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Old January 2 2010, 05:11 PM   #76
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ...

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Kirk: "Can we change the channel? I'm tired of that Twilight Zone marathon they put on every New Year's...especially the one where the guy sees a monster on the wing of the plane."


There! On the nacelle! Would you just look at the screen?! It's right there!
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Old January 3 2010, 05:08 AM   #77
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Kirk: "You left Earth in the late '90s? Wanna see what happened to O.J.?"
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Old January 7 2010, 11:39 PM   #78
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Khan: Captain, there must be some error here. There hasn't been a post on the caption thread for four days now.
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Old January 7 2010, 11:58 PM   #79
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Khan: Captain, there must be some error here. There hasn't been a post on the caption thread for four days now.
Kirk: "You are mistaken, sir." <shows Khan post>

Khan, seething: "This Chekov is seriously mistaken.... man boobs are not a Russian invention."
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Old January 8 2010, 03:05 PM   #80
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Khan: I ordered a ZINGER!!! Who was that Russian imbecile who took my order?!?!
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Old January 8 2010, 05:30 PM   #81
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I hope Shatmamdu hasn't come down with another case of bag of cats on his head.
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Old January 8 2010, 07:24 PM   #82
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Khan: "Yes Kirk, you are indeed a worthy opponent. Even a superiour being such as myself can not stand up to the KFC torture. I offer a compromise. Perhaps you could find an issolated planet to leave us on. Just no more grease, I beg of you."


*Hope all's well Joe*
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Old January 8 2010, 08:53 PM   #83
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Khan: "You dare to insult me by offering me the chicken of a mere colonel?"
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Old January 8 2010, 09:58 PM   #84
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Kirk: "Can we change the channel? I'm tired of that Twilight Zone marathon they put on every New Year's...especially the one where the guy sees a monster on the wing of the plane."
Chekov: "Vell sir, eet ees eider dees or dee Friends marathon."

Kirk: "Oye. Forgot to pay the Dish bill again?"

Chekov: "Aye."
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Old January 8 2010, 11:27 PM   #85
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KIRK: I sorta got hungry on the way back.

KHAN: You didn't even leave me a thigh!

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Old January 9 2010, 12:07 AM   #86
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Kirk: "Enough of the screensaver. Viewer on."
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Old January 9 2010, 02:57 AM   #87
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Sulu: "My goodnes -- they've gone to Plaid. What an intersteller faux pas."
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Old January 9 2010, 05:40 AM   #88
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Koenig: "So, in next weeks script I had some really great lines in this one scene, then whiner ass-wipe goes running to Roddenberry and crys that he should get all my lines. Well, then ... he sitting right behind me, isn't he?"

Takei only smiles



Khan: "Captain, I grow fatigued of listening to you read from Sarah Palin's autobiography."



Khan: "This is fantastic, the glory and symmetry of this beautiful image defys description. Kirrrk, what do you call this?"

Kirk: "Uhmmm, a mirror."

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Old January 10 2010, 04:45 AM   #89
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Khan: "There she ees. Theeere she EEees."

Kirk: "Who? Diane Sawyer? Oh she left GMA for World News Tonight weeks ago."

Khan: "Why am I not told about these things?!"
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Old January 11 2010, 02:30 PM   #90
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KHAN: That isn't what I meant when I said Get me something with legs, breasts and a smelly box!
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