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Old January 26 2010, 12:27 PM   #1
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TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..."

It's time for another caption contest, but first a small announcement - as you have undoubtedly noticed, I have trouble keeping up with this contest regularly, and now my work has changed somewhat too I have even less time to spend on the BBS.

As such, this is the final cruise of the TNG Caption Contest under my command. This thread and her history will shortly become the care of another poster. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the captions we have begun and journey to all the undiscovered memes, boldly going where no man, in assless chaps, ...has gone before.

So I'm throwing open nominations - if anyone fancies taking over the contest, PM me during the run of this one and when I announce the winners for this contest, we'll also appoint a new MASTER OF CAPTIONS.


First, the winners of contest #165:

Nerys Myk wrote: View Post


GEORDI: I love her, but I hate you.

BRAHMS: What lame TV show did you rip that off of?

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Data: Beam me up before you go go...


Photoshop winner:
Nerys Myk wrote: View Post
On to the images for the 166th contest:






Enjoy! And for those who just scroll straight to the new images (and you know who you are) read the blurb at the top this time!
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Old January 26 2010, 01:09 PM   #2
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Old January 26 2010, 01:26 PM   #3
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Geordi: Captain...don't move. Barclay's spider just crawled onto your shoulder!

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Old January 26 2010, 06:25 PM   #4
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Old January 26 2010, 07:08 PM   #5
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Needing the paycheck, McFadden, Spiner and Burton forcibly removed the last of Patrick Stewart's dignity, thereby paving the way for the filming of Star Trek Nemesis.
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Old January 26 2010, 09:13 PM   #6
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cultcross wrote: View Post
It's time for another caption contest, but first a small announcement - as you have undoubtedly noticed, I have trouble keeping up with this contest regularly, and now my work has changed somewhat too I have even less time to spend on the BBS.

As such, this is the final cruise of the TNG Caption Contest under my command. This thread and her history will shortly become the care of another poster. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the captions we have begun and journey to all the undiscovered memes, boldly going where no man, in assless chaps, ...has gone before.
Kudos for running the contest for so long. Hope a successor volunteers soon!
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Old January 26 2010, 09:16 PM   #7
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RIKER: Mister Worf, if you're SMART you won't ask what the Captain uses that saddle for.

Just cut your losses...

and walk away.
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Old January 26 2010, 09:17 PM   #8
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GEORDI:She's alright, Data...she's just drunk and trying to get a REALLY good look at that one little pebble on the desk.
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Old January 27 2010, 05:35 AM   #9
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Riker Thinking to Himself: "If I can aim my eyes just so, I can see Diana's Cleavage reflected on to the back of Picard's head."

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Old January 27 2010, 05:50 AM   #10
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Geordi: "Come on Data she's passed out drunk put her foot in the warm water, while I put her hand in the warm water, I'll be funny..."
Data: "Accessing,,, Ah I see this should prove interesting."


Picard: (thinking) "I hope they didn't heat that"
Troi: (thinking) "I may not of heard that but now I know yo did that"
Riker (thinking) "I know I didn't do that, but judging by the captians reaction he's guilty"
Crusher: (sniffing & thinking) " Wow I must tell the Captain to come to sick bey for a check-up that was rank, Oh yeah I know you Jean-Luc, that smirk gave it away"
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Old January 27 2010, 11:13 AM   #11
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GEORDI: Great, that drug worked just like you said, Data! What did you say it was called again? "Roof Ease?"
DATA: Flunitrazepam, also called Rohypnol but more commonly referred to as "roofies", are a strong hypnotic and powerful sedative, anticonvulsant, anxiolytic, amnestic, and skeletal muscle relaxant drug used around the turn of the 21st cent-
GEORDI: That's wonderful Data, just help me get her clothes off. I'm not wasting my one chance at losing my virginity.
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Old January 27 2010, 11:20 AM   #12
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Troi: Captain I'm not really sure you're first attempt at sharing some of your personal life with the crew should be a "My Gimp Gear" show and tell.

Riker: (thinking) The saddle is a nice touch.

Crusher (thinking): Oooh, a new riding crop. Time for tea.
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Old January 27 2010, 06:37 PM   #13
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Crusher (holding on for dear life with both hands): "No! You can have my Jack Rabbit when you pry it from my cold...dead...hands!"




Crusher: "C'mon, Ro, it's a tradition for all new officers. If you catch the captain's fancy, he gets to saddle you up and ride you around the holodeck for a while. We all had to do it!"
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Old January 27 2010, 10:35 PM   #14
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Thanks for all of the time and effort cultcross. Don't vanish completely.



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Geordi: "Data ... you twistedher nipples right off!"

Data: "I am sorry, Geordi -- I thought those were simultaneous off switches."
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