?!

DATA: Too many marshmelons.
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Will was once the master of holding in his farts around his shipmates and friends.

But no LONGER.
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Old February 19 2010, 01:18 AM   #59
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Picard: "Okay, okay, my turn. I've never worn a saddle during sex."

*Everyone else groans*
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Picard shows the rest of the crew his porn collection.
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