TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..."

cultcross · January 26 2010, 12:27 PM

It's time for another caption contest, but first a small announcement - as you have undoubtedly noticed, I have trouble keeping up with this contest regularly, and now my work has changed somewhat too I have even less time to spend on the BBS.

As such, this is the final cruise of the TNG Caption Contest under my command. This thread and her history will shortly become the care of another poster. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the captions we have begun and journey to all the undiscovered memes, boldly going where no man, in assless chaps, ...has gone before.

So I'm throwing open nominations - if anyone fancies taking over the contest, PM me during the run of this one and when I announce the winners for this contest, we'll also appoint a new MASTER OF CAPTIONS.

First, the winners of contest #165:

Nerys Myk wrote:

GEORDI: I love her, but I hate you.

BRAHMS: What lame TV show did you rip that off of?

TigerOfDarkness wrote:

Data: Beam me up before you go go...

Photoshop winner:

Nerys Myk wrote:

On to the images for the 166th contest:

Enjoy! And for those who just scroll straight to the new images (and you know who you are) read the blurb at the top this time!

Admiral Shran · January 26 2010, 01:09 PM

LaForge: See Doc, I told you he was fully functional.
Crusher: Oh, you jewel! That's exactly what I hoped.

Finn · January 26 2010, 01:26 PM

Geordi: Captain...don't move. Barclay's spider just crawled onto your shoulder!

Beverly: "Hurry!"

SilentP · January 26 2010, 06:25 PM

Riker (to audience): Please someone break the 4th wall and get me outta here.

Diesel Micky Dolenz · January 26 2010, 07:08 PM

Needing the paycheck, McFadden, Spiner and Burton forcibly removed the last of Patrick Stewart's dignity, thereby paving the way for the filming of Star Trek Nemesis.

Holdfast · January 26 2010, 09:13 PM

cultcross wrote:

It's time for another caption contest, but first a small announcement - as you have undoubtedly noticed, I have trouble keeping up with this contest regularly, and now my work has changed somewhat too I have even less time to spend on the BBS.

As such, this is the final cruise of the TNG Caption Contest under my command. This thread and her history will shortly become the care of another poster. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the captions we have begun and journey to all the undiscovered memes, boldly going where no man, in assless chaps, ...has gone before.

Kudos for running the contest for so long. Hope a successor volunteers soon!

cooleddie74 · January 26 2010, 09:16 PM

RIKER: Mister Worf, if you're SMART you won't ask what the Captain uses that saddle for.

Just cut your losses...

and walk away.

cooleddie74 · January 26 2010, 09:17 PM

GEORDI:She's alright, Data...she's just drunk and trying to get a REALLY good look at that one little pebble on the desk.

David · January 27 2010, 05:35 AM

Riker Thinking to Himself: "If I can aim my eyes just so, I can see Diana's Cleavage reflected on to the back of Picard's head."

Cheers

Dave

Gil T.Azell · January 27 2010, 05:50 AM

Geordi: "Come on Data she's passed out drunk put her foot in the warm water, while I put her hand in the warm water, I'll be funny..."
Data: "Accessing,,, Ah I see this should prove interesting."

Picard: (thinking) "I hope they didn't heat that"
Troi: (thinking) "I may not of heard that but now I know yo did that"
Riker (thinking) "I know I didn't do that, but judging by the captians reaction he's guilty"
Crusher: (sniffing & thinking) " Wow I must tell the Captain to come to sick bey for a check-up that was rank, Oh yeah I know you Jean-Luc, that smirk gave it away"

Tom Riley · January 27 2010, 11:13 AM

GEORDI: Great, that drug worked just like you said, Data! What did you say it was called again? "Roof Ease?"
DATA: Flunitrazepam, also called Rohypnol but more commonly referred to as "roofies", are a strong hypnotic and powerful sedative, anticonvulsant, anxiolytic, amnestic, and skeletal muscle relaxant drug used around the turn of the 21st cent-
GEORDI: That's wonderful Data, just help me get her clothes off. I'm not wasting my one chance at losing my virginity.

Vassa · January 27 2010, 11:20 AM

Troi: Captain I'm not really sure you're first attempt at sharing some of your personal life with the crew should be a "My Gimp Gear" show and tell.

Riker: (thinking) The saddle is a nice touch.

Crusher (thinking): Oooh, a new riding crop. Time for tea.

Jonas Grumby · January 27 2010, 06:37 PM

Crusher (holding on for dear life with both hands): "No! You can have my Jack Rabbit when you pry it from my cold...dead...hands!"

Crusher: "C'mon, Ro, it's a tradition for all new officers. If you catch the captain's fancy, he gets to saddle you up and ride you around the holodeck for a while. We all had to do it!"

Alrik · January 27 2010, 10:35 PM

Thanks for all of the time and effort cultcross. Don't vanish completely.

Stewart: "A new movie based on the X-Men? Count me in."

Frakes thinking: *Damn, another movie? What's next? Tim Allen asking Dorn to do a Santa Clause sequel?*

tharpdevenport · January 28 2010, 01:19 AM

Geordi: "Data ... you twistedher nipples right off!"

Data: "I am sorry, Geordi -- I thought those were simultaneous off switches."

January 26 2010, 01:09 PM	#2
Admiral Shran Admiral Location: In the Before Time - the Long, Long Ago	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." LaForge: See Doc, I told you he was fully functional. Crusher: Oh, you jewel! That's exactly what I hoped. __________________ Vote Obomney 2012! "All governments suffer a recurring problem: power attracts pathological personalities. It's not that power corrupts but that it's magnetic to the corruptible." - Frank Herbert, Dune

January 26 2010, 01:26 PM	#3
Finn Vice Admiral Location: West of Boston	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." Geordi: Captain...don't move. Barclay's spider just crawled onto your shoulder! Beverly: "Hurry!"

January 26 2010, 06:25 PM	#4
SilentP Commodore Location: is in a very lonely Corner of the Circle	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." Riker (to audience): Please someone break the 4th wall and get me outta here.

January 26 2010, 07:08 PM	#5
Diesel Micky Dolenz Captain Location: Florida, USA	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." Needing the paycheck, McFadden, Spiner and Burton forcibly removed the last of Patrick Stewart's dignity, thereby paving the way for the filming of Star Trek Nemesis. __________________ -SPIDER MONKEE- LowerDecks.com \| SlidersWeb.net

January 26 2010, 09:16 PM	#7
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." RIKER: Mister Worf, if you're SMART you won't ask what the Captain uses that saddle for. Just cut your losses... *and walk away.* __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

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January 26 2010, 09:17 PM	#8
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." GEORDI:She's alright, Data...she's just drunk and trying to get a REALLY good look at that one little pebble on the desk. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 27 2010, 05:35 AM	#9
David Lieutenant Commander Location: Adelaide, South Australia	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." Riker Thinking to Himself: "If I can aim my eyes just so, I can see Diana's Cleavage reflected on to the back of Picard's head." Cheers Dave __________________ More. Trek. Please.

January 27 2010, 05:50 AM	#10
Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Location: On the Left Coast	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." Geordi: "Come on Data she's passed out drunk put her foot in the warm water, while I put her hand in the warm water, I'll be funny..." Data: "Accessing,,, Ah I see this should prove interesting." Picard: (thinking) "I hope they didn't heat that" Troi: (thinking) "I may not of heard that but now I know yo did that" Riker (thinking) "I know I didn't do that, but judging by the captians reaction he's guilty" Crusher: (sniffing & thinking) " Wow I must tell the Captain to come to sick bey for a check-up that was rank, Oh yeah I know you Jean-Luc, that smirk gave it away" __________________ You're not really Drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osboune

January 27 2010, 11:13 AM	#11
Tom Riley Commodore Location: Somewhere... out there...	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." GEORDI: Great, that drug worked just like you said, Data! What did you say it was called again? "Roof Ease?" DATA: Flunitrazepam, also called Rohypnol but more commonly referred to as "roofies", are a strong hypnotic and powerful sedative, anticonvulsant, anxiolytic, amnestic, and skeletal muscle relaxant drug used around the turn of the 21st cent- GEORDI: That's wonderful Data, just help me get her clothes off. I'm not wasting my one chance at losing my virginity. __________________ My TrekBBS Membership Card and Trading Card hosted by AstroSmurf VOTE -- TNG Avatar Contest #68: Hollow Pursuits

January 27 2010, 11:20 AM	#12
Vassa Commander	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." Troi: Captain I'm not really sure you're first attempt at sharing some of your personal life with the crew should be a "My Gimp Gear" show and tell. Riker: (thinking) The saddle is a nice touch. Crusher (thinking): Oooh, a new riding crop. Time for tea.

January 27 2010, 06:37 PM	#13
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." Crusher (holding on for dear life with both hands): "No! You can have my Jack Rabbit when you pry it from my cold...dead...hands!" Crusher: "C'mon, Ro, it's a tradition for all new officers. If you catch the captain's fancy, he gets to saddle you up and ride you around the holodeck for a while. We all had to do it!" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

January 27 2010, 10:35 PM	#14
Alrik Commodore Location: Alrik is on A deck chair, somewhere....or Iowa. Brrr.	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." Thanks for all of the time and effort cultcross. Don't vanish completely. Stewart: "A new movie based on the X-Men? Count me in." Frakes thinking: Damn, another movie? What's next? Tim Allen asking Dorn to do a Santa Clause sequel?

January 28 2010, 01:19 AM	#15
tharpdevenport Admiral Location: Click here for super karate monkey death MOD porn!	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." Geordi: "Data ... you twistedher nipples right off!" Data: "I am sorry, Geordi -- I thought those were simultaneous off switches." __________________ Mr. Signature Number 2 "Are you going to run?" Number 6 "Like blazes! The first chance I get." -Smile! God Loves You! Too bad he doesn't exist, oh and everyone else thinks you're an asshole.